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right. info thread on gender bias in mcyt spaces because its something we all need to know about.
questions are fine, hate is not, lmk if the alt text doesn't work i don't trust this website
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so…. i promised i’d make this😭: an analysis thread on whether minutetech’s minecraft skin adheres to the rules of formalwear (+ is it accurate for other lifestealers to say he looks like a waiter) (very unserious thread pls don’t take this seriously lmao)
a few people have been asking about this so here's the list of mcyt ccs i created last week (creators were submitted by anyone who saw the form i put out so not a conclusive list but still 875 creators is a lot of people)
begging that some lifesteal streamers start making sure they have a bunch of active mods like... some chats have no mods or only one mod and that's not good. if people start bigotry in your chat and you dont have mods that is your responsibility +
now the seasons over, i can finally reveal the list of different crimes the lifestealers would have committed if lifesteal had irl laws :333 each crime is only on there once there's still so many....
do i need to pull up resources on like. how confident men are "assertive" but confident women are "aggressive" or "bossy" or "annoying". because the way some people are treating hannah at the moment is literally misogyny and im so done with it
also big big thank yous to ibi for making the spreadsheet actually legible and sorting out all the functions🙏 (genuinely this would not have worked out without your help you're awesome) and mika for research help
was looking through my screenshots to try and find something for a moot but without my glasses on i mistook this for a minutetech and im not entirely sure what that says about my eyesight
sometimes i miss the void arc and then i remember that there are at least 3 lifestealers who said they were gonna do voic arc videos who havent uploaded them yet and i get so happy because im really excited to watch them whenever they're eventually released
theres a lot of new members joining lifesteal with well established communities so im boosting this again! ccs will not stream if things keep getting leaked, its really important not to spread untagged spoilers. correct spellings:
// lifesteal spoilers
or
lifesteal spoilers
alr theres a lot of new members of lstwt at the moment so just a small info post on the spoilers tags.
the lifesteal ccs should have the tags muted, so its always a good idea to tag spoilers for anything that could provide an unfair advantage.
correct spellings attached
thinking about season 4 again but not for the normal reasons... i miss the really cool and dramatic team names.... we had eclipse fed and the leviathan and solar union..... i miss that so much
some of you guys really need to be more careful about what you say on main accounts. ccs see this shit stop being so bloody rude like you can criticise people without being weird about it jfc its minecraft lore its not a big deal
what the heck i was just looking at my notes from last week's session to add to the scrapbook WTF IS THAT LAST QUOTE i dont remember that but it's brilliant
.... i know its a well understood fact that lifestealers have trust issues but have they considered that their fandom also has trust issues now (i've come to the conclusion they love to watch us suffer)
o7 lifesteal season 5, the first season i watched start to finish and my gosh has it been incredible, there's so many things i could say about this server but its nearly 1am so im just gonna say thank you, both to the creators and the amazing community, cant wait for season 6!
just a small psa but voice chat can be more difficult for hearing impaired people so it'd be really cool if lifestealers can make sure they've got the sound settings properly set up before the start of the season (not a criticism of voice chat itself i think its cool lol)
short thread of random lifesteal quotes i have found in my notes app (part 2? 3? idk theres been a few)
branzy - "the devil lives within my fragile bones"
okay so i know im not the only one struggling with keeping up with whats going on on lifesteal atm so im wondering if for season 6 people would be interested in like - a lifesteal updates acc? or like a weekly recap thing? would have to ask ccs to block it maybe but yep a thought
for context i dreamt about ashswag being chased by ghost nuns around the city where i live (its a joke that we have ghost nuns on campus because they're buried like reallyyyy close to my flat) i think the dream is somewhat unlikely, ashswag would probably be scarier than the nuns
just remembered my dream from last night..... can lifestealers please leave my dreams...... it is scary..... /j
(well /j is the scary bit, the other part i am mostly serious GET OUT /lh)
a short message to male ccs: if you've seen the stuff happening rn and are not sure whether to respond - do it. things like abuse are commonly treated like "womens issues" and they are NOT. the sad reality is that men often have the bigger voices so please uplift women's, (1/2)
alr theres a lot of new members of lstwt at the moment so just a small info post on the spoilers tags.
