Caleb Jordan Schulz
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Finished my portrait of JRR Tolkien. Lost track of the hours this took but as Tolkien himself said,
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."
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Heard from my nephew in Florida today. Gas went up about .80¢ in ONE day.
Lotta people saying, "just buy a Tesla!" are completely ignorant of the GIANT chunk of society who don't have much money and really struggle to get by.
The pain at the pump is fucking real.
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Found this copy of Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens in a local library $1 bookbin. This edition is from 1887.
137 years old!
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Didn't have martial law in Canada on my 2022 bingo card
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My parents renewing their wedding vows in Western North Carolina at their 50th wedding anniversary. 🍾🎊🎉
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Just found a huge box of screws at the Junkyard. Might not mean much to some, but to anyone building something, this is like finding gold!
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So today my sister goes in for a biopsy to find out the severity of the cancer.
If you're the praying sort, she could use some.
She's a professional, a wife, a writer & a mom to 6 great kids (3 adopted with special needs).
Her name is Jessemyn.
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My latest find at the junkyard, a 1939 Wards Airline Radio. What's particularly cool is that it's also a shortwave radio that, if you look closely, can be dialed-in to places all over the world.
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When I moved up to the mountain, I debated putting up a tree for Christmas. My initial thought was, who's gonna see it? But then I realized it was me. I would see it. And now every day it brightens my mood and reminds me of what Christmas is all about.
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Some inspiration for you.
My little nephew Levi learning how to deadlift, despite only having one hand.
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564 months on this Earth so I guess that makes me 47 today
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Remains of Cleopatra's palace off the coast of Egypt's city of Alexandria.
The palace was on an island that an earthquake sunk about 1700yrs ago.
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So this Steller's Eagle has been spotted off the coast of Maine. Originally from the coastline of Siberia, it has somehow found itself 4000 miles away from home. Notably, it has a wingspan of 8 feet.
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Stopped over at the junkyard today and picked up this gigantic and super heavy bible that an old lady was dropping off. I did a little research and apparently Princeton University has a copy which helped me ID it. It's 144 years old!
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Hey friends..
I found out last night my little sister Annah was admitted to the hospital for an emergency surgery today.
She's totally alone, no visitors allowed, no husband, no family, no clergy. She can't see her 2-month old baby.
Any prayers/Positive energy appreciated..
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Found a piece of ice that looks like George Washington
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Check out this mural of Harriet Tubman in Maryland..
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16-year-olds were just eating Tidepods like a half minute ago. 🙄
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So I guess I turned 46 today. Frankly, I'm surprised I've lasted this long. 😆
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Found this old Oz book today at the junkyard. Published in 1918
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Could you spend a month here to escape from the world for awhile?
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I found this little series of waterfalls on the property today. Water coming straight out of the mountain.
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Somewhere there's a suburban lady that desperately wants to paint this white.. 😁
This oak door belonging to Westminster Abbey is oldest and only Anglo-Saxon door in Great Britain. Door has been standing for over 950 years, dating back to reign of Edward the Confessor during 1050s. Door was made from a single oak tree from eastern England in medieval times.
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My latest Junkyard find. A globe made of semi-precious stones! 😃
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Prayers for my nephew Gabe appreciated. Biking accident. Ambulance. Headed to hospital.
Thanks.
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If a politician brought a 2700-page bill to George Washington he'd probably dickpunch them
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As it turns out my youngest sister Annah just got Covid and is really ill. She's also about 7-8 months pregnant which complicates everything. Any prayers or good energy are appreciated.
Thanks in advance. 🙏
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Found this Lane cedar chest at the dump today.
The serial number says its from 1929.
I don't know why someone threw it away, but it'll have a new home now.
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Found this copy of Robert Louis Stevenson's book of poems for children from 1905. Full of beautiful illustrations. Sad that it was at the junkyard.
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Great news out of Tasmania! Looks like we *might* get visual proof that the Tasmanian tiger, the thylacine, has been rediscovered after being declared extinct. Fingers crossed!!
(This is one of last images taken of a thylacine in the 1930s)
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As long as Covid tests are free but checking to see if you have antibodies to Covid isn't, our leaders aren't serious about getting back to normal.
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I was feeling a bit low today, so I went for a hike, and I found this rock.
Now I'm no geologist or rockhound, but this is pretty cool to me.
And it picked up my mood. So I guess sometimes you just need to find the right rock.
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You think you're tough but...
This 14yo Mongolian girl hunts wolves on horseback with a golden eagle.
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Once you realize how BIG moose are, you understand why I'm the most cautious about them when I'm out in the woods.. 👀
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Bill Cosby who drugged and raped women, and R. Kelly who trafficked minor girls, are still on Spotify.
Weird.
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Thinking about roasting a chicken tonight.
**Like, cooking it, not making fun of it
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Crazy. I stopped by the dump to look for castaway treasure.
Ran into a guy who owns an art gallery. Showed him some pics of my work. He was interested in featuring my art there.
Man, you just never know who you're gonna meet or whats on the horizon..
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When I was in Western North Carolina last week, I found a beautiful 6-volume collection of Jack London's work. Published in 1917 during the First World War.
