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The ImAllexx dump is honestly fucking wild, the fuck is wrong with this dude hahaha
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@HunterAA6
They litrally wrote a paper about why torture doesn't work, continued to use torture and then when the information they got was bad told the Senate Intelligence Committee that is was an unforeseeable outcome.
The level of incompetence regularly on display is mindbending
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@jones_iv
@shoe0nhead
Uk here, lots of very left friends while I'm more center. None of us like guns and they're super sure he's guilty.
A couple watched the trial with me today (because I won't shut up about it).
Now:
A) they agree he's likely innocent
B) prosecution is the villain from iron man 2
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@keffals
It's wierd watching people realise that life isn't fair and it's mostly down to luck. It is kinda interesting watching the eqaulity/equity arguments disintrate after being pushed for the last few years.
Either way, good for her. Sport should be more about celebrating people.
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@ronsenburger
@punished_cait
Do zoomers even use tumblr? Thought it was all people my age desperately clinging onto their feelings of youth and relevance as it slowly fades, as middle age grips them and they realise that everything they dreamed of was immaterial, illusionary.
GenZ using tumblr is just sad.
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@wendigo143
@SophNar0747
Reminds me of virologists calling the blood plague in world of warcraft unrealistic and saying that people wouldn't behave like that in an actual pandemic.
Right up until there was an actual pandemic.
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@Barabone_tweets
@adetheterrible
Separate point but linked.
Can someone explain to me why I'd want to transfer stuff between games? Especially multilayer.
If I'm playing a med fantasy rpg maybe I don't want someone in a tracksuit and Nikes running around.
And if I did, as above, we have mods.
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@worldedge_group
@BachiIchab
@QuarantinedCoof
I've googled it
I know that the articles and now you are telling me that it's true
I still don't believe it. Its so so dumb.
I don't even care about halo but still actually upsetting watching people butcher the work of other people.
And for what? Everyone will hate it anyway.
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@StealthyReptile
@BeningtonKurwa
@shoe0nhead
And in 1 tweet it's depressingly easy to see why millions of people end up as forced labour in a factory in an actual communist state.
This is why people got letters through the door telling them, "no actually, that piano playing is nice and all, but get to the steel mill"
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@BioticNova
Crafting is fine, unless you're running an archer in which case crafting is God damn amazing lmao.
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Don't know who this guy is, hope Imallexx didn't fuck him over horrifically or anything LMAO
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@JaMyrtle
@chandrewbie
@mikeshinoda
I take issue with in game currency being fine. Honestly it's pretty awful.
Like, there are so many games now where stuff that used to be free is now paywalled. And I don't mind dlc much, but $20 for a skin or something?
And nfts are like a worse form of this.
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Known diaper fetishist and ancient Lolcow Onideus Mad Hatter has returned from the depths to strike our channel for reviewing his degen RPG maker game.
Funny that he's happy for is micro penis to stay up online but not his passion project.
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@MacheteSquad7
@QuarantinedCoof
Mental hospital I believe, he'll never see a court room (at least it's unlikely) it's obvious he's not fit to stand trial, and while it would be highly entertaining probs for the best. Not sure a pickle suit would fit we'll on the stand.
That's said merge is looking more likely.
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@BachiIchab
@QuarantinedCoof
I can't even tell if this is a joke or if that's what they've done 🤣
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@RompingFox
@Milkythesquid
And I still couldn't find a yellow phantom to give me a hand the one time I really needed it 🤣
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@alchem1st93
@nephnephnephnep
@_tanaya2
@Otakyoushi
@Haurmeya
I want to know what he was referring to with the whole cupcake thing?
Elden ring is the least punishing fromsoft game for player choices. After years of them trying to get us to stop using shields, they just made shields bizarrely good
No criticism, more viable options is great
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@FratboyMarxist
@wendigo143
@SophNar0747
You sound fun.
Funnily enough though, your response is one of the exact data points which virologist said was unrealistic.
'No one would act like this, humans are cautionary and in a crisis work together'
Fun watching that hypothesis fall apart lmao 🤣
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@hologrammatical
@SophiaNarwitz
Unless you have a good rhyme for 'arse', interest will be pretty sparse.
