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Very un-eventful day away in the Essex cup, 4-4 with a minute to go & we get awarded a penalty opposition didn’t take the decision too well & decided to walk off, 3 reds followed.
@SamCripps93
scores the uncontested penalty.
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Corrr WHAT A DAY.
Belle make it through to the Essex Cup final after a 3-2 AET win.
To a man superb.
Off for a beer & a lay down to recover. UTB
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Today is the day, Essex Junior cup final vs
@CatholicUtdFC
reserves. Jumped many hurdles to get where we are this evening and tonight is the last one. Coach leaves the club at 5, all support is appreciated. Let’s get it!
#historymakers
#UTB
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Belle make it through to the next round of the cup after a 4-1 victory A.E.T, nice to see Rocky Balboa make an appearance & an exit. Not bad for a team fuelled by beer & gear as we were poetically told by a stanway sub.
#bigbadbelle
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11 years to the day since the team reformed in the Colchester & district B league, we secure our highest ever league position & with it a promotion into the Border Prem (barring a 17 goal swing on the final day). All credit to the players for their effort over the season.
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Back to winning ways with a good 3-0 win against mersea in the cup final,
@REllis1994
with a first half double,
@SamCripps93
completes the scoring. Enjoy the celebrations tonight & then onto Cressing this Saturday.
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🚨 injury update 🚨
Club legend/Prince Phillip impersonator/life president of the Westlife fan-club is a major injury doubt for this weekends clash after going down like an old girl on ice. More updates as we get them
#prayforjack
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❗️Drennan Signs on ❗️
Despite the lure of a pipe & slippers, Big Turkish/Norwegian/Cypriot Grandad Al has committed for another season with the Belle to lead us in our maiden Campaign in the prem. UTB
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Things we’ve learnt in 2019:
. Talksport are cunts
. Lawfords manager is a dog nonce
. Colchester is little
. FUCKFRANK.
2020: The futures bright, the futures BELLE
Have a good night people and stay safe!!
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Another great team performance brings us our 3rd win on the bounce & our first clean sheet of the season, Bag of sand for our MOTM & goal scorer. Cheers
@StanwayPegasus
for the battle, see you at your place soon.
#thebigbadbelle
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Belle Vue make in 6/6 in the league winning 2-0 vs
@FC_Clacton
ressies, massive thank you to
@jackcawley34
for leaving the match balls in his car before heading up to London today. Left us with Mike Basset inspired warm up.
#bigbadbelle
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3 wins on the trot, managers of the month and zidane pops up with the winner! Look forward to seeing you in a couple of weeks
@StanwayPegasus
#UTB
#gingeownsagun
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Delighted that
@alexdrennan5
finally made his long awaiting debut becoming the clubs oldest ever Debutant at 46 years young in the process. Social secretary trying to arrange an over 40’s night out for him.
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Belle finish the season with a win in the Acorn cup final,
@alexdrennan5
opens the scoring
@SamCripps93
gets a brace & Mike caps of a MOTM display with a strike that was too hot to handle.
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Great first game of the season, brilliant team performance, shoutout to
@SamCripps93
on a debut Haul. MOTM
@fakejoedavis
on his second debut for the club. #£4.46
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Belle Vue welcome Hashtag Development to the World Renowned Corporal Budd Gym 13:30 KO in the semi of the Essex cup, tell a friend to tell friend but please arrive early to avoid the queuing at the turnstiles. UTB
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*BREAKING NEWS*
The king is finally back, after a few seasons away he’s realised what he has been missing. Another player we cannot wait to see back at the bernabelle and back down the club moaning about the quality of the pies.
#davetheking
#UTB
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❗️ The Face Returns ❗️
The Belles answer to Paul Konchesky & the reigning undefeated face of Essex re-signs for the forthcoming season. Got better & better as the season went on & even learned to header a ball. Pictured here after his 16 week program.
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Win, clean sheet & all down the social club after. UP THE BELLE
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Belle win away at
@AlresfordCRFC
with the deciding goal coming from a Brad Bantala Volley. Credit to
@fakejoedavis
for putting the gloves on at short notice & keeping the clubs first clean sheet in the border prem.
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Club delighted to announce that
@kershinio
has signed as s&c coach/final 15 target man for the upcoming season. Kersh brings a wealth of non-league experience with him and despite us often being touted as the fittest team in the league we are always open to improvement.
