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Number cruncher. Balding. @WestmorlandFL fixture guru. Wannabe Mike Dean often found plodding around the grounds of Westmorland on Saturday’s. #MUFC #GlazersOut

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@BenClose1983
Ben Close
3 years
Without question, the worst thing that’s ever happened to me. 😡😭😭😭😭😭 #wordle
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@BenClose1983
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@DeanoNEW @DenzelHuck @WheresWilly8 Tastes very good though. That’s all that matters. •cue 8am tweet tomorrow that I’m ill•
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@BenClose1983
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@DeanoNEW @DenzelHuck @WheresWilly8 Granted, it looks drain worthy.
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@BenClose1983
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@DeanoNEW Sneak preview just for you.
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@BenClose1983
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@DeanoNEW Oh, that’s ok then. Cooking tea now as it happens…👀
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@BenClose1983
Ben Close
6 hours
Niall is an absolute hero. The below is just beyond belief. Some people are absolute twats.
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Today was one of the hardest days I’ve ever had saving dogs. Someone poisoned 10 of the street dogs I feed. It started last night… (1/10)
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@BenClose1983
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@NOELY1982 Yeah. They do - when it works. I reckon I get 50% of the emails they send. My brother is the same. It’s patchy at best.
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@NOELY1982 Absolute bastards, honestly.
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@DenzelHuck @markuscarrus_1 Instalment for holiday to Cyprus actually you massive bunch of turds
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@BenClose1983
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21 hours
Proper pover-tea tonight. Negativity = blocked
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@Z1Zico @DenzelHuck @WheresWilly8 10 miles from me. Behave yourself.
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23 hours
@Z1Zico @WheresWilly8 Don’t tell @DenzelHuck you’re up this way, he’ll be getting an erection.
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@DenzelHuck You massive tramp.
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@WheresWilly8 I even made it a perfect fit for you.
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