Basie Lismont
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I’m married into one, it’s pretty lit!!
I wear what I want, do and say what I want. But marriage is marriage, there’s always an in-law that wants a to get rid of you. Thank goodness their Belgian, so we’re not there for it 🤷🏽♀️
Must be fun marrying into a white family dancing next to your inlaws in your boxers 😂😂 Rachel though 😂😂
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@destinyzee
My biggest problem here is that that comment was funny 🤣🤣🤣 I don’t want to laugh🤞🏽
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I’m on vacation and still I’m thinking hai maan I need to feed my addiction 🤷🏽♀️
@Solphendukaa
@MacGUnleashed
@podcastwithmacg
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@dramadelinquent
@Qhawe___L
In all the history books I’ve read I don’t recall any of our monarchs sending the Dutch or the Brits a royal tour of the Estate D’Afrique
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@KeKatli
They rode on the name for too damn long!
Maybe now they’ll know to be more independent
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Grade12 students who wish to get my free online tutoring assistance for Biology, Economics, English &Afrikaans please DM me and we'll set up. Please share.
@eNCA
@CityTshwane
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Guys please read this thread!! 🧵
In 1995, Sam Molope ran a vast network of mills and bakeries, employing thousands of people, and was bidding for a contract to supply hamburger buns to McDonald’s, which was looking to open its first outlets in South Africa. By 2001 he had lost most of his businesses. [🧵]
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Founder. Products
Post a picture of yourself and your product
Founder Product
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@ntsikimazwai
She’s dead, let it go Ntsiki!
It’s not good to question God’s will, whatever happened is her and God’s story. You’re alive, enjoy it!
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2024 is going to be
@Solphendukaa
’s year!
I know it for a fact!!
You watch it he greatnesses ooze out every month nje!
He’ll be trending more than an it girl!
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Correction: you’re a vibe!
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Facts!!!
For every mood or occasion there is a Jacob Zuma meme to match it
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@lavidaNOTA
Weren’t you married to one? Weren’t you birthed by one? Aren’t you siblings with one?
I don’t need to be gaslit into defining myself. A lion doesn’t either and everyone knows not to fuck with one.
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There’s something sociopolitic about loving animals more than an entire human race…
There’s something very telling about those who don’t care about animals
Literal psychopaths
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He went ahead and created song of the year for no fucking reason 🥹
Kabelo masepa a gao, cause tomorrow my body will be sore and if anyone ask’s I can’t tell them gore I got hit by
@PrinceKaybee_SA
’s gangnam”
😭😭😭
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@dramadelinquent
@Qhawe___L
My husband has no interest in cape colonialism of the cape. But I’ll put in a good for the gang in case they need our villa for a few weeks
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I buy everything here!!!
And before I do I have a plate of Shwashwi ko Ausi Dolly… Mamogale Street, is my fave street in saulsville 🤞🏽👌🏽
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Ralph. Brutus
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This year has been stuck between “WTF?!” And “OMFG!!!!” 🤯
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My husband would serve 12 000 life sentences
We need to make putting bones and teabags in the kitchen sink a crimnal offence
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I’m no Mihlali, but I’m the girl I think I am!!! You’re looking at wholesome ❣️🌶
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BaSotho!
BaTswana!
BaPedi!
“Ba” in our language is very important, saying “Sotho” or “Tswana” is actually dehumanising.
Mo/Ba motho/Batho
Not fighting or anything, just sharing what my elders shared nje🫶🏽
“Bathong” is in the top 3 South African words of all time. Thank you Sotho nation. much appreciated.
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I love it.. Once upo a time them guys said say "Ho ho ho" cause Santa Claus... Now we're here and it's gonna sound like censored wayawaya cc.
@Julius_S_Malema
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Yowe!!!
@Pharoahfi
you are a beam of sunshine and
@TsitsiChiumya
is absolutely beautiful!!!
