Found my hero @AldosWorldTV on twitter, used to watch this guy do overnight challenges with Walmart forts and McDonals play places. It’s been 8 years since then….the good times. Sending love from a fellow #Dragon

What am I supposed to do when my child learns that people actually do butt stuff?

@notdsanders26 (2/10 points awarded)

I would like to make a public service announcement involving the assassination and human mutalation of Baby Gronk. First person to bring me his lifeless body parts gets whatever is left in my bank account.

Everybody act healthy till they see a hot pocket come out of the air fryer. #HotPocketWednesday

A message to Kadarius Toney: Next time you strangle someone, Deny deny deny. Also can we get lunch sometime you seem hella chill.

@boobfan69420 @notdsanders26 Tail

Squatchussy

@JacksPizza My love, you know me too well

If I had a nickel for every legend that has the initials MJ, I’d have 2 nickels. That’s not a lot, but it’s weird that there’s two of them.

These twinks in my group agreed that Zyns should be illegal because they “make you throw up” and cause cancer. Sure kids, keep taking notes for me and lmk when ur done with the project.

What Chatgpt kinda…

My well of Double stuffed Oreos has gone dry. Kill me now.

Yo I gotta chill I pissed like 13 times today #HydratedAF

@LSDizynali Everyone forgets the Modern Cinematic Masterpiece that is Kevin James on a Segway taking down baddies guys in Vegas.

Threw another Jacks pizza in the oven.

My gorgeous Marketing TA showed some of the most insane cleavage I’ve ever seen to me and @EJWalters43 this morning, she knew exactly what she was doing. See you at the bar sweetheart we both know you weren’t wearing a bra on purpose, thanks for answering my hand raise!

Watching Prime Megan Fox before class this morning to help set the mood. It’s the little things.

Do NOT take an edible and watch Bob Esponja, Squiward’s big ass nose is making me feel touchy.

School boring af