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Joined January 2023
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@BeamDetractor
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29 days
I HAVE THE EVIDENCE! i have receipts! but i won't show them to you.
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
Midlife does it again.
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@BeamDetractor
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11 months
begga mind. (thanks to our discord for this one)
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@BeamDetractor
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1 month
i KNEW it. (big ups to kevin for this)
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@BeamDetractor
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5 months
when you have another mini stroke on stream.
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@BeamDetractor
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3 months
i just wanted to post these again. i'm very proud of them.
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@BeamDetractor
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6 months
look at this dude... LOOK AT THIS. meerkat's tummy time theory is right.
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@BeamDetractor
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11 months
AWW PHILUUP
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
this person right here, DSP, Phil Burnell, uses mental illness as a weapon and a shield. it's despicable. he wonders why he gets so much hate? this is why: you're an awful person with no respect or consideration to anyone else. look in the mirror.
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
reunited.
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
frame by frame jowls.
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@BeamDetractor
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11 months
these shirts do him no favors.
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
just uhh wanted to repost these. i am still very proud.
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@BeamDetractor
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27 days
that face when it's definitely not your bank account.
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@BeamDetractor
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11 months
gonna repost this actual crime. this is just so bad.
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
lol decepticron found this on the subreddit. it's so good.
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@BeamDetractor
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1 month
"i am so successful. you guys are just JEALOUS mouthdrooling idiots! you can't stand that i'm liked now! SUCK IT."
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@BeamDetractor
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4 months
i think this picture clearly shows that he is a lizard person. not a human. look at that reptile tongue. LOOK AT IT.
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@BeamDetractor
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8 months
that face when a video game is totally, definitely based on your life and you're not delusional at all.
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@BeamDetractor
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8 months
toupee syde phil.
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
41 years of ouch.
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@BeamDetractor
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1 month
gout fieri.
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@BeamDetractor
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2 months
the goutback of gintre dam :)
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
i did something i shouldn't have done.
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
wanted to repost my favorite out of these. i'm probably too proud of them.
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@BeamDetractor
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9 months
and the tips stop comin' and the tips stop comin' and the tips stop comin'...
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@BeamDetractor
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18 days
picture day: 3rd grade, gouty pigroach edition.
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@BeamDetractor
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3 months
flat feet, flat head, flat ayuss.
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@BeamDetractor
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5 months
happy bust day 🍆
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@BeamDetractor
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3 months
the north american pigroach has an elongated snout that's meant for sniffing out unintelligent, gullible prey.
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@BeamDetractor
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11 months
it's been a whole year for snood and i on youtube. yay for us! for real though, thank you and stuff for things and stuff :)))))))))))
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@BeamDetractor
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9 months
when your wife hasn't ordered breakfast yet.
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@BeamDetractor
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5 months
it all makes sense.
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@BeamDetractor
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11 months
welcome home, kat. ready to be ignored?
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@BeamDetractor
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8 months
where's the money, dent?
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@BeamDetractor
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11 months
"now guys..." but then he just pukes. i'd love that.
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@BeamDetractor
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9 months
when you realize you'll be streaming for no one until the day you die.
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@BeamDetractor
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2 years
lol i had to dump both of these. midlife posted them in our discord xD
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@BeamDetractor
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10 months
PLEASE! NO! i'll put the doordash order in now, i swear mo-kat!
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@BeamDetractor
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1 month
HUIUUUUHHfguijzehg? i might have to return it GUIZE.
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
horse noises.
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
i woke up to something extremely special this morning from Bob 16.51 Hoskins. it's so cool!! ♥
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@BeamDetractor
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9 months
big ups canadian kirk, huh?
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@BeamDetractor
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2 years
she's downstairs.. crying.
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
2 hours well spent.
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
oh, derich. :,(
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@BeamDetractor
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23 days
it WASN'T the game that ended the streak? HUUUUH??
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@BeamDetractor
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2 years
our boy stroking the shaft, enjoying himself.
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
when you realize jeff's wife is still alive.
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@BeamDetractor
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4 months
one of the more unfortunate side profiles on earth.