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For those curious: yes, she's where I got my art genes. She's currently an Artist in Residence where she lives, and has written and illustrated multiple children's books.
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These colossal beasts wander the forest here and you better believe we keep our distance..
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We live on an extraordinary planet..
In November, a ROV operated by Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute captured this clip of a giant phantom jellyfish, more than 1,000 m deep. Scientists have only encountered it ~100 times in ~120 years [source: ]
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I don't think I've ever hated the media & its pundits in the US more than I have today.
I know no one's gonna see this 4am tweet.
But it doesn't make it less true.
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I spotted this little friend climbing the mountain today to find his own place of Zen..
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So today I found a hummingbird on the ground that had hurt itself and couldnt fly, so I tended to it, hand fed it some water, gave it some shade to cool off, and then after an hour or so it felt well enough to leave my hand and fly away.
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Yo friends.
My sister goes in for surgery Friday at noon. She has a rare heart condition so anytime shes under general anesthesia its worrying.
Any prayers or good energy sent toward Jessemyn is awesome.
Thanks.
(I'll give an update on her tomorrow evening)
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So my old neighbors somehow heard I was alone this Christmas, and dropped off some leftovers from their family feast yesterday - roast beef, sides, rolls, dips, apple pie and a beer.
The generosity of people never ceases to amaze me.
Merry Christmas, friends. 🎄❄️🍻
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What a great day this turned out to be...
* Sister is cancer free.
Everything else is gravy...
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*At the DMV getting a new drivers license. Lady clerk takes photo. Looks at it. Laughs.
Her: Let's redo that one.
Me: What's wrong?
Her: You look like a serial killer in this one.
Me:
*Retakes photo
Me: Better?
Her: Yeah. Just a murderer now, but not a serial one.
🤦🏻♂️😅
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Hard to believe I'm at a point where I can install windows up at the house, but today the first one went in. Kind of a landmark day. Time for a bourbon.
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Jesus. Just had a fucking guy try to break into my house.
I don't think he expected a giant dude with a shotgun ready to defend himself.
Luckily for him I'm cautious. And as it turns out this dumbass had the wrong address. Thought it was his buddy's house.
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Screw the media trying to divide us.
This us the real America.
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So I guess this is what turning 45 looks like today.
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While out hiking with my 12yo nephew today he spotted this gorgeous owl. He named it Orion.
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Man. I got friends with businesses in Kenosha. Fuck anyone who says this is acceptable protesting.
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Last summer I rescued a little succulent plant I found by the side of the road.
Today, in the middle of winter, it decided to bloom..
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I love this living room but I feel like dinosaurs would somehow show up..
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STOP REMAKING MOVIES
A new live-action ‘THE NEVERENDING STORY’ movie is in the works.
(Source: )
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An emergency EKG is never how one plans to spend their Friday. This sucks.
I'll post an update later.
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It ain't fancy, but it'll do for a Christmas Eve spread for a party of one. 🎄😁 Peace and joy to you all.
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My 8yo nephew & I love dragons. So he drew me one. And it's the best.
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Modern car companies need to up their design game.
This was made 75 years ago:
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Drove to a tourist town today 40min away (ski mtn area). Stopped in a high-end store there, got to talking to the owner, and they offered to display and sell my wood carvings there! So I hope to have my bears and owls and such for sale there this Fall!
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So apparently after T, naming hurricanes uses the Greek alphabet.
This is BS. What about U, V, W, X, Y, Z??
Like, wtf? That's 26% of our alphabet getting the shaft!
I want Hurricane Ultron, Voltron, Willow, Xander, Yoda, & Zuul!
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While repairing an old stone wall today, I found this buried beneath.
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Nearly done with the stonework on this section of wall
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Thrift shopping with my dad and nephews in Western North Carolina today. Of course my dad had to find a top hat. 😆
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So my state just banned plastic bags for grocery stores.
Here the thing: HALF THE STUFF IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING STORE COMES IN PLASTIC YOU COMPLETE TWATWAFFLES
So let's stop using the ONE super helpful plastic thing in the entire store and leave everything else.
Fucking idiots.
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Found these two little copper pitchers from Dorna, Portugal at the junkyard today.
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@EngageTheRebels
@RealJamesWoods
we hear about 'nogozones' in various cities in Europe, but then there's this, & u wonder why Europe keeps voting for this. can't understand
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I'm getting to the age where some cheese and sausage and some grapes feels like a proper dinner
😆
#twittersupperclub
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Took a drive this evening. Saw an old barn on side of the road so I stopped to check it out. An old man was inside. Got to chatting. Turns out he had a bunch of huge Elm and Ash logs, stored inside for 50ish years, and offered them to me for woodworking & my house!
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Spotted some ermine tracks next to the shed. It's been living under the shed for a few years, but I've never got a photo of it, so here's a pic of what they look like.
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It took a looong while but I got the last of the windows installed up at the buildsite. 10 in total. Woot!!
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Walking back from the buildsite today, enjoying the best season of the year
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As it turns out, I do NOT like being in a MRI tube. I'm not claustrophobic but that's an unpleasant place to be.
After 4 months of waiting in pain, I'm finally headed off today to get the MRI I told them I needed on day 1. Fingers crossed I get some answers about this pain by next week.
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