Bill
@BetaBilly99
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This account is satire and is not a reflection of my current mental state. Retired. Bean counter.
Taco Bell
Joined January 2022
You all have to chill with the vulgar cash app tags. It’s not easy explaining to Jacob from Chase why I keep sending money to “WhiteBoyWalletFucker”.
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Basic manners in Findom will get you so far. That includes paying a woman for her time. She’s obviously not scrolling and stroking on Twitter 24/7 like you. I RARELY talk to anyone before I pay them, which is why I won’t answer any DM requests. Just keep it simple and tribute.
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If you’re 18-19 and tell me you have “years of experience” with Findom, I’m calling the police.
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If I ever do approach and reach out first, don’t waste any time. Skip the chit chat and understand I messaged you for one reason, to hurt my finances. You can ask me my favorite color later.
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*Busting my ass in front of everyone during grade school*. Her - They’re not laughing at you, they’re laughing with you. Me - They’re laughing at me?. Her - What?. Me - *Cums in pants*.
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I paid $200 for my therapist to tell me it’s weird I buy used clothing from girls. Like okay Marsha, that’s for the clarity.
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It’s Payday tomorrow and I’m so not ready for all these Findom demons to have their $100+ acrylics digging into my finances.
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It’s payday?. Well yes but not for you my friend. You’ll catch on eventually.
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How old were you when you realized Men will self-destruct their entire life just to see your feet?.
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I think my time here has come to an end. It’s very depressing and I can’t talk to girls online. I’ll stick to buying content and using paid subscription sites. Thank you all 🤍.
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You pay them so they can live their life like a movie. Pay for their breakfast, their vacations, their coffee, their drinks. All the things you wish you could enjoy just so you can be a part of their movie.
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RIP to all the nerds who accidentally typed in Findom instead of Fandom. Welcome to your new life.
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Do I need…aftercare?. Ma’am, I just called you my Mommy and sent you $100s for pictures of your feet and armpits. If there’s anything I need, it’s Jesus Christ. Findom.
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I send money to girls over Twitter in exchange for happiness and attention, so I obviously have my life together. Who do you think you are? My mother?. Findom.
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Aftercare? I need a cigarette after that wallet fucking you gave me. Findom.
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Going out? On a weekend?. No thanks. Jerking off and spending money on egirls is healthier.
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Brats are my fucking weakness. Like yes, fuck my girlfriend, she doesn’t deserve the money I work my ass off for. The egirl I met on Twitter does.
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So many experience burnout in the online community. There will be those times when you lose motivation to interact with people and close yourself off Subs and Dommes alike will experience this at some point. It’s okay to take a break or even quit. You need to do what’s healthy.
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“Just got paid! No this isn’t a picture from Shutterstock, I’m a real sugar daddy!”
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Using the term “fucking loser” on a person will either make them angry or extremely turned on. Be careful.
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No words. Only sending and mindless stroking. Don’t make it difficult for yourself.
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My paycheck did a three point turn from my account into hers. Findom.
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You’re talking to her in real life, while I’m sitting behind a screen paying her to let me cum. We are not the same. Findom.
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If only women knew that I’m a pretty chill and cool guy. (I jerk off to feet pics and try and sniff them through my phone).
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Post nut clarity is realizing you’ve sent over $100 just to sniff your phone and imagine it’s feet.
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How can I convince my girlfriend that it’s okay to send your money to hot brats?. It’s a touchy subject, but pretty necessary.
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That direct deposit doesn’t mean shit if she’s just gonna rob you every payday.
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Subs should be encouraging other subs to relapse. Create fake AA meetings where you lull them into a fake sense of security. Sounds hot doesn’t it?.
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I remember when my Findom addiction began. It was about 2019. I was in my little twin bed kicking my feet and giggling to my first send. It made me well up that something could excite me so much. Four years later and the only thing that’s changed is I have a queen bed now.
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Girlfriend left for the day. Now I get to see my internet girlfriends.
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It’s MY paycheck. It’s MY paycheck. It’s MY paycheck. Keep repeating this to yourself as your payday affirmation. Don’t let them rob you of your dignity. Findom.
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Participating in Findom while high off cocaine is a sure way for you to lose everything in the span of 30 minutes. All that confidence, for what?.
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Findom hasn’t changed or gotten worse on here, you probably just ran out of money to send.
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If you’d like to know more about me, a nice journalist wrote an article about my life as a pay dork.
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Another Saturday of staying inside and jerking my paycheck away to girls who are miles beyond my league.
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These brats are getting meaner and more deserving. I’m not sure if my little cash clit can resist.
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Can’t wait to get home from work and jerk away all the progress I made today. Findom.
