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Tom is one of my clients from work. I’ve told him on many occasions I’m a fan. We chat about games. Not sure why he’s telling fibs.
With Man City looking set to complete the treble, it got me thinking.
I've never actually met a Man City fan in my entire life. Have you?
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Invented the false 9, the double pivot, the attacking CB, keeper playing from back. What did Ferguson invent? Fergie time and haranguing refs, that’s it. Pep is the GOAT
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Stop blaming City for your own club’s shite performances. Mancini getting £500,000 12 years ago didn’t cause you to lose against Palace, Everton or Villa
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The work that Gabby, Foden and KDB did in that last 10 minutes by the corner flag was incredible
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Half expecting VAR to overturn Club of Year decision and hand it to Liverpool
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When Gareth Barry nicked that car, bet he put his seatbelt on and used the indicators to pull out.
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Chairman Khaldoon could see this “City are boring” convo 3 years ago. He hit nail on head when he said “"I will not accept for this club to be used as a divisionary tactic on poor investment decisions from other clubs"
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Wrexham financial doping = beautiful game. City financial doping = oil *****
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@ESPNUK
So 6 world class players for average transfer fees? Well done Txiki and Omar, I say.
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Lucky enough to go Wembley today for Cov/Utd game. Pity Utd couldn’t sell their allocation. Even bought a Cov hat to “blend in”
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Rodri with a well timed, last ditch tackle on Ødegaard. Best CDM ITW? Few would argue
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Leaked information from a contact ITK
115 breaches
60 disregarded due to lack of evidence
30-40 unreliable due to source of information
Suspended sentence for remainder linked to failure to co-operate
Going to be so unhappy Utd and LPL Twitter followers
🏆🏆🏆
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Do you not like having City banners at the ground anymore? You used to? ⏰
Might seem a bit of a ‘nothing issue’ for lots but this has wound me up all day. How can letting City staff come and put their flags up in the corridor be allowed at United. That’s sets the precedent for the whole day in my opinion.
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Ilkay Gundogan, KDB, Edin Dzeko, Leroy Sane, Josko Gvardiol, Uwe Rosler. I’ll even chuck in Maurizio Gaudino for shits and giggles
Jadon Sancho
Henrikh Mykhitaryan
Shinji Kagawa
Bastian Schweinsteiger
Owen Hargreaves
Marcel Sabitzer
Lets never sign a player from the Bundesliga ever again.
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@steve6978
@BBCLauraKT
Stop being disrespectful. One is his Jeux sans frontières badge, another is his Eddie Waring joker badge and he woudl have got his Stuart Hall badge but Andrew won that instead.
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@TimxSaxby
@NoContextBrits
Why didn’t you circle your favourites? You’ve gone to a lot of effort there.
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It is City’s unlimited resources that just beat Liverpool 1-0. Wasn’t Forest. It was sportswashing and oil money
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@LawAspi
@b14nqo
@BowdenAesthetic
@sainsburys
People on internet are weird. Attention has shifted from assisting a person in need to “oh, you’ve got a dodgy card there, mate”.
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I support City only because my Snowdonia born dad took us to City to piss off my Mum’s red brothers. Thanks Dad for your petty shithousery. 1,000,000 Bert points
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Anyone know where I can buy inflatable European Cups for Arsenal & Spurs away?
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Liverpool’s decade. 2010:
2011:
2012: League Cup
2013:
2014: Stevie G Slipped
2015:
2016: Willy saves 3 pens
2017:
2018: Ramos tickled Salah
2019: 1 defeat no title. Took a quick corner
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Anyone surprised by Rio Ferdinand? He’s a knob. Ticks all the boxes for a Utd fan. Just an arse. Not even from Manchester
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TalkSport just said David Silva would have left if City had got ban
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Incredible that the biggest ever theft in Liverpool was when City only paid £48m for
@sterling7
. Just sensational footballer
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You know
@fernandinho
has been an absolute role model in his
@ManCity
career. Has there been one negative story? Just a perfect attitude. Proper gentleman. Will miss him
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Huddersfield fans singing where were you when you were shit? City fans reply Scoring 10 when you were here
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Extremely disrespectful of De Gea to carry on saving the ball time after time v Spurs. After the sixth save surely he should have laid off and let them score. Proves you can’t buy class
@TelegraphDucker
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Jamie Carragher on my flight in business class. Will give him a dry slap to the highest bidder. Shall we start at 10 bob?
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Poverty season card purchased. £17 a game to watch KDB and Foden
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We’ve done it. We’ve only gone and bloody well done it
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Never mind, Villa. Next year you can boast about your European Cup at places like Luton and Rotherham
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Nice to see the boys tormenting Zinchenko and then laughing at him. The scenes we all want to see.
