I'll tweet when I'm done wiping particles of Charmin off my whoo-ha

why do some phone voicemails list amillion options at the end including 'to send a fax" LOL 😂 how the fuck do I send a fax thru my phone call

I got a bowl from Chipotle and I asked for half chicken- half carnitas cuz I read you get more if you get half and half. Then I got a tortilla. made my own burrito cuz they say you get more if you do it that way 👍🏽 seemed to work 😉

@tweekbest LoL

@tweekbest what kind of work do u do?

@55bagz you are a dick

google maps on android does not work for walking directions! anyone have a free app or way my son can take a walk in an unfamiliar place with a working gps map? @Google this is a known issue FIX IT wtf you have people out there lost on foot

@CoffeyTimeNews He's smiling and happy actually

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@oku_yungx Massaging leads to sex

@judyxop @oku_yungx Either he's gay or he is . How would you know he's not

@oku_yungx He's going to start eating her pussy and then he's going to stick his dick in her 👍🏽

@BigGayVladdy Josh, bini, Gino are all abusive liars.

@BigGayVladdy Why do you only have a problem with the women 🧐

RT @Fernand46357857:

@DonLew87 Trump looks pleased actually. You are not reading it correctly

RT @DeathAngelUSA: i've lived long enough to see Subway outlive its purpose. five dollar footlongs are like $15 now. you're not going to se…

@TLC How is someone like that going to be a mother? Lol

@tweekbest I watch these videos!

@TheTumboy People that call someone a pedophile or call the white person racist are just doing it to get attention. Those are inflammatory words and they're used to get attention