Students: We need more parking
SRU: Redo the entire safety building???
Students: No more parking
SRU: Construction that lasts the entire semester on Kiester???
Students: More par..
SRU: Here is a parking ticket
We extend our deepest sympathy and condolences to the parents, family and friends of Seth Weismantle. Seth passed away this morning and left our SRU community far too soon.
Best State Schools Ranked:
15. You
14. Can’t
13. Rank
12. Them
11. In Order
10. Because
9. They
8. All
7. Will
6. Give
5. You
4. A better
3. Education
2. Than IUP
1. Slippery Rock
On the 12th day of Christmas, SRU gave to me
12th in the national rankings
11 football victories
10 SRU communication emails
9 Years of construction
8 G-Hill wings
7 Dorcus hugs
6 Boozel swipes
5 COORS LIGHT PITCHERS
4 Restaurants
3 Parking spots
2 Lil bars
and 1 PSAC West title
You will be missed by our entire Rock community, Mason. Our deepest condolences and sympathies are with his family, friends and loved ones at this time.
#RockStrong
Tips for incoming SRU freshmen:
- Don’t rub any of the “Rocks” on campus for good luck
- Going to the ARC around dinner time is not gonna work out well
- Don’t blow through your flex, you’re gonna need that shit
- Get used to drinking Natty
- The wind blows in all directions
LADIES, if they:
- Have a 91% acceptance rate
- Didn’t make it to the NCAA DII Quarterfinals
- Throw crack house parties
- Have a chlamydia epidemic
- Think one weekend in March makes up for their poor academics
He’s not SRU. He’s IUP.
Let me stop you right there...
1.) You can’t see either of those places from this shot
2.) Why does the only comeback anyone from your school ever has revolves around partying?
3.) I’m glad you know both of the names though
4.) One Block Party > 100 Trashy House Parties
How about a round of applause for SRU exercise science professor Jeff Lynn, who ran 100 miles (what?!) last weekend in just over 25 hours to place 44th at the Hennepin Hundred in Illinois. Oh yea - he also did it rocking this sweet Rock Football shirt. Congrats Dr. Lynn!
*see’s Happy Bus driving by
My brain:
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Me: Flings body in front of it
This is horrible news to hear today. Everyone should feel appreciated and cared for in our SRU community.
It’s okay to hurt in times like this but it’s important to be there for one another. No one is ever alone in this fight 💚
Tis the season of finding ANY excuse not to go to class. “What’s that? The thermostat was on an odd number all night? I need to stay home and find a way to address this dilemma moving forward!”
Things that DON’T make you ugly
- acne
- being over/under weight
- scars
- stretch marks
- body hair
- thinning hair/loss
- psoriasis/eczema/rashes
- fat rolls
- amputations
- physical abnormalities
things that DO make you ugly
- Saying that IUP is academically superior to SRU
All face-to-face classes for the remainder of the spring semester will be delivered online. Check your SRU email for details. Faculty members are diligently working to bring content online before virtual classes resume March 30. Residential students will receive information soon.
Round 2:
SRU has Dorcas
SRU has Deb
SRU has the Bald Career Guy
SRU has Dr. Wilmes
SRU has Denny from GHill
SRU has Dr. Burkhart
SRU has Rogo
SRU has all season grass cutting
SRU has North Country Brewery
SRU has construction
#VivaLaRockPride
SRU has Matt Adams
SRU has Brandon Fusco
SRU has Lou Trivino
SRU has Marcus Martin
SRU has Ian Park
SRU has Alex Pantuso
SRU has Myron Brown
SRU has C. Vivian Stringer
SRU has Donnie Iris
SRU has Emily Nagle
SRU has Courtney McQuaide
SRU has Sarah Patterson
NEWS: The PSAC Board of Directors has voted to suspend athletic competition through Dec. 31. More information on the decision and the impact at SRU is available here: