Joe Hart should be on pundit panels more often. Gives some really good insights and his posture is incredible

@terrywaite If you fancy some top level over 40s footy, we’re at home (longbenton) to Boro next Saturday

Why would Tom Brady give up the Super Bowl to travel thousands of miles to watch a League One team that he’s invested 3.3 pence in?

@lufcMM0 I live up there. My WhatsApp groups are a disgrace

The Coventry commentary just called Matt Grimes “the best midfielder in the league” #lufc

Of course Solomon is mates with Lampard

@GrahamSmyth in theory, how many doors would Brenden Aaronson have to hold open for you tonight to get over a 5.0?

A league one/two number 10 instead of Aaronson and this game would be 0-6 #lufc

We currently have a 15-0 aggregate scoreline across our last 5 and a half games. Whoah. #lufc

Tanaka is about as good as the championship has ever seen. Not quite a “the streets will remember” type, but the purists will. #lufc

They’re trying to press high and we have the ability to break lines with punched passes. However those passes go to Aaronson and the move is fucking wasted. #lufc

13 minutes of watching the ball either bounce off Aaronson, him fall over or pick the wrong pass, really makes the reluctance to get a number 10 stand out. #lufc

Frank Lampard had the TV cameras moved to the opposite side of the pitch from the dugouts so that his bald patch doesn’t show. Again. #lufc

@TheRatmanVirus Amy, just stop. You’re embarrassing yourself. Also, free Palestine.

@netflix Will watch 1 second of it so I can click the “not for me” tab. Hopefully you and her will eventually take the hint.

Binary FC have won again

Newcastle fans when they hear the words “Arsenal have submitted a deal sheet”

@GrahamSmyth Misplaced arrogance. Tough run of fixtures coming up and another dimension to our play would’ve made them slightly easier. Missed opportunity

I don’t buy the “we’ll only enter the market for players better than we have” bullshit. We need different options. So many times we can see how a game’s going to pan out after 15 mins. Buy an option that can mix that up. Doesn’t have to be a world beater, just different! #lufc