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Dommes are multi-talented. One moment they can be sexually manipulating men. Another moment they become tech specialists and show subs how to actually use payment apps.
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Pizza and alcohol will be consumed tonight. Finally a weekend alone.
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A tribute is the bare minimum. Don’t be surprised when your $20 isn’t enough for her to talk to you 24/7. Findom
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I’m at work, there’s no chance I’m running to the bathroom to play your little Findom games. *Runs to the bathroom to play her little Findom games*.
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Being a virgin on Findom Twitter is like being out in open water surrounded by sharks.
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Something about a woman taking advantage of me for her own benefit and not giving a shit about my well-being makes my wallet pur like a kitty. Findom.
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It must be crazy knowing over 100s of men pay get off to your feet every day. Like, the power. 💅.
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Please wear protection if you “fuck” my wallet. I don’t want three little trifold babies running around.
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Haven’t been around in a while. Don’t get the wrong idea, I’m still a fucking loser.
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POV: You just ran to the bathroom to send other girls money behind your girlfriend’s back.
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@DiscussingFilm Ron Perlman was meant for this role. I just can’t see anyone else capturing the emotion.
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Am I an ass or tits type of guy?. Buddy, I’m a dirty and cheesy feet type of guy. Findom.
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Back to my 9-5 just so I can get robbed by some impatient, pretty privileged brat. Findom.
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I can’t get hard anymore unless it involves the attacking of my ego or shredding of my self confidence.
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Do you lurk on her profile every day?. Do you fantasize about her when you have sex with your girlfriend?. Do you dream about sniffing her gym socks while paying to pump to 2D pictures of her feet?. She may be entitled to your financial compensation. Findom.
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Scrolling through Findom Twitter again?. Wondering if you’ll ever recondition your brain to stop sexualizing sending money to greedy brats?. Well, I have some good news! (Not really, we’re fucked).
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I have to stop mixing cocaine and Findom like it’s not the best sex I’ve ever had with my hand.
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The best drains are the ones that hurt to think about days after. The thought of having gone completely feral over a hot brat, reminding you just how much of a fucking addict you are for Findom. That shit isn’t a joke bro, there’s something deeply wrong with all of us.
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Laying next to my girlfriend while she’s sleeping. This gives me about an hour to send all of my money to girls who are hotter and have sexier feet. Findom.
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I appreciate the soft dommes out there, but if I message you first begging for pain, I’m looking for the worst. No aftercare. No soft-sends. Just pure feral intent when you’re pulling apart my financial well-being. Findom.
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Sorry babe, you can’t come over this weekend. Am I going out? No I’m spending our money on egirlz. Let me live woman.
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You can’t get robbed if it’s not your money to begin with. Remember that this payday. Findom.
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Sending when you’re about to climax is equivalent to looking in her eyes when you cum. Cherish it. Findom.
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Just found out armpit fetishes are a thing and now I can’t stop thinking about it. Feet are a gateway fetish to anything. Findom.
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Why’d you have to tell my girlfriend I sent you money?🫤. What goes on in Findom stays there unless mutually agreed otherwise.
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So you accidentally wrote “Findom” instead of “Fandom”?. Welcome to your new life buddy.
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I’m not in the mood but let me sniff this line really quick to change that.
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I don’t typically answer my DMs because of social anxiety. I’m not kidding when I say I’ve defecated myself when girls have tried to talk to me.
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On my way home from work to be bullied by girls a fraction of my age!
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She’ll literally rob you, ruin your life, and then hit you with a “Oops hehe 🥰”. Findom.
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Girls who wear toe rings out in public know EXACTLY what they are doing. Don’t fib yourselves. You want the foot boys breaking their necks.
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You’re absolutely right. My girlfriend doesn’t deserve it. You, the Twitter girl, do.
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Getting flipped off by hot brats just “does something” to you. Findom.
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I’ve convinced my brain that pussy is a no-no. Now I’ve committed to only admiring feet and pits and my life couldn’t be better!.
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Somewhere deep down, some subs send money because they think you’ll date them. Think about that.
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Get a girlfriend?. Dude, I can barely get my act together. I’ve been jerking off to feet for the past 5 years. Findom.
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My parents warned me about you Findom demons, I just didn’t want to believe them….
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Did a “sub” get you mad?. Just remember that he’s probably fucked his sock more times than he’s kissed his mom. Findom.
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If you listen really closely, you can hear the muffled groans of losers who just sent their entire paycheck away for 5 minutes of ecstasy. Findom.
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Off to my silly little 9-5 to make my silly little money to spend it on my silly little Findom addiction.
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Pressing send at the speed of light. Call that interstellar transfer. Findom Based.
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