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Little bit chuffed with myself. From sleeping on my brother's floor at age of 37, I have finally bought the final portion of my shared ownership and now have the 100% mortgage on my own little flat in Buckinghamshire. 😊
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VAR, refs and UEFA being blamed. Reason City went out is because City were not good enough. Case closed
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Foden just superb. Such an exciting player. Doku, Gvardiol, Alvarez, Rico and Akanji also had excellent game
BTW Villa fans are so tinpot. Villa til I die apparently. Not sure about that, they had all gone home by 80 minutes
#MCIAVL
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Convinced City want the Etihad to be like a football Disneyland. 60,000 each week on their 1st trip. All with bags bigger than A4, full of souvenirs. Eating pizza, hotdogs and loaded fries
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4th game this season for me at Wembley. Missed 2 home league games, done 10 aways incl Schalke & Hoffenheim and I live 200 mile from Etihad. Anyone feel free to call me plastic then bring it on.
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What about Romelu Lukaku?
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Woman at work asks me if I’m a season ticket holder at City. I say yes and she asks me if I know Simon who also goes to games. No surname, no town reference. Just Simon. Told her I do, and we often say hello
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Tell me someone in yellow more iconic than her.
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I know loads of ITK Blues, know a few “inside” club too and a fair network on here too. Still never had any of these free tickets. Wish these Utd lads could put me onto them.
@UtdFaithfuls
Saw this yesterday from
Someone i know... apparently so many tickets were available for the game that were given out to friends and families that usually dont go.
God knows what are they building those extra capacity for whilst they struggle to fill out the ones they have for
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People complaining about Sky’s Liverpool presentation coverage. I can’t compare. I didn’t watch any of of ours as I was at the ceremonies themselves 😙
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Torino in 1977 wearing Manchester City 2023 away shirts
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@AST_arsenal
@sportingintel
What’s meeting after that? Getting Le Tiss in to talk about chem trails and vaxing?
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Jason Cundy said on radio last night all Liverpool have done is equal what Blackburn and Leicester have done. Absolute bearbaiting and it worked.
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Nah, it’s collapsing walls
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Me pretending to like my dad’s music on long journeys
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If City win the lot I’m going to have a tat done. All four trophies, club crest, tin of Castrol GTX, an empty seat or three, might even have a Bert Trautmann watching from heaven. All the Bert cliches
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Talking to a Yorkshire Liverpool fan at work: he says Liverpool’s most important game is United. Told him City and Pep’s most important is the next one and this is why City will always win more
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@Stevie_Falkirk
The joy on his face. Something to tell his friends at school. Pop and crisps for this little footballer!
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Liverpool fan boss telling me she hopes City get banned. Had to remind her there is only one club who have ever been been banned, and it was for a lot worse than a few of Mancini’s missing taxi receipts.
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Preston Bobbies doing a bit of bertying. Fine work, officers.
After yesterday’s success it’s onto Tuesdays game against 4 x Premier League Champions
#mcfc
.
#City
fans will be in the Kop (not the one belonging to the team who lost the league last season) Turnstiles open @ 6:30pm with 🍺 & 🥧 inside
@1894Group_MCFC
@City_Xtra
@City_Chief
>
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Commentator says Otamendi is dangerous in the opposition penalty area, he is also extremely dangerous in our own penalty area
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Well, that was a bit meh but 8 points clear in the closest title race for years.
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Liverpool have millions around the world so where are they?
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And it’s the Europa League for Manchester United 😆😆😆
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Got lost looking for digs with no data on phone. Asked three or four local lads to help with directions. All absolutely sound, all asking where I’m from, what I think score will be, who they think will win. What a kind and friendly welcome to their city 🩵
@mancity
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David Silva like Papa Smurf. Calmly sorting all the chaos the other blue fuckers have created
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@solarstation1
@LfcSamdy
LFC players do it free, in fact they pay to do it as it’s such a great club
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Put Geoff from Byker Grove as my profile pic as I want Newcastle to beat Liverpool tonight
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I see Spurs fans didn’t line streets creating an intimidating atmosphere for the City coach. They were in the pub smashing down pints like normal people
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Rashford the hottest striker in Europe? He’s not even the hottest striker in Manchester. He’s a footballing dinner lady
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Time for my bi-annual tweet of fave ever post in this app I’ve seen
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Going to be on 13:37 to Piccadilly on Sunday if any Cockney Reds fancy a rubble on the cobbles at Euston. Then in Coach B if any Rags need to be told twice
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Looking last night and there are spare tickets for City v Spurs tomorrow. Start at £71 English pounds in South Stand where a Season Card is around £430. I think it’s disgusting and disgraceful price
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Get the contract out. Put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him put whatever number he likes, for what he’s done since he’s come in. Let him sign the contract and go Ole’s at the wheel man, he’s doing it, he’s doing his thing. Man Utd are back!
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