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#independence Aberdeen FC I don't vote for other countries political parties I like a good laugh Pink Floyd Talking Heads SLF Jethro Tull
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I'm 54 now & if I met this tory cunt I'd also need to retire at 54 on account of a broken hand after attempting to slap some sense into the prick. Retire at 74 my arse. #bbcqt
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RT @floboflo: Criticise the farmers all you like but they have now been in Whitehall more times than the Reform MPs this year at least.
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RT @MarkHam80780803: βHow did the apocalypse happen, Dad?β βThe paper straws exploded, son.β
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RT @zarahsultana: Nothing to see here β other than the US President admitting that βa whole civilisation has been wiped out in Gazaβ, whileβ¦
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"Paper straws, sir. Thousands of them. They're exploding too, but don't worry the sharks will get them "
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βThe shark loves plastic straws, he just munches right through them. The paper ones give him gas.β
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πΆ touch me, touch me, I wanna paint my body πΆ
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βNo farmers no foodβ they say. Well all the farmers were pissing about in Westminster yesterday and I still managed to get my cheese and pickle sandwich, grab bag of Wotsits and Diet Coke meal deal from Tesco. More lies then.
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