Dave Bennett
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#ManUtd
negotiate with
#Everton
for Branthwaite.
#UpTheToffees
#PremierLeague
#TransferNews
#Branthwaite
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No word of a lie he once came into
@gbarliverpool
when I was djing and asked ‘Got any Chris Maloney?’ as if he himself wasn’t Chris Maloney. He was deadly serious as well. 🙆🏻♂️
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Man City banned from Europe for a violation. Liverpool fans imagine your current ‘champions elect’ team (arguably your best ever) was also now banned as well even though what City did has nothing to do with you. That’s what happened to Everton in 1985.
Be shit that wouldn’t it?
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Liverpool twitter have spent all season sharing that Pickford mistake GIF in the Anfield derby. They even changed their username’s to ‘Origi 97’ BUT its ultimately his 1 on 1 save from Salah in the Goodison derby that has left them ironically on 97 points & without the title!
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What a moment. My mate
@SeanWarren1
dropping to one knee last night in the middle of McCartney!
GOT TO GET YOU INTO MY LIFE 🎵
#Glastonbury2022
#UpTheToffees
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4 lads from Birmingham jump aboard & ask the age old question…. 🔵🔴
#RideShareDiaries
🚕
#BirminghamIsRed
😉
#UpTheToffees
💙
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Tragedy.
🎤 NEW: Nicola Sturgeon has blamed a Steps concert for an outbreak of the omicron Covid variant in Scotland
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@BBCScotland
@bbcthesocial
Poor girl. Harrowing story. Sure puts that third world hunger into perspective. Is there a go fund me I can contribute to?
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Gonna struggle to get any work done today. Can’t stop watching videos from last night.. EVERTON FC. What a football club. 💙
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The
#Branthwaite
saga rumbles on with
#MarkGoldbridge
adding up 2+2 and getting = 💩
#ManUtd
#Everton
#TheUnitedStand
#EFC
#UpTheToffees
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A night of pure cinema at Goodison Park, The Old Lady shook in her 131 foundations for what will go down as one of the last great nights inside her… 💙
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The way Tom Davies dress sense rattles insecure middle aged fellas will never not be funny. They can never hide it either. 🤣🤣
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Taking the piss out of ourselves whilst shining a light on how 90% of Liverpool fans ‘support’ ‘their’ club… beautifully played boys! 🤌
Hala Madrid 🇪🇸
As Liverpool prepare for the
#ChampionsLeagueFinal
, one question remains - who will the pride of Everton be supporting?
We travelled to Merseyside to find out…
(18+ BeGambleAware)
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‘Do you remember, when the Toffees won 6 in September’
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@Hsharpy3
@PoliticsForAlI
For attending a legal government sanctioned event? Good luck with that.
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Andy Robertson ties his boot laces.
Ally McCoist: awwwww that’s first class. A joy to watch. Unbelievable.
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Turning 37 this weekend. I remember Everton signing a 37 year old Richard Gough when I was a teenager. He was this rugged, giant, bruiser of a man and I remember hearing his age and thinking that’s fucking ancient!
Can’t believe I’m gonna be Richard Gough years old. 👴🏻
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Bundesliga goals this season:
22- Bayern
12- Leipzig
11 - Dortmund
10 - LEWANDOWSKI
9 - Hoffenheim
9 - Hertha Berlin
The Pole has picked up exactly where he left off last term 😳🔥
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Everton Football Club.
Wrong place, wrong time FC
* League championship winning sides broken up by World War 1 & World War 2
* League champions in 1985 & 1987 - unable to enter European cup because of ban.
* Only club deducted points by PSR before laws deemed unfit & changed!
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Souness saying VOID the Womens Premier League to save Liverpool from relegation! 😂😂😂😂
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What Everton playing in Europe can do to a flight price in the matter of an hour! ✈️💰
@easyJet
thieves
http://t.co/41bEqJqaSk
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In
#SunderlandTillIDie
when they get relegated to league 1 and all the fans are in the boozer singing ‘Elvis - I can’t help falling in love’ 😢. That’s the essence of what being a football fan is. Them times of true despair when your teams shit but they’re yours no matter what.💙
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Dear LFC family,
What time can we expect tonight’s Thiago pass completion stats and compilation video?