the lifesteal ccs should have the tags muted, so its always a good idea to tag spoilers for anything that could provide an unfair advantage.
correct spellings attached
i've been thinking of misogyny in the smp space and have come to the conclusion we'll only have seen proper progress when we get an smp that is primarily women / marginalised genders and no one bats an eye AND it is just as popular as primarily male smps (the current demographic)
one thing i just wanna say is. if the ordering of the new members (first 4 being all men) is to drive up hype for a woman / gender diverse new add: thats shitty. point blank thats shitty. thats turning genuine, irl prejudice that women suffer from every day into a joke
im like 15min into the pentar video and i like this screenshot a lot spepticle is so silly (its really really good you should go watch it if you havent already)
its kinda funny that (accordimg to the ashswag video) the pmc and lala legion were allies for around three months, only for the alliance to be ruined by leos door getting broken....
im watching mapicc vod from last night and noticed that minute's room in the frat house (?) is the only one with a bookcase is this a very subtle way to call minute a nerd or am i reading too much into it
i have been cleaning out my screenshot folder on my laptop and just found this so hello twitter you can see whatever this is (i cannot remember the context)
// lifesteal spoilers
(i really don't want ccs seeing this i think i'll be murdered /j)
draft one of the wedding quotes! (i will add more when i have time to watch the vods i don't think i've ever got this many qyotes from one stream) (the first 5 are from last week)
// lifesteal spoilers
vitalasy - "i'm finding it really hard to talk to you princezam, can you please open up a little?"
princezam - "uhhh i kill people"
ohy my gosh he's so insane i love the princezam villain arc
i went straight from watching a really scary doctor who episode (not saying which i'll be laughed at) to watching squiddo stream and i think the whiplash in vibes might be about to kill me
// lifesteal spoilers
i've been thinking about the squiddo video a bit and unless i misunderstood 4c never betrayed wemmbu, right?? which is kinda weird bcos he's acting like he did now. and. we dont know who revived wemmbu, right? seems unlikely to be squiddo, and wemmbu (1/2)
okay so lstwt impersonating lifestealers is very funny but im surprised i have not yet seen an ashswag yet considering quite how many ashswag impersonators there were when i joined lstwt
um. so i made a thing (i have never edited in my life before) (please vote minute for the sake of my lost sanity) (i'll link the video and music i used in replies you should totally go watch)
#voteminute
#voteminutetech
i've had a thought: minute is unaware that fact you cannot be a politician and a good person at the same time. the two just. do not work. either be a politician and accept the current system (which is fucked). or be a anarchist (and probs lose your morals this is lifesteal lol)
okay so.... i saw this awesome creature in a documentary just now (hes a muscovy duck look them up they're so cool) and for some reason it made me think of minutetech have i found a minutetech duck or am i just sleep deprived and rambling
the lifesteal community has grown a tonne recently, and i've seen some awful examples of bigotry in chats the last few days, this is not a hypothetical situation but is happening Right Now.
thinking about how clown and leo forgot to vote for minute in the lifesteal elections and now look at the pmc. like. huh. idk i like the sense of inevitability hindsight brings bcos like looking at it now was there any way they could have survived till the end of the season?
now the seasons over, i can finally reveal the list of different crimes the lifestealers would have committed if lifesteal had irl laws :333 each crime is only on there once there's still so many....
im still not over the lifesteal presidential coup or whatever we're calling it. like genuinely i havent been this sad over unscripted minecraft lore since eclipse fed brokeup mannnnn
whyyyyy am i thinking about the pmc betrayal again. it was 2 months ago. like that entire scheme was so incredibly evil from start to finish it was amazing but also hellish.
oh yeah btw the lifesteal updates account has been flagged for suspicious behaviour or something so might not appear on people's timelines as often for a bit, we are still active!
yaknow what im gonna make a thread of lifesteal quotes ive just found in my notes app (i have so many) (idk which ive posted before and which i havent so yep🧵