Jason Williams
@Bashido
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Music, Food, Art and Travel lover from Logan Square in Chicago.
Chicago.
Joined January 2009
I just caught a fucking burgler in my house. Holy shit.:. Almost killed him,Hit him with a frying pan! Got him!!!
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Here is the video of the burglar being caught: got some good licks inside and the back. Keystone cops theme should be added for laughs. I’m ok. Guys gonna have a headache tomorrow and was taken away by the ambulance.
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Here’s the guy that tried to burgler me. He’s lucky the cops came. I was putting a good beating on him. he owes me a new drying pan!
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@Hynek_Maneuver Probably . I feel bad now and I’m really examining how I reacted . Not good but the last guy who broke into my house tried to stab me. So who knows. It is what it is. I chose the pan over the knives .
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@BradLeeOnBass It’s my second burglar I’ve caught in 15 years lol. I’m 2-2. I got a letter from the state thanking me last time.
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@design2live @BradLeeOnBass I wouldn’t have got to the guns. He cut me off . The pan was all I had. Glad he is ok because I wouldn’t have lived with myself killing someone over stuff. Easy to say what you would do but it’s different in the moment. I had big knives I could have grabbed but took the Pan.
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My night to cook. Making swordfish basted in butter and garlic with asparagus. Pan fried of course… 😉😜
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The laundry mat by my house now has a chicken shop in it. 🤷♂️
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“Ok,, let’s review this again. Some rando comes in the house you bite him.” . Dog- “got it! Some guy comes in I ask for a belly rub!! . No problem dad! I got this!”
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@chicagotribune So it takes members of congress getting shot before they do anything about gun control.
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I would like to thank the Italian company Zwilling J.A.Henckels for sending me a replacement pan! They make a quality product that passed the test! Please use only for cooking! 😆😎 very kind and much appreciated!🙏
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Ryan Update: he stood up today. He has a broken Tibia but they have a large brace on his leg. He has to wear that helmet for another 6 weeks at least. Little by little! 🙏
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Ryan update: I got to speak to him today. He told me he was cold. I told him we found his dog Walter. He replied, “I remember that guy.” Still a long road ahead but progress is being made!! So thankful!!! Soo thankful!!!.
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Ryan Update: much like Lazarus he is back from the dead. I’m just amazed by his recovery. His doctors are amazed too by his rapid recovery. His skull has been reattached too. Little steps aren’t so little!
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1) Ryan Update: He woke up yesterday. He seems to be somewhat aware of where he is. He has some brain swelling on the right side. Still has pneumonia. Im 99% sure I found the guy that did this. I gave all the info to the detective. I had to give a full written statement of who. .
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Finally decided to hang some prints that have been sitting on my floor for years. This Grateful Dead print is beautiful. 🥀
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Ryan Update: The dectective just called me. The guy who I ID’d as my brothers assailant is going to be charged with felony willful injury. The case is going to the DA next week. Can’t tell you how relived this makes me. I’ve been so angry lately, I think this will help me heal!.
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Update on Ryan. He squeezed my dads finger last night and moved his toes on command. He still is not awake though. He also now has pneumonia from being on the vent. Some good news and some bad. Gotta keep the faith he’s going to come out of this!❤️.
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Ryan Update: I got to see my brother today. I’m so grateful for his doctors and nurses. For my dad and my friends. For this community and for everyone that has reached out. I’m so so grateful for Ryan. The last two months have been a very dark time but there is a light ahead! ❤️
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Meatless Monday. Ramen with Charred scallions Greenbeans and chilli oil. This dish is legit. (Recipe in comments)
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Played black Jack with a guy last night at 2am that did all 4 nights of the Phish Sphere run. He was 74 years old!!! 😱Dude is my spirit animal and everything I want to be when I grow up! “Can I live while I’m young???”
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My buddy is selling his bus. I must admit. It’s pretty bad ass!
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The best pizza is @piecechicago !! Happy pride! Love your brother as you love yourself….✌️#chicago
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Ryan Update: He’s on the move. Walked the floor he’s on 26 times yesterday. He’s at a rehab hospital and he’s eating twice a day. He’s gained 10lbs in the last week. Kids got moxie. I’m going to head back to Iowa next week. Can’t wait to see my dad and hopefully Ryan too!.