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ShoeOnHead is going to go down in history for her coverage of politics. i am so appreciative that the left has somebody that is so eloquent and articulate in getting their point across while making the information digestible. very thankful for her 💖
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@BrodstarThe
@scorpionelunare
@falcons_celtics
@disclosetv
What are you on about! Of course lockdown is doing things!
Not the things it was meant to do, but still things.
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@QuarantinedCoof
It amazes me that we've moved from:
Girls should be able to dress however they like without it being a distraction, don't victim blame.
-back to-
Did you go with some friends? Do you give out the wrong signal? Have go considered how you make the assaulter feel? Unbelievable
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@Makofury
And I thought it was wierd that genz had found 4chan.
On the bright side there may be enough collective memory loss for dashcon 2 electro ballgallo to occur, which fills me with new hope.
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@JPBrooks13
@mcmacker1
@SEGASister
@LeftJaddi
I will say I think there is an over emphasis on degrees over trades for example. And American collages have their issues.
But yeah, happy to pay to train artists and nurses, it's the sign of a civilised society.
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@pensjetsfan
@BioticNova
Sorry i can't hear you over the ecological incident I'm in the process of causing.
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For those wondering about Keemstar's Pokémon evolution path.
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@RAZ0RFIST
Elden ring is just dark souls with a horse.
Yes. That's why I bought it.
Side note, armored core is the best mech game series, fight me.
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@Gayboiwizard
@ratkingofrats
@ion_trap_
@le_faguette_
It doesn't have to be, always push yourself to be better.
Aim higher, we all believe in you.
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- Statement from President Sunday -
Hello everyone,
I’m asking this message to be shared since I have been banned off Twitter due to a useless asshole making false reports in retaliation for me disapproving of another streamer, Demon Mama, using extremely personal and sensitive
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@9_Bucks
@QuarantinedCoof
Robespierre resigned as a judge in protest over the death penalty.
Most lunatics through history start off as really good people, they want to change the world, make things better.
But by the end, no one was revolutionary enough for Robespierre.
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Wait wasn't this public like 4 months ago?
Just to be clear, I was unaware Tipster is/was pansexual. Good for him and I wish him luck?
It is however actually fucking hilarious that you've exposed your own friend like this and allowed me to signal boost your fuck up for free.
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@thrombosisdud3
@NibrocRock
What you never played zool??
Everyone loved zool. Zool was amazing! Best game ever 10/10.
I have like 7 zool tattoos, big zool fan right here.
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I'm not saying
@PresidentSunday
is channelling his rage at
@notsoErudite
into modding Hogwarts Legacy, I'm just saying the timing of this mod is suspect.
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Wow who the fuck is this person???
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Peach's brief attempt to rebrand as a poet?
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Destiny offered 5K for proof of boogies cancer and he turned him down HAHAHHAHA
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No stream tonight the redacting has murdered me, will be streaming a read through of the BK logs tomorrow at 6pm EST
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@vonBarrel
@SophNar0747
I hear they're also taking away all goldfish from beholders. Images like this hurt everyone.
I as a primordial three eyed master of the deep feel very strongly about this for reason you, and no one else can understand for plot convenience reasons.
Eel see you later.
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@QuarantinedCoof
This was almost tense for like 3 minutes and then, clown show.
Is this real? Am I dead? Honest to god what the fuck is going on?
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It's been amazing, miss her already.
The best month I've had in a really long time. I'm gonna miss him.
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@QuarantinedCoof
Lol I like the way the wife just stands quietly, Jesus whole thing is cringe.
God how has this community gone unmocked for this long.
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@punishedbingus
@Stone_tossers
Really? If anything these people are walking stereotypes of the historical moralists. Like this isn't new or anything.
Honestly the only thing mind blowing is that this stuff keeps happening 🤣
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@mcmacker1
@SEGASister
@LeftJaddi
We do still pay back our debts it just comes out of our wages and is based on earnings. For me that's about £100 ($133) a month.
Not complaining mind, it funds lower salary professions that need a degree, and the public sector.
Still costs but the US system is monstrous.
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@DancesWithLag
@TheSpoonyOne
I dont think hating picard is exactly a bold statement or gimmick at this point.
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@JayExci
This is such bad take, no way home and suicide squad were the two best capeflicks of the year! Where as no way home and suicide squad were just disappointing.