#kershin
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Another away win for the belle, 5 unbeaten after a 3-0 win at Mersea, we’re not here to take part we’re here to take over. Hat trick hero scores when he wants!
#UTB
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This weekend we welcome
@FC_Clacton
reserves to the bernabelle, looking for another win to start our Christmas party off in the right spirit. On that note, you’re all welcome but please remember the two rules for entry - Christmas jumpers are a must and let’s make it snow!
#UTB
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Belle start 2022 with a home win against
@WestBergholtFC
Res,
@tomhalls_
& a
@SamCripps93
Hat-trick the scorers against their former club. Cripps receives club record fine for arriving in his bergholt tracksuit. Onto the Essex cup next week. UTB
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Football returns & the Belle are back in action this Friday away to Wormingford in the Acorn cup, if you live local please don’t walk the dog/cat/ferret over the field at 3 as no spectators are allowed by order of the Border police 👮.
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Good run out against
@StanwayPegasus
Res, big thanks for hosting us, good to get more minutes in the bag & nice to see
@SamCripps93
score his first goal for the club.
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This weekend we welcome
@FC_Clacton
reserves to the belle looking for our first 3 points of 2020 but without our manger who’s having to take his Mrs to London to apologise for buying her socks as a her only Christmas present.
#UTB
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It saddens us to announce that
@ashmoakes
has hung up his boots, after years of terrorising defenders in the boarder league he feels it the right time to call it quits. On a more positive note delighted to announce he’s accepted the role of the club social secretary
#daretomoakes
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Our ginger ninja does what the fuck he wants, says what the fuck he wants and shags who he wants! Fuck
@talkSPORT
you pair of nonces!
#littlecolchester
#callanelection
“OH MY GOD, I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!” 🚨
This
#ColU
fan didn’t think we were talking enough about their Cup victory...
So Andy and Jason let him have it! 🔥
Must listen! 😂😂😂
@AndyGoldstein05
@JasonCundy05
👏
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Happy Valentine’s Day to you and yours from all at the Belle Vue, here’s a photo of the face of Essex 2015-16 for any of our female followers
#bellevuecalendarcomingsoon
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This weekend we welcome
@StanwayRovers
to the bernabelle, looking to put right all the wrongs we done in the previous fixture but if all else fails we will just get hammered on and off the pitch!
#itschristmas
#littlecolchester
#dognonce
#UTB
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Away to Dunmow today in the league. 0-0 & mins into the 2nd half
@jackwhack26
obviously disappointed with the amount of Bday cards he received talked his way into the sin bin, Dunmow go 1 up but Belle draw level thru
@SamCripps93
& chances to win it. All out for webbs 43rd bday
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Belle Vue are delighted to announce the signing of Crippa Dippa pictured here after his Turkish hair transplant cc
@jackcawley34
. Had more clubs that Rory, more cards than Clinton’s & a chin Jimmy Hill would be proud of.
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This weeks man of the match is the monkwick maestro who collects his bonus from the clubs director of football.
#ididcallyoubaldybaldy
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After going 4 games without a win before today we found ourselves 2 down at HT after a mad 5 minutes, Belle showed some character & quality to turn it round in the 2nd half
@SamCripps93
with a hat trick &
@BlesleyHenry
the goal scorers. Onto the Essex Cup semi-final next week.
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When you’re doing well it’s crazy how many teams dislike it, some of the reports we’ve had about us are laughable and very far from the truth. Make sure you all keep safe and we will see you on the battlefield soon.
#bigbadbelle
#UTB
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❗️ Dyl Stays ❗️
Reigning Supporters player of the year Dylan has committed for the upcoming season, having excelled in numerous positions including in goal, he showed quality & potential in abundance. Pictured here making a face usually seen at the wee hours of a Sunday morning.
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We are back in action tomorrow against
@dunmowtownfc
look forward to seeing you all over Shrub end for a 14:30 kick off.
#socialdistanceatshrub
#UTB
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Here’s the Footage of
@SamCripps93
‘penalty’ from Tuesday night. Still not sure what’s worse the pen or the follow up, think the balls just been found out near mistley. For his hat-trick aswell. 🎥 Credit
@essexfootie
.
