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When the taxi driver asks for 20 quid to drop you at home after the sesh
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Oh and btw 13 year old me ain’t over this yet. I want some serious shithousery on Tuesday
@EnglandFootball
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When you’re in the self checkout and you’re waiting for someone to authorise your bevs for the night
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So my sister was attacked at knife point in October and today she got the news the bloke that did it has been sentenced for 10 years. So so happy for her😃
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Girls get pissed at boys for not “putting in the effort” when talking, but tbh with some girls you’d get more conversation out of a lamppost😴
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If you’re an adult wearing a half and half scarf to a football match then you are a certified nonce.
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How do you lose about a stone in 2 weeks? Asking because am a fat fuck x
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Tom Cairney’s mum did this 27 years ago tho???🤔
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*England advance to the Semi Finals*
Me:
Don’t say it...
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Don’t say it...
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Don’t say it...
Don’t say it...
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“LOOKING BACK ON WHEN WE FIRST MET”🏴🏴🏴
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Footage of some geeza trying to get into popworld with only 1 vaccine dose 👀
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Unpopular opinion but cricket is the worlds most boring sport. Utter shite.
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Who the actual fuck records themselves at a football game, nonce behaviour.
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What was the 𝙩𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙙 supporting your football club?
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I’m being made to work, I have to keep coming in because my employer wants me to. I’ve always been happy coming to work but I feel this isn’t the right thing to do. We should ALL be staying at home if we aren’t a key worker. Don’t know what to do.
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The fact Marco Silva got banned from the touchline for far less than this sums up the bias towards the top 6 teams😶
ICYMI: Klopp hurt his hamstring celebrating Jota's winner 🤣
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Sorry to sound like a hard brexit dad but what’s the fuck is wrong with this tackle? Wins the ball cleanly?? Football is becoming sooo shit now.
Craig Dawson of Watford booked for a perfect tackle. Not even a foul! 🤯
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Unpopular opinion but if you make jokes about Madeleine McCann you’re a cunt. At the end of the day a little girl was abducted and potentially killed.
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Don’t have a relationship with my Mum but happy Mother’s Day to my Nan! She’s my rock and the most lovely person in the world❤️
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Alex Scott is is actually a v good pundit, speaks more sense than Souness 100% of the time
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I bought a house today! So proud of myself after so much hard work and saving🏡🍾
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Poor bloke was treated like shit from a vile football club.
Maurizio Sarri is leaving Chelsea Football Club to return to Italy and become manager of Juventus.
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Didn’t understand the beef Man City fans had with us yday. Just little old Fulham trying our best to take down one of the big boys. Fans next to us more concerned about letting us know we were cockneys than watching the game. Very odd.
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You literally have to go through a house to get to this shithole stadium
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People wonder why no one goes to Non league games.. the reason is it’s expensive af. I’m at Barnet and a burger is £5.50. Match ticket £15. Might as well go to league 1/2 game for that money. Ridiculous. Lower your prices and people will go. End of.
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“I am a man who has recently bought a house”
Lady Gaga at ELLE's 25th Annual Women In Hollywood event tonight
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We sold our clappers to United on the cheap hahaha
As if times at Man United weren’t embarrassing enough, they’ve now put clappers on each seat at Old Trafford to ‘enhance the noise’
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Year and a half ago you lot were sending death threats to Karius? Short memories utter mugs..
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If you’re 9-5 Monday-Friday then you have no idea how lucky you are 🙂
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Grown men at a football game wearing masks, but we are worse for having clappers?? Wolverhampton Wanderers.
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75% of kids want to become a YouTuber wtaf? What happened to wanting to be an astronaut?? 90s babies are the best don’t @ me
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What the fuck are people going to do in Wigan? Go to the big Asda they have there?
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At least the captain leader legend was good at pens... oh wait he wasn’t😌
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Hate bein single at xmas time, I just want to buy presents and do Christmassy things with someone yano
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Who the fuck has their kids up and out in the garden at 7:14 am what the actual fuck
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I hate it when someone is so on/off with you, will talk to you for a bit then find someone better. Then eventually will come back to you. I really don’t need that in ma life rn.
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How shit is it when you have something planned with someone then they bail on you last min??😶🙃
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QPR stewards making you sit in your allocated seat when the stadium has about 52 people in it is quite fucking special.
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I went so school with the person murdered on 24 hours in police custody.. I know he was into drugs but he was honestly such a nice bloke. Gets me thinking.
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He is SOOO BUZZED
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He’s clearly won the ball you melt..
Absolutely no punishment for this tackle yet Struijk gets red card for cleanly winning the ball with no intent to hurt opponent. Refs making the rules up yet again
#lufc
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Missed our train back to London now we have a night out in Leeds.. love you fulham 😂😂😂
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This man is trying to save as many lives as possible. Do us all a favour and get your head out your arsehole. How shallow can you get?
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Charlton have to go up here, can’t be having Sunderland fans strip off and take a shit in the Thames 🙃
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Pls don’t take football away. I’ve never felt like I need it more than I do now.
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Yes lads wales are 2-0 down let’s all put the Danish flag emoji in our twitter bios
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I love how this country has become sooo United.. not because of an inspirational government.. but because of football. I fucking love football me
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