@Robot_Boii
and
@MphoPopps
please checks fela 🤷🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
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But no offence Ntsiki, you post this kind of cringe stuff at every river you go to. Then you call us western for wearing bikinis and yourself cultured and spiritual for showing us the same. All of us know your boobs and your naked body on twitter. Pick a side
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@ntsikimazwai
I started by saying “no offence” so as to why you’re swearing, is beyond me. But vele I do take a good dump on a regular. I never mentioned men, I never said what you can’t do… all I said was pick a fucking side you airhead. And FYI, beads and dirty hair don’t make you holy🙄
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I put my handbag 🤣🤣🤣
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@Solphendukaa
is making so much sense on the distrust and on the Phoenix issue. Nna personally I’m weary of white leadership.
@SizweDhlomo
thank you for playing my fave Beyoncé song🫶🏽
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Woke up to this view, i feel far beyond grateful… I probably will never outgrow my love for the ocean 🌊❣️
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If monna wa gao wa bora then Tlogela Shem!!!
Cc
@Carolinerathabe
Rakgadi re about to have!! To haver 😂😂😂😂
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Hulk vs Woman King
Thuso Mbedu will star alongside Mark Ruffalo in new HBO series
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Nostalgia of the love island 💕
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My husband every two hours… this man probably hate’s me deep inside🤦🏽♀️🙆🏽♀️🤞🏽
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This album is fire🔥 I’m sure
@alexmonama
can agree!
Leave the others for now, especially the top row (F2) and play these ones
▪︎ Sweetest smile ❤️
▪︎ I just grew tired
▪︎ Ravel in the rain
▪︎ You don't always do what's best for you
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@Atang_Atang21
Looks very nice in the fridge, I also use it for juice and ice tea. Try it looks fancy
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It’s giving
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I pray for my friend Batsile that he finds his daughter. I know how much he lives for her 💔
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@Cthulhucachoo
Don’t let the ladder fool you, it’s lonely up there… why else would they look down so much?
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@realnorma_kay
@AJEnglish
But why are still shocked?!
Mihlali is a personal OnlyFans human🤷🏽♀️
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My wedding dress was made by my grandma… my earrings are made by my sister, my perfume is made by my husband… my dessert and liquor is made by my sister
@SoniaBoothZA
I’m a lucky one 🤷🏽♀️❣️
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@dramadelinquent
@tito_mboweni
When white South Africans starts offering you cooking lessons then it means you’re the worst😂😂😂
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@dramadelinquent
Lilibet thinks we can build houses with subscription fee’s.
Meanwhile Lilibet only see’s her neighbour when she chooses to
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Saul away, sail away, sail away!!
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Stru!!!
#GoldMafia3
taught me that billionaires and millionaires aren't the people we see on Forbes List
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Solo Rakgadi?!
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This combo ka coke Yao tonya 😭😭 eve kae duma nou so!
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As a proper Pretorian, there is no way I’m eating spathlo ko KFC, I have 3 joints ko pheli that I’ve been going to since I was a kid. Not about to change that.
Nice try 🤣🤣🤣
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I have seen the unrest happen once to often and I didn't like it. But if I have to identify as xenophobic just to stand up for women being trafficked and abused, then that may just be ME...
#NigeriansMustGo
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Three day ago I finished my three day detox, I do it monthly.
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You are truly he iron fist of twitter!!
My shock last week when I realised you are are true pioneer in real life!!!
My husband was so happy to hear your actual voice, representing as usual 👌🏽♥️
One of my few highlights this year!
While most of you are over eating and drinking some of us have been consciously fasting for several days now, to dominate the fake new year🔥
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Norma is calling for a Woke hoe genocide and I’m here for it😂
Let those who are vaccinated take this first
The rest who are conspiracy theorists like me must ignore this
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I’m buying this for all my uncles 😂😂😂
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My marriage is the complete opposite, we spend almost 80% of the day in each other’s presence. From work to bedtime and from gym to groove, we are still together.
The trick; not every moment needs to be a hubby and wife moment. Watch your Netflix & I watch my prime, etc🤷🏽♀️
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We are not “blacks” we are African people. Don’t dehumanise us like that please.
Blacks are openly calling for a coup in South Africa. This is treason. Any racist black bantu who supports this nonsense must be deported back to their homelands in the Congo
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So now the right wants to push the rhetoric that
@JoeBiden
is inappropriate with his son... I call B.S. on that! Father's should hug and kiss their kid still their grown. No sane person would seem that perverted. Its called affection.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
A guy on Tik Tok asked "What does sex feel like for you ladies?" 😂😂
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What A Week!!