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The Belle are delighted to announce that Jack Webb will be returning as manager next season, combining questionable fashion sense & unrivalled tactical nous to make us unstoppable
#UTB
#chippytitsontour
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Back to winning ways for the Belle today, coming away 3-0 winners against
@StanwayPegasus
Res,
@tomhalls_
opens the scoring with a mis-hit cross,
@SamCripps93
doubles the lead & club legend
@shaunhazelwood
competes the scoring. All the best to peg for rest of the season.
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Massive Happy 36th Birthday to
@jackwhack26
clubs style icon, resident Sally Webster/Prince Phillip impersonator and the 3rd best roofer in the family. Performances at LB this season further proof age is just a number.
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He’s one of our own,
He’s one of our own,
Fuck off with the 7dayers,
He’s one of our own!!
@ColneAthletic
#itschristmas
#3bags
#UTB
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Belle vue make it through to the Essex cup semi-final with a hard fought 3-1 win away at Cressing,
@SamCripps93
opens the scoring
@REllis1994
makes it 2-1 &
@jurwinleng
completes the scoring. Belle Face # development in the semi.
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Hat-trick Hero Halls sees us through to the next round, 1 down after
@shaunhazelwood
plays a free kick straight to opposition Striker to finish, quad with a worldie to make it equal b4 halls gets his 1st Desmond at HT,
@LewisCobden
gets another b4 halls gets his 2nd & 3rd. UTB
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No game for us this weekend, we will instead be watching
@JamesWebbMMA
defend his middleweight title. If one of us goes to war, we all go to war!!
#fatfanta
#letsgowebby
#ANDSTILL
#UTB
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Rumours around the club that we’ve almost signed another great addition to the squad.
@alexdrennan5
is telling family and friends he cannot wait to walk out in front of the bernabelle faithfull, contract talks on going..
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Game Abandoned last night due to a nasty injury to Adz, had successful surgery today & the recovery begins. Massive thanks to the Thorpe lads & in particular James Watt who was a massive help throughout.
Match Abandoned.
Tonight’s Match was Abandoned due to a likely leg break to a
@Bellevuefc
player.
We’d like to send our love from all at the club and will be keeping tabs on his recovery.
💙
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Belle get a brilliant 3 points on the road against a good Colne team, 1 down at the break, a Di-Canio esq volley from the face of Essex sees us draw level before red-hot unknown gets winner in last minutes, bare 11 but all worked their socks off & played for the badge. UTB
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We are happy to confirm all players have penned new deals for the up coming season. We are also delighted to have resigned Jamie Ennew and cannot wait to see him back at the bernabelle. More signings announced in the week...stay safe
#forgotaboutray
#UTB
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Proud of this club!! Helping keep children fed during these tough times
#UTB
#FeedtheChildren
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Well done to Ash & Debs for getting into this weeks ESBL team of the week.
#UTB
#greatgoalscorerevenbetterlino
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The Belle are delighted to be finally able to announce the signing of
@alexdrennan5
having received international clearance to sign the former Cypriot U-21 international. Manger J.Webb quoted “fck me we may actually be half decent this year”.
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Belated Christmas present for all of us at the club, with the news of
@jackwhack26
Homecoming to the Belle, straight into tomorrow’s squad work/weather permitting.
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Following on from today’s slanderous accusations, has anyone got a number.
Obviously before the border league get on to us & fine us we’d like to point out this is a joke.
We’ve got plenty of numbers.
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Belle back to wining ways with a good away win against a tough Mersea side, the duck leaves his lily pad & scores 2, Bruce with the opener El capitano bags on his birthday & Quadman comes off the bench to net. Happy Christmas to you all & a happy new year.
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A big game for us tomorrow has now turned into an even bigger game with
@LittleOakleyFC
first and reserves without a game, I wonder how many new faces we will see.
#dowhatwewant
#littlecolchester
#UTB
!!
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Goal scorer, dolphin trainer, club legend, international man of mystery.
Back to winning ways with a good 6-1 win away to Bergholt.
#daretomoakes
#UTB
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The Belle make it through to the next round of the cup with a 6-2 win away to
@RamseyMistleyFC
, Hat-trick for
@SamCripps93
& a goal each for
@DaveyyWeir
&
@REllis1994
who scored on his debut & mention to
@alexdrennan5
who breaks his own record of the clubs oldest scorer at 54.
