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Dr. Phil is not invited to the Spring Fling. There, I said it.
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I’d give you a round of applause for that comeback but all your girls have enough clap to go around
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High School Teacher: You think I’m strict? Just wait until college.
College Professor:
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Wait a minute. You’re telling me that with as much as you make off parking citations, you still had to steal money from the university??
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Students: We need more parking
SRU: Redo the entire safety building???
Students: No more parking
SRU: Construction that lasts the entire semester on Kiester???
Students: More par..
SRU: Here is a parking ticket
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Look Rocky, everything the light touches is our kingdom.
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I know it’s only January but I nominate this guy for dick of the year 🤷🏻♂️
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Dorcas at Boozel
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Well this is extremely upsetting to hear... RIP to
@MacMiller
, here’s Mac performing at The Rock back in 2014
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What a beautiful moment of Dads sending their daughters off to IUP
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Slippery Rock won’t be the same without Boozel Deb this fall. Stay healthy queen, we’ll see you again in the spring 😢🙏
#VivaLaRockPride
💚
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We extend our deepest sympathy and condolences to the parents, family and friends of Seth Weismantle. Seth passed away this morning and left our SRU community far too soon.
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I am a:
⚪️ Man
⚪️ Woman
🔘 SRU student
Seeking:
⚪️ Men
⚪️ Women
🔘 A Chick-fil-A, Chipotle, Dunkin, literally anything at this point.
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Best State Schools Ranked:
15. You
14. Can’t
13. Rank
12. Them
11. In Order
10. Because
9. They
8. All
7. Will
6. Give
5. You
4. A better
3. Education
2. Than IUP
1. Slippery Rock
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Due to COVID-19 the spring concert will now be Dr. Behre covering Roddy Ricch songs over Zoom (unconfirmed)
#VivaLaRockPride
🦁
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On the 12th day of Christmas, SRU gave to me
12th in the national rankings
11 football victories
10 SRU communication emails
9 Years of construction
8 G-Hill wings
7 Dorcus hugs
6 Boozel swipes
5 COORS LIGHT PITCHERS
4 Restaurants
3 Parking spots
2 Lil bars
and 1 PSAC West title
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This is what happens when liberal studies have strict attendance policies
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You will be missed by our entire Rock community, Mason. Our deepest condolences and sympathies are with his family, friends and loved ones at this time.
#RockStrong
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When you get to the function and remember that you forgot to submit your assignment to the Dropbox.
#VivaLaRockPride
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Tips for incoming SRU freshmen:
- Don’t rub any of the “Rocks” on campus for good luck
- Going to the ARC around dinner time is not gonna work out well
- Don’t blow through your flex, you’re gonna need that shit
- Get used to drinking Natty
- The wind blows in all directions
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LADIES, if they:
- Have a 91% acceptance rate
- Didn’t make it to the NCAA DII Quarterfinals
- Throw crack house parties
- Have a chlamydia epidemic
- Think one weekend in March makes up for their poor academics
He’s not SRU. He’s IUP.
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prayers up for this iup student who just got hit by a car 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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Let me stop you right there...
1.) You can’t see either of those places from this shot
2.) Why does the only comeback anyone from your school ever has revolves around partying?
3.) I’m glad you know both of the names though
4.) One Block Party > 100 Trashy House Parties
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Science can straight up go fuck itself
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I am at a loss for words... 100 miles?! Holy hell, this man deserves a standing ovation. This is the coolest thing you will see today by far.
How about a round of applause for SRU exercise science professor Jeff Lynn, who ran 100 miles (what?!) last weekend in just over 25 hours to place 44th at the Hennepin Hundred in Illinois. Oh yea - he also did it rocking this sweet Rock Football shirt. Congrats Dr. Lynn!
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read the first letter of each word for a special message:
🐸☂🐱🐨 🧊☂🐼
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*see’s Happy Bus driving by
My brain:
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Me: Flings body in front of it
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1.) That’s because you’re the traphouse of the PSAC.
2.) Your entire campus doesn’t come here because they weren��t accepted here.
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Prayers up for one of our own, Officer Anthony Burke. Wishing him a healthy and speedy recovery.
A Slippery Rock graduate was one of the officers shot at the Tree of Life Synagogue on Saturday.
Read more:
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This is horrible news to hear today. Everyone should feel appreciated and cared for in our SRU community.
It’s okay to hurt in times like this but it’s important to be there for one another. No one is ever alone in this fight 💚
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Campus police after they place your parking ticket on your windshield
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retweet if your snap memories put you in your bag today 🤕
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Well, would you look at the time!
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10 | 2
9 ⊙--> IUP is trash
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Can we all take a moment to wish this good boy a Happy Birthday?? 😍
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it should be a national holiday, school is cancelled 🤷🏻♂️
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Tis the season of finding ANY excuse not to go to class. “What’s that? The thermostat was on an odd number all night? I need to stay home and find a way to address this dilemma moving forward!”
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Things that DON’T make you ugly
- acne
- being over/under weight
- scars
- stretch marks
- body hair
- thinning hair/loss
- psoriasis/eczema/rashes
- fat rolls
- amputations
- physical abnormalities
things that DO make you ugly
- Saying that IUP is academically superior to SRU
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RIP Spring 2020
All face-to-face classes for the remainder of the spring semester will be delivered online. Check your SRU email for details. Faculty members are diligently working to bring content online before virtual classes resume March 30. Residential students will receive information soon.
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Over $68,000 was raised at this years St. Jude Up Til’ 2 event!!! All proceeds are going to cancer research. 🙌🏻 You’re amazing Slippery Rock 💚
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Good morning,
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We’re In The Elite 8
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Round 2:
SRU has Dorcas
SRU has Deb
SRU has the Bald Career Guy
SRU has Dr. Wilmes
SRU has Denny from GHill
SRU has Dr. Burkhart
SRU has Rogo
SRU has all season grass cutting
SRU has North Country Brewery
SRU has construction
#VivaLaRockPride
SRU has Matt Adams
SRU has Brandon Fusco
SRU has Lou Trivino
SRU has Marcus Martin
SRU has Ian Park
SRU has Alex Pantuso
SRU has Myron Brown
SRU has C. Vivian Stringer
SRU has Donnie Iris
SRU has Emily Nagle
SRU has Courtney McQuaide
SRU has Sarah Patterson
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IUP: “Our acceptance rate is solely based on high SAT scores and academics”
Admissions:
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Slippery Rock 🏈
is 1st in the PSAC West
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“Bro I swear I’ll end up in some girls bed tonight”
@srucrushes1
lost and found. Came home to a random ass dude that let himself into my apartment. If he’s yours please claim him.
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JuJu came out on stage at the Juice WRLD concert last night and... 😂
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We love this
Watch Hoda and Jenna surprise fan Deb Mellor in Pennsylvania with a video call, flowers and a vacation!
#FlipYourFall
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sad news but at least it’ll save IUP the embarrassment this year
NEWS: The PSAC Board of Directors has voted to suspend athletic competition through Dec. 31. More information on the decision and the impact at SRU is available here:
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when you say you’re not going out but then find yourself 5 shots deep at the pregame
#VivaLaRockPride
🦁
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Yeah, let’s go ahead and stop fucking doing this. Cool? Cool.
If this was your car last night at the ivy I believe it was there & I know the names of the kids who did it, please Like this
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If you could end Covid-19 by sacrificing one part of the world where would you choose? And why Indiana, PA?
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When you find out Dorcas left Boozel and is now at Rocky’s
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It must be tough to talk all that shit and know you’re going to catch a big fat L Saturday
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When you’re just minding your business and see someone puke all over the floor at G-Hill
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