You really should have watched no way home and maybe suicide squad (little underground) to give more perspective.
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Keffals brain is fucking broken haha holy fuck.
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Well how the turn tables.....
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Love my new OC DO NOT STEAL.
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Oh oh but when I put a muzzle and collar on
@tweetsfromstar
I'm 'reinforcing colonial stereotypes', and 'embarrassing her in front of her family at thanksgiving'. Smdh
Side note, do you take commissions
@shebie_jeebies
? There's a Viking & Nun RP I've been trying to sell her on.
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@MorbiusDevo
I know this isn't going to be popular as a take but I always think about this in relation to things no one has issues refusing service for.
There are a lot of tattooists who rightly refuse to tattoo Nazi iconography for example.
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Good morning, please enjoy more Peaches Poetry.
See ya'll tonight.
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@CarterScreams
@Reeeductionism
@ObamaEraCons
They're literally adorable, what are you talking about???
Look at his face!!!!
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@McbainMr
@QuarantinedCoof
@UnwellMiguel
This, ibs apocalypse was at least funny because it was so god damn dumb.
This was just sad and weird. Not totally why nick thought that would work?
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Of all the Senate leaks I've been sent this is my favourite.
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Tonight has been fucking amazing hahahahaha
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Honestly some of this shit is fucking insane.
6pm EST, I can't wait.
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@sophiaurista
I think a pretty good indicator is that most people are talking about finding out your music is really good to be honest.
I mean, I'd have never of found you peeps, your Aerials cover it legitimately amazing, and you have a war pigs cover that's almost as good as Cake.
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@PSpezz
Honestly insomnia and boredom is murder lmao.
Eh I'm live and let live.
Don't buy the whole 'transitioned so they can win', who in their right mind cares so much about winning that theyd endure this much heat?
Honestly looks like she's struggling and swimming keeps her sane.
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@Alyss_Turner
@greentexts_bot
To be honest if is they're not this isn't exactly secret information. A lot of cyber counter terrorism scholars have been saying this since 2016.
A load of Oxford scholars did a paper on 4Chan raid culture and why our current methods don't work for de-rad and counter intel.
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@BurgerMyster17
@pensjetsfan
@BioticNova
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Warmasters shack, after he's moved, at night. (If I recall correctly)
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Or embrace becoming a hunter, sheep fear me, bosses wonder where the hell I am after waiting for 100hrs for me.
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@GPrime85
This take confuses me. How do you even monetise this?
It's not like everyone is going to watch the full event for it, and it's mostly just reposted so no ad rev.
If it is staged all they get is damage to the image of one of their family friendly stars.
If Gibson I'd say maybe.
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This is the slowest god damn train crash I've watched in ages. Rare that I'm lost for words.
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Looks like Peaches woke up and chose violence hahahaha
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@akshatandggj58
@Robinnoloth
@MattApocaalypse
I think you need to Google what obvious means.
Because 'some people don't know how to count' does not make something mysterious.
Unless you think the count from Sesame Street was trying to impart philosophical rhetoric to the masses.
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What is even going on today HAHAHAHA.
@CopeAndSeetheYT
@ImAllexx
i write in my statement multiple times that i became reckless with my use of language because this was so normalised by alex. i am well aware this doesn't excuse my use of the word but it is an honest explanation. I apologise for any offence caused by this.
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This fucking timeline is actually insane HAHAHA
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POV: Twitchpol
Tonight may be a long stream
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LADIES AND DEGENS TONIGHT FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T WANT TO JOIN A SERVER WITH A BUNCH OF LUNATICS I PRESENT TO YOU:
LIO vs. VLAD
10:30est
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If she hates commentary so much why does she keep giving us so much great content? Lmao
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What an over sensitive wanker.
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There is like 2 hours of livestream of me calling Alex an unapologetic emotional abuser and pathetic freak bro lmao.
@CopeAndSeetheYT
@ImAllexx
The fact you’re this sad to sit and pick apart a doc say it all. It’s not the first time someone come out about him and it won’t be the last. You trying to do this for clout and clicks. Just makes you look stupid. Guessing you’re a imalex fan
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I said what I said
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@PizzafaceJake
@JustinWhang
I've never thought about it that way before. Clearly I was wrong and need to reflect upon my actions and opinions.
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