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The Belle make it 3 wins from 3 with a convincing win at Gosfield,
@alexdrennan5
win the opener breaking his own record for leagues oldest goal-scorer, lead doubled after HT with a
@REllis1994
header,
@BlesleyHenry
made it 3 another header,
@SamCripps93
completes the scoring.
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The Belle make it six from six with a 4-1 win in our first home game of the season against a good
@CressingFC
team, goals for Cripps Dave Wes & Grimes, were now off down the belle for quiz night but expectations ain’t high, given the brains in the team.
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Good morning
@ColneAthletic
nice try but
@nunntendo
ain’t interested. You’ll have more luck signing Frank
#7dayerdeclined
#FUCKFRANK
#snake
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The Belle wore black armbands today and would like to dedicate the win to Theresa Cawley.
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Congrats to the Belle Vue’s Iniesta on signing for Brightlingsea, we’re all proud of you mate. UTB
@Joshh_chapman
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We can confirm as a management duo we have no interest in the current vacancy
@Arsenal
In other news we’ve got
@WormingfordFc
at home and we’re 7 games without a win.
#sackedinthemorning
#UTB
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Belle start the season with a good 4-1 win away to Bergholt, 7 players making their debuts & all equipped themselves well. Joe R opened the scoring, Charlie F doubled the lead before 👑 milo got himself on scoresheet, Joe doubles his tally & makes it 4 on the day Onto lawford UTB
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Belle make it through to the next round of the cup with a 2-1 home win against
@GosfieldUtd1908
, goals from Brad & the winner from
@SamCripps93
. Special mention to
@_DylanjFrancis
for putting the gloves on today & going in goal after getting in at 5 this morning.
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Looks like we won’t be going unbeaten in March. Came up against a really good footballing Sudbury team tonight and as a result a few of our lads are a few Lbs lighter.
#gingedroppedhisgun
#wedontwanttoplayyoueveryweek
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#TBT
to when
@jackyt1993
got his pants pulled down, have another listen and keep safe.
#littlecolchester
#gingerbuffon
#UTB
“OH MY GOD, I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!” 🚨
This
#ColU
fan didn’t think we were talking enough about their Cup victory...
So Andy and Jason let him have it! 🔥
Must listen! 😂😂😂
@AndyGoldstein05
@JasonCundy05
👏
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Club Update🚨
The club Is delighted to announce that bar one we have retained all players from last years successful squad.
In addition to this we have further strengthened with the new signings of:
Asten Firkins
Dean West
Chris Page
Michael Nwankwo
Josh Pointer
Dan Williams
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BREAKING NEWS: Ash Moakes given the clear to play in the 2016 LKO Final. He's back.
#DareToMoakes
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Belle make it through to the last 8 of the cup. 1 nil down due to a cross -shot freak goal, The belle’s paddy Kenny makes a penalty save to keep it only 1 down.
Second half different story, a Webb wonder draws us level & Sami screamer puts us in front, Cripps with a pen 3-1.
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Belle make it from 7 from 7 with a great win against
@StanwayRovers
U23, Sami opened the scoring & in doing so scored his first for the club, Dave weir scored the second with an assist coming from the Belle vues Paddy Kenny. UTB
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No game for us today instead we’ve got our Christmas party. Rumour has it that
@jackwhack26
has spent the fines monies on a karaoke machine & plans to give us a Westlife tribute night on the Mic tonight.
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Belle are back in Essex cup action tomorrow as we entertain Southend rangers, big crowd expected at the world famous Corporal Budd playing field so arrive early to avoid disappointment.
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The Belle do the double over
@Holland_FC_A
, Great weather for the duck who got himself on the score sheet without leaving his lily-pad, Turkish Al becomes the clubs oldest ever goal scorer at 46.
#thebigbadbelle
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The Belle overcome a good
@AlresfordCRFC
side today winning 3-2 worldie winner coming from
@REllis1994
with 5 left to play,
@SamCripps93
adds another to his tally & captain fantastic scores the other.
@jackwhack26
taking the boys to the friar to celebrate.
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Delighted to finally get back training last night & what made it even better was having the border leagues Vialli/Colchester’s answer to Pitbull
@CawleyPete
putting us through our paces in preparation for our return to football this Friday.
