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Hashtag Games & laughs. Hashtag Hostess. Check out @CalendarGirlBot for a list of scheduled games. Play along for fun! Header created by @just_some_lady

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@BellaLaRue1
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5 years
#BeforeIFallAsleep I usually drop my phone on my face while scrolling through Twitter.
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#LifeWithoutMenWouldBe great for the makers of batteries.
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#ThatsMyUnpopularOpinion Showering at night is better than showering in the morning.
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#ThatsMyUnpopularOpinion I couldn't sit through even one episode of Game Of Thrones.
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#NeverTrustAPersonWho waits hours to text you back and pretends they're just 'seeing' the text when you know that's a lie because you've never seen them without their phone in their hand.
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@BellaLaRue1
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#IWokeUpOnJanuary1stAnd discovered I was just as sarcastic in 2020 as I was in 2019.
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Even though #ChristmasIsOverNowI still want my cat to wear her Christmas hat.
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Wow! You were almost as good as your sister. #WorstThingsToYellOutAfterSex
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5 years
#TriggerDonaldTrumpJr by putting him on The View. Every. Single. Day.
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#ThanksALotAntifa I have windmill cancer.
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#HowYouCanTellMyAge I remember when MTV actually played music videos.
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#TheThingsImNotThankfulFor When you need a pair of scissors to open up the package of scissors you just bought.
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7 years
Make up a dance move just for them while breaking the break up news. @danniestagteam #NiceWaysToDumpSomeone
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4 years
#MAGAValentinesGifts A cure for Windmill Cancer.
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4 years
It #WasEmbarrassing when I tripped over an "air pocket" in public and did a face plant in front of everyone.
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2 years
Elon Musk Body Double and look-alike. #NewJobsForAmberHeard
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We can escape reality because #InMyCultWeHave the BEST magic mushrooms and edibles.
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Thou shall allow me to spit on a tissue and wipe your face clean with it completely grossing you out. #MomsCommandments @WhimsyTags
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#ImConfusedBy the difference between jam and jelly.
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#AfterTrumpTookTruthSerum he admitted we are losing the fight for Windmill Cancer.
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It #WasEmbarrassing for my dog when I dressed up his ass and tried to get him to walk backward.
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#InTheYearIWasBorn Marilyn Monroe sang Happy Birthday Mr. President.
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#ThatsMyUnpopularOpinion Oatmeal cookies taste just as good as chocolate chip cookies. Long live the raisin!
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#HistoryWillRememberTrump as the guy with the Flock Of Seagulls hairstyle.
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Bounty Hunter because she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow. #NewJobsForAmberHeard
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#ChristmasIsOverNowI will take off my eating pants.
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💔RIP Friendly Seth💔 I was so lucky to be owned by you. Forever in my heart...💙
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#ICouldBeHealthierBut those french fries aren't going to eat themselves.
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#MenAlwaysThinkTheyKnow that death is near when they have the sniffles.
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#DuringMy14DayQuarantine my expensive bong will prove itself to be worth every damn penny.
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2 years
Fashion Influencer #NewJobsForAmberHeard
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I'm easily confused by technology. #MyAgeIn5Words
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#TheThingsImNotThankfulFor People who park their cars like assholes.
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Licking the cake batter right off of the spoon. @HappyHourTags #ThingsIHaventOutgrown
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Being told that with his hair he could have been in the band a Flock Of Seagulls #DonaldTrumpsPetPeeves
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Bare feet on an airplane invading my personal space. #TheThingsImNotThankfulFor
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Salad in a bag. #RuinHalloweenIn4Words
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3 years
#MyCreepyNeighbors still haven't taken down their creepy Penis Christmas Tree.
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#ImMadAsFluck and you can go Fluck A Duck!
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#SexSoQuick I never woke up.
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Someone else's next Ex-Wife. #NewJobsForAmberHeard
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#ImSoSickAndTiredOf hearing that "It'll happen when I least expect it to."