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I like Neville & Carragher as pundits but sky’s coverage and ‘big 6’ bias is nauseating. They’re talking up which club Rodgers can go to after Leicester. Maybe he’s a good fit at Leicester guys? Maybe not everything is a stepping stone to get booed in the Arsenal dugout! 🤷🏻♂️
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UEFA were never allowing 5 English teams into the CL at once & he made sure of it. Then retired straight after it with a golden handshake. Corruption in plain sight. Nothing said though coz it’s plucky little Everton. He is still revered to this day by everyone as well 🤢. Grim.
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A sports journalist visiting Liverpool asked me what Everton’s survival from relegation felt like… I blurted out a risky analogy.
I’m pretty sure it fits tho! 👀
#RideShareDiaries
🚕
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The worst bit about Onana there is I can guarantee he asked to be the 5th pen. He wanted the Hollywood moment and tried to be needlessly nonchalant.
One of the most farcical things I’ve seen an Everton player do and that’s saying something after the past 30 years viewing…
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Little bit of Friday afternoon road rage from Mr. Leased BMW… 😭
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State of
@AFTVMedia
😡
TBF that Robbie who runs it has always seemed a sound level headed fella BUT how has this horrible, condescending, stereotypical, bald divvy got onto all their main pages???
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The reds will always rip us for idolising the big fella
‘hOw MAny gOAls DiD hE ScoRE’
but no man has ever lived / served the football club more than him. He gets Everton, he is Everton. From day 1 when he signed on loan whilst on bail!
Duncan is OUR HERO he’s wear the number 9💙
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Any kopite getting the coach to Kiev. I tip my hat to that dedication! Fucking hellacious trip to be undertaking that.
I still hope it rains the whole time you’re there and you get beat. But man I respect your enthusiasm!
#VivaRonaldo
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@Motabhai012
@PicturesFoIder
No means no ❌
No means yes ❌
No means try, but still no, but also maybe yes, but also I might say you forced sex on me without consent at a later date I’ve not decided yet ✅
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@scousehawkeye
Both Jota (striker) & James (midfielder) have a goal involvement ratio of 1 every 2 games.
Hope this helps ya.
Whereas best midfielder in the werrrrrrld Thiago has zero goal involvements in 15 games. That’s a ratio of zero goal involvements per game.
How mads tha!!!
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Sigurdsson hiding again here! Look at that space he can receive and push into and he’s signalling for the ball to go anywhere but to him. Our ‘playmaker’ 🤦🏻
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@JRPatel84
@talkSPORT
@producerjoe1
To be fair I live a mile away from them and don’t want them to win a throw in.
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Never a dull moment… 🚕
When you stop to let someone cross the road but get mistaken for a drug dealer. 😂
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Everton took part in a boss footy match at Anfield for once. Only positives can be taken today. Two good sides, end to end and we didn’t get the rub of the green, it’s that simple.
Get Gomes 😍 signed in January as a priority.
Start Lookman on Wednesday.
Up the Toffees 💙
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Who are all these raging virgins who video themselves reacting to things at football matches. The games gone. 🤢
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It’s times like this lads remind yourselves don’t take footy too seriously. Managers & players come and go. You’ll still be down the boozer after the match, either talking up or slagging off the millionaires (who don’t really care about you either way) you’ve just seen play. ⚽️
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If you can't handle me at my Peter Johnson you don't deserve me at my Fahad Moshiri.
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@Everton
Be assed with all the 13 year olds in the comments fuming this isn’t the Gomes announcement.