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Another year around the sun… so grateful for so much. Cheers to all of you! And of course @piecechicago
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Update on Ryan: Things are not going well. They tried to get him out of sedation. So far he is just not waking up. The doctors are suggesting that we call a family meeting which doesn’t sound good. Of course my parents want to give it more time. I’m just crushed right now.
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1)Please keep my brother in your thoughts. Someone was trying to steal his dog last night and he confronted the guy. He tried to get his dog out to the guys car and was dragged 3 blocks down the road. He is on a vent and had to have half of his scalp removed for brain bleed.
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Monica is a cat that lives up the block… she’s a mad killer! Look at those stats!!💀😵🪦🐈😹
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This is the point where the dishes get hard to put away.🤦♂️
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45 years around the sun today. Couldn’t ask for a better life. My goal has always to try to fit 7 into one. Well on my way to accomplishing this goal! So fortunate to have so many great people in my life. Especially Aj and the kids! Onward and upward . truly blessed🚀
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Drove up to Madison to have dinner with my brother. His cancer has unfortunately moved to his lungs and the tumor in his leg is back. Hes doing chemo right now and will do radiation soon. He’s tough as hell but he stil finds a way to smile! He’s way tougher than me!Fuck cancer!
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2) I had spoken with, phone numbers addresses. I hope that people will cooperate and it seems most will because they respect my dad and family. Thank you to all the kind messages and for the donations for ryan GoFundMe. This community has been amazing. I feel like I know so many.
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Lou Malnatis thin crust is. 👌Garlic, sausage and green peppers. Well done.
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Dropping off the kids at summer camp for the week in Wisconsin. One week with no kids!!! 😍 Pants optional week around the house!🤣
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Our plane just landed and the flight attendant just dropped Martian Monster lyrics on the PA.”Thanks to the ‘incredible speed of your rocket,’ your trip is mercifully short--“ well played!! @AmericanAir.
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Maybe the worst Lolla line up I have seen since the start of the fest in Chicago. Wtf…@rLollapalooza
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Just got a random call about who did this to my brother. It’s the same name that I came up with. Also, he drives a gold suv with a sunroof. Which is confirmed. What are the odds?.
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@PhishPhry84 Has nothing to do with it. I couldn’t have got to my gun if I tried. Guy was there before I had time to react . I didn’t want to kill the guy over stuff.
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If you go to a bar in the Chicago suburbs and the bar looks like this… gonna be 🔥🔥🔥
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Sorry for partying ….
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I was buying some marinara sauce from my local bodega. The guy who works there had never heard of toasted ravioli(white dude, 50). my mind was blown! Brother. I can’t allow you to go another day with out tasting a beautiful toasted ravioli! I’m on my way to make dreams happen!
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Great news! My brothers surgery went great. They pulled the whole tumor out in one piece. It was 8 inches wide which blows my mind. They didn’t have to pull out as much muscle and he will have to have radiation. Thanks for all the kind thoughts. This was the best news possible!.
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Happy Anniversary to my lovely wife Aj! 18 years married today. I can’t imagine a better partner and friend to share life with! I couldn’t have written a better story if I tried! I adore you! ❤️🥰😍
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No major update on Ryan. He’s still in a coma. His brain is still swelling and will be for the next couple days. The ran a CT scan and he has no blood clots which is great. It’s a waiting game now. I think about him all day but I’m trying to be normal. If that’s ever been a thing.
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The burglar who broke into my house is having his day in court! This week gonna be crazy!!🍳
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My brother came up today. dude just had a 10lb tumor removed from his leg. So many emotions . / so many glad he came to see me
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You all might have to mute me… Our new dog Rigby is here!! She’s so sweet.😍
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Omg. it’s 3:30 am… I told my buddy that I would go fishing with him today after multiple drinks last night. Well he just showed up. 🤦♂️
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It was at that moment when Jimmy the squirrel realized that he might be in a predicament. 😂
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Everyone’s dog gives them a big hug when they get home. right??? Right??? 😛😂
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Well the pandemic just got a little more fun!! This thing has 16000 games!!!!
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Celebrating 20 years at my company today. 20 years ago no one knew what logistics or supply chain meant. Now you can’t escape it. So grateful to have landed on this career with a great company that has allowed me to be myself. So grateful for all the friends and relationships!
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1)Update on my brother. He’s still in a coma. His brain is still swelling. He’s had multiple blood transfusions. They have seen movement on the right side of his body but no movement on the left side. We won’t know for another 3-5 days if he’s even gonna wake up.
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