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3 years
Jimmy Buffett's Lost Shaker Of Salt Was #FoundAtTheEndOfTheRainbow
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Watching Absolutely Fabulous and getting drunk with Patsy and Edina. #PastimesFromThe90s
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#ImConfusedBy why my sandwich meat is round but my bread is square.
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#IKnowImGettingOldWhen I don't recognize anyone who is being interviewed on the red carpet. @Time4tags
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My cat hanging out #FoundInTheBackOfMyCloset
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CVS #WentTooFarWith my receipt.
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His memory #IsVeryCherished RIP Friendly Seth❤️
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Spelling Saskatchewan correctly. #EverydayCanadianProblems
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Heat up my dinner for me #OddWaysToAskForSex
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@AgathaChocolats Cat one, Christmas tree zero.
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#IRecentlyDecided that drinking rum before 9:00AM doesn't make me an alcoholic, it makes me a pirate.
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#90sTechSupport My mom taking care of my Tamogatchi while I was at school.
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Having a spray-tan fail and not looking orange enough. #DonaldTrumpsPetPeeves
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Can I have an Edit Button? #AMessageToElonMusk
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I'm too lazy to move. There. I said it. #WhyImOnTheFence
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Not being able to find good Poutine or Maple Syrup when you travel abroad. #EverydayCanadianProblems @SeriousGirlGang
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#WomenAreHappiestWhen they're being hugged.
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Put it on a Snapple bottlecap. #FunnyWaysToDeliverBadNews
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I told a guy I wanted to go to Starbucks so I could hear the Barista call out his name because I forgot what it was. #StrangeDateConfessions
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#IAmNotAshamedOf the fact that I may have gained a little weight while "sheltering in place"
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The middle seat on an airplane. #AlternativesForHell
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#HowComeNoOneEverToldMe that I would spend a lot of my adult life deleting e-mails?
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I wear the same clothes two days in a row when I know I won't be seeing the same people. #MyEmbarrassingAdmission
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#WithoutBooks__ My cat wouldn't know the art of Military Strategy
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@AgathaChocolats Sorry, I took you for granite.
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#GoogleInformedMe That I better delete my search history.
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#MenAreGrossBecause because girls are cool and boys drool.
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#ThereIsA99PercentChance That I'll become a crazy cat lady.
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Bella, you're still not married? #RuinThanksgivingIn5Words
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The tip looks a little raw. #SaidDuringSexAndBBQ
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Balloon Muppets gone wild #OddMuppetParties
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#IWokeUpOnJanuary1stAnd made mimosas with the extra champagne leftover from last night. CHEERS!🙌🙌🥂
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2 years
Can Hashtag Hosts get paid? #AMessageToElonMusk
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#ThankAWomanFor her service to her Country.
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#WhenWeFinallyMeet You'll know me because I'll be the chick with a tie-dye mask.
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I still get excited when the ice cream truck is on my block. #SignsYouNeverGrewUp @HashtagHijinx
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Switch to long pants #SuperheroResolutions
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It’s #HardToCalmDownWhen I’m 2 years old today!🐾🐾🐩🎈
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@AgathaChocolats I do NOT have reptile dysfunction!
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#MySoundtrackFeatures a mixed tape from the 80's.
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Groot Beer Floats #DrinksForSuperheroes
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Life in a shelter is hard #ButHappinessHappensWhen you get adopted into your furever home.
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#DidYouHearWhatHappened when the chicken crossed the road? ****It was poultry in motion**** 🐔😁
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I #CouldntBelieveMyEyesWhen I was the size of my pastrami sandwich on rye from the Kosher Deli in NYC.
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I ran out of cat treats #AndThenThereWasBlood
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#SomethingIWillDefinitelyRemember is taking my Flintstone Vitamins every day when I was a child. I'm pretty sure they're what kept me healthy.
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I just couldn't get my butt over to the other side. #WhyImOnTheFence
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#MakeABookOrFilmCheesy Are You There Gouda? It's me, Margaret.
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#IReallyWishIHadnt Microwaved the fish at work
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#InfectiousSongsOrBands I Guess That's Why They Call It The Flu.
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