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
happy birthday, kat. i know this isn't you, it's panda, but whatever.
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
sleepy, sleepy. 😘
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp... NOW GUYS!
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@BeamDetractor
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2 months
i mean, seriously?
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@BeamDetractor
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10 months
this man is using depression (AGAIN) as a shield and a weapon. do not give him money. do not believe his lies, it's all lies so he can take your money. he's an incredibly bad person who just wants your money. GET OUT OF HERE, MAN! SERIOUSLY!
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@BeamDetractor
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3 months
HE IS SO JIGGLY. look at them tiddies omg. i hate it. STOP.
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@BeamDetractor
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11 months
what's the reason for this? seriously.
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
i need to post this because snood and i worked on it together and i love it.
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@BeamDetractor
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3 months
bruv. good lord. if you're feeling down, just remember you don't have the grug head.
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
you can either stare at this or hug an electric eel for a few hours. CHOOSE.
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@BeamDetractor
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8 months
"a kiss on the cheek? how about a kiss on the DEATH?"
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@BeamDetractor
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3 months
usually, it's nice seeing someone smile. but this? no.
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@BeamDetractor
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2 years
idk who did this, but you deserve a medal.
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@BeamDetractor
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4 months
this was posted in our discord. and i love it.
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
felt cute. might shove my wife down a garbage disposal later. ;)
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
POV- you just got your SSI for the month.
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
these are from 2 daily craps this week. what drug does this to someone?
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
today was gross. never forget.
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@BeamDetractor
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5 months
joshica. phet.
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@BeamDetractor
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2 years
the first and most important badge of honor. probably happened because i told Stuttering whoever to watch Secret Limited's WWEC video. OOPS.
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@BeamDetractor
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2 years
big ups Ludwig Von for making this xD
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@BeamDetractor
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2 months
the most mature adult there ever was. also ew.
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@BeamDetractor
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11 months
it's time. we're gonna get back to laughing at the GUY and having fun.
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@BeamDetractor
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2 years
today through thursday are going to be good days in the Burnelliverse.
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
i uhhh... hm.
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@BeamDetractor
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2 months
the corner demons have called in the xenomorphs.
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@BeamDetractor
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1 month
urkelnomically correct.
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
when you don't have hulk hogan's sperm :(
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
:,( if you come back now, you can bring that guy with you, Lele.
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@BeamDetractor
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10 months
when you walk in and your wife is with tyrone :(
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@BeamDetractor
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11 months
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. this man's skin suit is malfunctioning omfg.
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@BeamDetractor
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29 days
":with all the people i have coming down from... the internet.." - mr freudian slip
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@BeamDetractor
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10 months
dear santa, please... i need to go viral again. what? but i don't want to do that on stream again...
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
i didn't make this, but i wish i had lol.
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@BeamDetractor
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11 months
we found some special ones earlier... HAPPY SKANKSGIBING!
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
#1 bad boy.
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@BeamDetractor
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10 months
when your daughter makes you buy didney ceweal and you just...
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@BeamDetractor
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8 months
that face when the HOA comes lookin for their money.
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@BeamDetractor
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10 months
brags about getting someone arrested.. and cries about his "depression."
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
this is great lol. ALL PHIL NO CHILL!
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@BeamDetractor
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11 months
it has been done.
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@BeamDetractor
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5 months
we love Bob 16.51 Hoskins. big ups, bud.
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@BeamDetractor
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6 months
like, you'd think he's on some sort of stimulant. this is nuts. these shirts are a curse.
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
it's wednesday and eminem is mad >:(
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@BeamDetractor
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1 month
good lord. look at all that jiggle.
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
m'piggy.
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@BeamDetractor
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10 months
hell is a place. its name is renton.
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@BeamDetractor
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5 months
DSP got so much wrong about sponsored contracts yesterday. he just doesn't understand. NDAs don't mean $$$. if your content is sponsored # ad is there for clarity. you can even voice your own opinions as a mature adult would - without screaming slurs and crying.
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
penneeee.
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@BeamDetractor
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1 year
today is weird.
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