@eugenekhoza
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@DJFreshSA
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@Solphendukaa
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@MacGUnleashed
thank you for wholesome content!
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I'm out in the wilderness today... I figured acknowledging our South African heritage shouldn't be exclusive to wearing tribal clothing.
#HappyHeritageDay
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Mona so seo!!! 😛😋😝🤪
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Besides class, what else could distract them?! 🙄I mean there’s more crime out here than in there 🤷🏽♀️ so it’s no worries about food, clothing, drugs, trafficking or guns…
Apparently prisoners writing matric exams performed better than the whole country 😏
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Tell me I’m living large, without saying it 😂
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Anyone that comes for that perfect little human is on block list! 🤬🤬🤬
So this man
@ifreshor
who scammed someone R30k and didn't pay back, came and started insulting my boy Kupa about his albinism please look out for this scammer
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@tttcvlyn35
@lavidaNOTA
Women are the read You are alive! We are nurturing, we are loving, we are delicate, rough around the edges and we make mistakes too. We are valuable, intelligent and caring. I just didn’t appreciate that he generalised us.
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@dramadelinquent
@Qhawe___L
Fair, but it’s a public tweet.
Also, you know zero about me and my family, race or husband… but here we were.
And again, I never mentioned you, only the cape dudes. You made it personal. 🤷🏽♀️ let’s all be better in discussions
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About damn time!!
Batho ba flaka batla hema shem!
Feared Mamelodi gangster Vusi ‘Khekhe’ Mathibela has been jailed for 30 years.
He ran a protection racket in the Tshwane township of Mamelodi, he was convicted with three others for a 2015 murder.
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This is going to be a tourist attraction, no one is fixing it. Comrades are going to spend on a new street name probably something like “Chernobyl Ave” and create a day for it too. Ask the
@MYANC
that’s what’s on the drawing board.
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The skits on this podcast killl me!!!
I thought I missed Patrick & Patrick until I met Jubilant🤣🤣🤣
@MphoPopps
o wrong shem, I was trying to recover from Lephondo now I’m here
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Be careful who calls you for job interviews and the location for the interviews , especially you ladies , in the stories of serial rapists and murderers they all always promised victims jobs just to lure them to harm them , so verify everything before meeting up with anyone
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At some point
@GodPenuel
and Dj Sbu need to either take their boy for help somewhere or they need distance him from virtual mkhukhu and hustlers corner cause the folks love Macg and Sol, they’ll be mad for putting an abuser on a pedestal
Not even Trevor Noah will be able to save MacG when I’m done with him… His mother will have to sell her house & move back to Venda. This is a promise. Sol will be fine, he’s just an employee. I’ll make sure Ghost Lady is taken care of but as for MacG? MoFlava has the last laugh!
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@BeritaAfroSoul
I absolutely loved your performance on podcast and chill.
@Solphendukaa
and
@MacGUnleashed
today I witnessed a different kind of gentle in both of you! I’m so proud and little emotional even! Best episode yet!! 🫶🏽👌🏽🤌🏾
#PodcastAndChill
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@KayGoodfella
For a “good fella” you say pretty mean things Kay, I hope you’re a way better person than the nut busting thumbs you got going on. And no, I didn’t marry a local, they aren’t in my league. I save at Lloyd’s and Athens… when you’re done trash talking I’ll teach you wealth.
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@SoniaBoothZA
outdid herself with this baby! The drink is amazing, the reveal was absolutely gorgeous and the food was perfection. Truly I am proud of her
#MCP
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Etla ko etse mahala 💅🏽
Bathong nka dira kae manala a R5 le moriri wa R7 ? help a sister out hleng
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Spent Christmas, cooking, eating, playing board games, quizzes and now we’re lazy and tipsy. Just me and my husband♥️
Seasons Greetings
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@realnorma_kay
is a personal friend to my husband I . She’s basically a white woman with a South African accent. Very wholesome human being, very conservative and very private outside of her twitter rants. She’s what I wish more women were in today’s society.
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