Bear In Bathrobe (BIB)
@BearInBathrobe
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Short the FOMO. Long the Bathrobe. 🐻❄🛁 CA: PvhC1i1uu1xmB8bsaoTj3mLf1ihYdQo7MtVQebppump
Bathrobe Heaven
Joined July 2024
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SEC asks if it’s a security. BIB: “Just a bear in a robe posting memes.”
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Blue chips flex audits and institutions. $BIB flexes robe + memes.
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Other coins after a -90% dump: “We’re still building.” $BIB after -90%: “We’re still vibing.”
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.@ChampionsLeague has @ErlingHaaland & @KMbappe
#Crypto has only one GOAT… The Bear in the Bathrobe. 🧖♂️🏆 #UCL #BIB
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AI tokens: “We’ll replace humans.” BIB: “Cool. Replace my bags with memes then.”
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Metaverse coins searching for users… BIB already has a robe cult.
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Other coins flex staking, governance, bridges. $BIB flexes robe. Still wins.
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Friends: “Crypto is dangerous!” Me: hands them a robe “Welcome to the safest place in CT.”
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Other coins flex roadmaps. $BIB flexes robes, memes, and vibes.
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Some say GM with charts. Some say GM with alpha calls. $BIB holders say GM in a robe.
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Charts red? Wallet wrecked? Light a robe-scented green candle. That’s the real pump.
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Forget titanium and AI chips… The new @Apple iPhone 17 Pro (Robe Edition) comes with: – Built-in Cope App – Meme folder pre-installed – Battery drains only when charts are red – Free robe wallpaper 🧖♂️📱 #BIB #iPhone17Pro
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Other coins hit the gym for utility. $BIB just wears the robe… and still looks stronger.
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Some people say “I love you.” ❤️ BIB holders say: “Don’t sell, just meme with me.”
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CT bros: “Use stop losses, position sizing, hedge exposure.” Me: puts robe on Risk managed. ✅
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One day I’ll pass this robe down… And my kids will say: “Dad, you held $BIB instead of ETH?” And I’ll smile: “Yes.” 🧸
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Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear robes. GM from $BIB 🧖♂️☀️
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