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Also, it was good seeing
@SamCripps93
in the belle kit today and we look forward having him with us this season. A special mention to
@MartyrRyan
who after 18 months out injured made his comeback today & looked like he’d never been away!
#UTB
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No game for us today so we’re up in Manchester supporting
@JamesWebbMMA
all the best tonight and we will see you after for the party!
#LETSGOWEBBY
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❗️Cripps Signs on ❗️
Top goal-scorer & reigning managers player of the season has signed on the dotted line for the upcoming season. Another top quality player committing to the club in our first season in the big league. Pictured here making friends with another Ref.
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Great to finally train as a full squad again, special thanks to
@kershinio
for putting us through our paces. Cannot wait to get the pre season started next Saturday!
#invincible
’s
#UTB
#Webbsfoundanother5iver
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Belle Win away at Harwich to make it 2 from 2, Charley Cook 👩🍳 with the opener,
@MartyrRyan
completes the scoring. Full credit again to
@fakejoedavis
for putting the gloves on & getting successive shutouts. Onto Bergholt Saturday.
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Webby weekender completed with Big Webb getting the submission last night & slightly smaller but gingerer Webb Leading the belle to a 3-0 win against Cressing, club social secretary sent us this video of record goal scorer in turkey.
#bigbadbelle
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Belle Vue make it 🌲 from 🌲, with a superb team performance away from home, Brad gets another mate,
@MartyrRyan
on his first start back after 18 months out scores again for the club he loves. MOTM goes to the belle Vues Paddy Kenny
@jackyt1993
for some unbelievable saves today.
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The Belle welcomed Barnston to the Colchester A ground in our first proper home game of the season.
@SowdenLFC
with the only Goal & only Red early on in the first half. 10 men stood firm in the 2nd half & got the win, making it a 10/12 points won & 4 unbeaten.
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Belle made it a magnificent 7 in the league with a win away in tough conditions at Boxted, Bruce Poole at the double with assists from C.Howard & S.Nunn give us three points on road.
#neverbetontheearlykickoff
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Very tough game today against
@TiptreeJobserve
a straight red in the first half didn’t help but fuck it, Rome wasn’t built in a day!
#onthebeers
#dowhatwewant
#UTB
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❗️Walking in a Webby wonderland ❗️
Left foot wizard 🧙🏼♂️ & Current players player of the year is another who’s confirmed to stay with us next year & build upon the fantastic season he had with us last year contributing 7 goals, 16 assist & 1 DDT cc
@jarryboat13
. UTB
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Belle make it through to the next round of the cup with a 2-1 win against
@AlresfordCRFC
, Brad gets the winner & Steven O’Donnell aka turnip aka pointy head gets his first for the club. All the best to alresford for the rest of their league campaign.
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Big result for the belle going away to colne & taking home the three points, Conor Howard with the goal & a first clean sheet for the season!!! UTB!!
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Happy Mother’s Day to all of the wonderful mothers from all at the Belle Vue. We hope you’ve all had a lovely day & that we can get back to playing football soon and talking shit on Twitter, until then stay home, stay safe and stop dicking around with toilet paper.
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Belle vue boys go away tomorrow to
@CressingFC
looking to hopefully extend our unbeaten run to 6, small issue is that currently half the starting 11 are in the boozer and are showing no signs of stopping soon!!
#wedowhatwewant
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This weekend we come up against tough opponents
@AcademyAFC
it’ll be a tough 90 minutes working our bollocks off and the evening spent off our bollocks!
#choochoo
#UTB
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Ok so maybe we got a little over excited given the result, having seen the video it probably wasn’t 35 yards but it was his first goal from outside the area since Lexden saints u14’s so who can blame us.
@jarryboat13
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The one & only
@jackcawley34
. Sean Kingston he ain’t, better left foot tho.
Is this the worst initiation performance of all time? 🎤
Good job
@jackcawley34
😂
[via
@Phi11ipsMichael
on Instagram]
#WeAreTheStones
💙
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Belle make it 3 league wins in a row with a 4-1 win at home, A.Shakes opens the scoring with a composed finish from 20 yards Notely equalise to make it 1-1 HT
@jarryboat13
puts us back in front b4
@JacobBDonnellan
extend lead with a wonderful run & finish, Lewis M gets the 4th.
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