Jeff Benjamin
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To everyone who supported my Dad’s blue haired pursuit of a
@Lions
Super Bowl, know that he is now in peace. He passed away in his sleep earlier this morning.
@amonra_stbrown
thanks for all the love!
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My Dad in hospice got his hair dyed for the
@Lions
playoff run. A lifelong Lions fan hoping for the best.
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Just so you know my Dad didn’t always have blue hair, but he always had better hair than me 🙂
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@FoxNews
Please tell me this is a joke. Things can't possibly be that far over the top, can they?
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I'm looking for a financial adviser courageous enough to say something beyond, "We're long-term investors and my clients are fine with a 2% market drop as inflation spikes and WW3 looms because I've trained my clients to ignore short term volatility"
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Attention pr people, every conversation doesn't have to be a video zoom call. This isn't the Jetsons
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@vanessagrigor
And there it is, a groveling half-apology. Next up, she claims her twitter account was hacked.
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Just finished a quick call with a source by instinctively saying 'love ya' before hanging up.
Not sure how I'm gonna recover from that one.
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Sometimes I wonder if journalists only write about cannabis investing for the buzz of weeding out blunt headlines that are dope enough to push readership to new highs.
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@jimpavia
@stevekovach
C'mon man, who has time for a job when there's a line to stand in for a new iPhone?
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How many of you financial advisers are still preaching buy-and-hold for the long term to your clients? Be honest.
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@OddlySatisfyimg
Wouldn’t that condensation naturally be on the crops without the fancy tents?
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@HuffingtonPost
Looks like that whole 'going high when they go low' message was lost on ol'
@SenatorReid
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Survey shows financial advisers can’t find talent, while another survey shows record number of women and minorities applying to work in wealth mgt.
Someone invent a dating app to bring these groups together.
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I bought a stock 5 minutes ago and it hasn’t doubled yet. This game is stupid.
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Whenever someone tells me to have a nice weekend on a Thursday it makes me wonder if I'm the only schmuck who still works on Fridays.
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Screened in porch is finished. North Carolina living is taking shape, y’all
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To all my Twitter friends who told me to eat local honey to treat my North Carolina allergies, I owe u each a beer. It’s working like a dream. No drugs, just local honey.
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@jimiuorio
When is someone going to launch an ETF that tracks the insider trading of politicians? Proposed ticker: CHEAT
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I just realized an air fryer is a toaster oven with a better marketing department
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If I'm elected, daylight savings time will be abolished on day one.
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Does it still count as ‘virtual happy hour’ if u just drink at home without being on a conference call?
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When not celebrating
#IN20th
my fellow reporters are very serious.
@GregIacurci
@MarkSchoeff
@ryanWneal
@BDNEWSGUY
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Trying something new. For this week's
@investmentnews
podcast I'm asking Twitter for guest suggestions? Who do you want me to interview? If that's you, make the case. DM or reply here. Go!
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Wish somebody would invent a keyboard with a drain on the bottom for when you spill coffee on it. I wish that was invented 15 minutes ago.
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My wife baked cookies and now she’s telling me not to eat them all at once. I’m confused.
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@smartasset
This is the first time I’ve replied to a promoted tweet. But I couldn’t resist mocking your claim to know what is keeping 78% of adults up at night. Stop that.
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PR person just asked if she could email quotes, but also wants to review the quotes I use. I'm not a rocket scientist, but maybe review the quotes before sending them to me??
#HRgonewild
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Heads up, folks. I'm gonna be liking and retweeting Veterans Day tweets all day. It's what I do.
#SemperFidelis
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@HillaryClinton
@SharylAttkisson
@Fahrenthold
Wait, what? Suddenly everyone cares about foundation money trails??
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When good people move on to do more great things,
@investmentnews
celebrates their success.
Best of everything
@geomoriarty
and
@skinnerliz
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A wonderful person just gave me one of her homemade masks so I could enter a store under NC mandatory mask rules.
#PeopleAreGood
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@DanielTurnerPTF
@EdButowsky
If the world is ending in 12 years, I'm definitely refinancing to a 30-year mortgage. Thanks for the tip
@aoc
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All I need is 10 more followers to be just 994,000 behind
@ReformedBroker
Feels like I've got momentum on my side.
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I'm looking forward to the deluge of 2020 recaps that ride the phrase 'Hindsight is 2020'
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Moved to North Carolina a month ago and my neighbor keeps mowing my lawn for me. Is that a southern thing?
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Pro tip for PR folks: Don't pitch stories if you can't make anyone available for an interview
@ameriprise
@ProsekPR
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'If someone does not smile at you, be generous and offer your own smile. Nobody needs a smile more than the one that cannot smile to others.' -Dalai Lama
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Just paid $5 for 3 Aleve at the airport, then dropped 1 on the floor, meaning I paid $5 for 2 Aleve. Should I buy another pack to lower my cost basis?
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It’s noon and the market isn’t down 8%. I’m calling it a good day.
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Not sure what’s worse, that my local electric company has a podcast or that I’m listening to it.
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Just realized all my meetings for tomorrow have been canceled. Am I the only one working on
#GoodFriday
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Will someone please win this lottery so I can stop buying tickets every 3 days
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Nothing keeps a financial adviser happy like not having to wait in line for cocktails. Lotta bars at opening reception
#Excell19
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@OliLondonTV
@DineshDSouza
A 17% drop is 54% more than 11%, not 6%.
There’s a big difference between percentages and percentage points.
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Here at
@LaGuardia
some folks wear masks, some don’t, and some wear their masks around their neck just in case. I’m most concerned about the third group.
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What's in your portfolio?
@brianportnoy
@BlairHduQuesnay
@christine_benz
@CarolynMcC
via
@investmentnews
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My new North Carolina golf buddy gave me a flask for my birthday.
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The more I learn about
#coronavirus
, the more I wonder about those old dudes running for president.
They’re in the most-vulnerable group and they spend their days in large crowds shaking hands with strangers.
What’s the backup plan?
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"59% of Gen Z investors who have bought or sold an investment while inebriated — more than any other age group."
Sometimes a press release is just too interesting to ignore.
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@raflescabrera
You might have a credibility issue when other news outlets have to confirm that you didn’t use footage from an apocalyptic zombie movie in a news report.
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First work day of the new year and I'm already tired of saying 'Happy New Years' to everyone I speak with. Judge me.
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Advisor Upside episode 1 with
@NateGeraci
Give us a listen and give us your feedback. We want to know what you want to hear on this podcast
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Half the fun of DIY home projects is hearing my wife threaten to not take me to the emergency room if I hurt myself. FYI, she takes me every time.
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Pro tip: Accountants are in no mood for jokes this time of year.
That's a direct quote from my accountant 5 minutes ago after I tried to tell him a joke about accountants.
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It's here, The InvestmentNews Podcast
Featuring yours truly and my good friend
@BDNEWSGUY
Give us a listen and give us feedback
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