Show some respect to the naughtiest number 3 to ever pull on the blue. 👑
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@ToffeeMc1878
If one of the sky 6 players did that it would be rammed down your teeth daily. Remember Salah won the puskas award for a 6/10 goal against us. 🤣
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Why are all the reds sharing a photo of Ancelotti taking a pic by the ‘This Is Anfield’ sign after spanking them 3 nil on their own turf 😂😂😂.
Crazy fan base. Up Carlo’s Tagliatelle Toffees 🇮🇹
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You know things are bleak when Liverpool getting pumped 3-0 gives us absolutely no enjoyment & we all unanimously want Sean Dyche as the next Everton manager. 🤢
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He’s came in for terrible stick from outside and inside this year but I reckon he has a BIG goal in him that will be pivotal between now and the end of the season.
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@pauldaley73
@taytomkins
They took about 30 to trabzonspor away in the Europa league! A far cry from their acoustic guitar jamboree sessions at cup finals in brighter times.
#anyspares
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Joke that. If we did that I’d want Silva running on windmilling his dick (he wouldn’t though the cool handsome cunt). Footy is about passion. No problem with people getting lost in the moment, even them. 🚮
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Today I learned it’s way too easy to sneak up on me with a sword 🗡️ I could’ve been decapitated before I clocked it! 👀
#RideShareDiaries
#Lancelot
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Haha the reds ripping this have clearly never played footy.
I’ve been in rowdier dressing rooms winning a routine amateur league game on Jericho Lane.
Nothing beats winning footy matches with ya mates. Let alone a 5-4 FA cup belter like that the other night!
Up the Toffees!💙
I actually can’t believe what am seeing 😂😂 this is so embarrassing 😭 THE EV !
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Love Tarky 💙
Branthwaite has gotten all the plaudits this season (and rightfully so) for an excellent debut season, but Tarkowski was our player of the season IMO. Absolute colossus at the back and the main reason Branthwaite was able to shine so bright.
Criminally underrated.
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@3stripemaestro
@Owen_1906
The parade might’ve been shit but city’s limbs in the stadium on Sunday behind that goal was 10/10.
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To all the Kopite wives I apologise for burning a hole in your fellas bladders on valentines night with this tweet. I look forward to more interactions with them missing the point in my notifications tomorrow. 😘
PS: tell them to stop wearing replica tops to the match.
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Incorrect.
Getting beat by a 90th minute Andy Carroll goal at Wembley will never be beaten. Brad Jones in goal for them. 1-0 up at HT as well.
Then there’s the absolute dark days in the 90s. 💀
The current feeling isn’t even low. It’s just nothingness. Groundhog season.
Just to confirm, this is the lowest you’ve ever felt as an Evertonian, correct?
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Harry Kane quietly chipping away to 30 league goals in that struggling Spurs side is far more impressive than Haaland getting 36 for City IMO.
What a player.
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Producer: How should we promote this harrowing heartbreaking story???
Jim: ‘Jazz Hands’
71 people lost their lives in the 2016 air crash involving the
@ChapecoenseReal
football team. Goalkeeper and survivor Jakson Follmann tells his amazing story on
@talkSPORT
from 10.
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If you’re a sound red just condem your bad apples & move on. Trying to spin it on other factors makes you look a cunt.
If you’re a sound blue stop grassing on lads celebrating taking drugs etc as if there wouldn’t be blues doing it.
And everyone condem knife shithouses! Simple.
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#HajdekSplit
supporters trying to book my uber from the bullens road. That'll end well for me 😂
no ta lads ✋🏻
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@F0reverEvert0n
Yeah him being chained to his desk on June 24th 2023 when the entire football world had shut down. All the players were on holiday & the transfer window was shut changes absolutely everything.
Incredible take 👏😂😂😂
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Evertonian.
Definition: A life of building you up to break your heart. Repeat. Forever.
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Serious question: why do Liverpool fans go on like they’re the only people who’ve had a bevy and a sing song in Europe?
We all have passports and access to a bureau de change. Youse honestly aren’t special.
E.g;
‘Been to Krakow with the lads, boss being a red mate’
🤷🏻♂️
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