Barry
@BarryBadKnees
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Yorkshireman. Widow of Bielsa. Ageing footballer.
Newcastle Upon Tyne, England
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@Ciara87C
Goodness me, he’s outrageously handsome. Well done for unlocking your account for this. Deserves to be amplified
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We’ve seen Jeremy Corbyn’s response to what’s happening in the Middle East and it’s the only sane, balanced response from any “leader” in the UK. They’re all still fucking petrified of him.
#bbcqt
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Newcastle interested in Jack Harrison shows a complete lack of knowledge and ambition. They mustn’t know about Helder Costa returning from loan who is 5 times the player of Harrison and the same price! Nobody tell them though. 🤫
#lufc
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Nobody should smile when they hear about Derby County’s relegation as a result of penalties for years of financial mismanagement.
You need to remember the fans and players in all this. So that smile should be a long, loud laugh.
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After taking Derby from 6th to 6th and Chelsea from 3rd to 4th, Frank Lampard must be relieved that he can’t do any worse than taking over Norwich 20th position.
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On this day last year, Leeds beat West Brom 4-0 and I thought promotion was back on and almost a formality. In the next 11 games we won 5, lost 5 and drew 1. That’s why I’m keeping my feet firmly on the ground.
#lufc
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It’s bullshit, he’s a man of fighting age. Where are the women? Where are the children? Why doesn’t he stay and fight for his country?! He’s an economic migrant. America is full.
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It’s the fucking arrogance of it all. The arrogance of talking about Europe after the first season. The arrogance of thinking we’d buy the fact that Marsch is a natural successor to Bielsa’s style. The arrogance of trying to get away with the JKA deal. The arrogance of trying
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I reckon Ben White and Raheem Sterling had a warning that this was going to happen
Let Me Entertain You: Robbie Williams plays World Cup gig for England squad
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Ched Evans there, protesting his evidence to the referee. Perhaps he should get his family to abuse the ref online and get his lawyers to drag up all his past sexual partners?
#fleeve
#CARABOACUP
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@KuntsChristmas
@NevilleSouthall
@supertanskiii
Ah lads, she’s not it. What’s next, Russ in Cheshire doing a rap?
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The Harry Kane transfer saga reminds me of this amazing
@squires_david
cartoon after his city move fell through. I chuckle about this weekly!
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@TheSquareBall
in case you missed it tonight. Owls playing 10 men Rotherham at home. 1-1 in the 97 min, they win a corner. Chance to win it. Izzy Brown to take it and to make himself a hero...!
Up steps Brown....Hits the first man and Rotherham go down the other end and score!
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#nufc
fans booing and England player that almost has his leg snapped by a disgusting thug. Ah, they'll certainly be missed in the prem.
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Fucking hell. I accidentally had my fridge open then when Theresa May smiled and all my milk went sour. 😔
#BattleForNumber10
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Here’s a very visual reminder that Stephen Yaxley-Lennon’s anger all stems from him being 5ft6. You can change your name, you shit, but you will always be short.
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In a world of differing opinions, points of view and cultures, the only thing that is universally agreed upon, is that Todd Cantwell is a wanker.
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I hope whoever floated the idea of sacking Bielsa after defeats to Champions League teams with an injured championship squad gets raw sewage splashed up their leg with every wobbly paving slab they step on. Fuck off.
#lufc
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Vicky Pattison just appeared on
#SundayBrunch
and my 20 month old daughter casually walked over and turned the TV off. Superb.
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@ko_kiano
@TheSquareBall
The very rare sight of Marcelo Bielsa being the best dressed in any group of people.
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Fucking Bastille. The slowed down, tuneless, breathy cover versions on Christmas adverts are disgusting at the best of times, but to add fucking Bastille is peak wanker Christmas.
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was impossible. The arrogance in the programme notes. The arrogance on twitter. The arrogance of the stadium plans. The arrogance of the club badge. The arrogance of the kit choices & designs. The arrogance of the sponsor choice. The arrogance of the Myanmar tour.
Fuck ‘em.
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to sign the likes of Gakpo et al for a relegation scrap. The arrogance of thinking the world’s hottest managers would leave their clubs and join a relegation scrap. The arrogance of shushing the fans after scraping past a newly promoted club. The arrogance of saying relegation
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@HarveyLindsay
Translated: "I copied a tweet people did from years ago and it somehow got loads of likes, so I hoped It would up my instagram followers"
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@AyoCaesar
It’s at 2:24 before she mentions “genocide” (with an eye roll I may add). It seems like she’s all up for boycotting things, like not banking at all specific bank, but once it affects middle class twee events, that’s where she (and Osman) draw the line.
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@KathyBurke
Yeah, no thanks Kathy.
Love you and and I know you’re not going to have guests that please everyone, but in the current climate, this is a mishit.
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Imagine if Wilder goes back into the changing room at full time and Mason Holgate is sat there in his pants eating a sandwich 😡
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My wife’s colleague won £127k on the euromillions this week so quit his job. That’s surely not enough to quit, right? Unless you hate your job. It got me thinking what my number would be and now I’m depressed.
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(Bobby Madley on the phone to his lawyer)
B: "People are saying I interfere with dogs and I want to sue them"
L: "Don't worry mate, I've dealt with many cases like this"
B "Win a lot?"
L: "Mate, you're obsessed"
#bobbymadley
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Ugh, I can't stand Little Mix. They're just so....hang on, "Black Magic" is on the radio, so I need to sing along. Brb.
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Since the Peppa Pig series finished, Daddy Pig has become a successful food critic.
#MasterChef
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You have to hand it to Sam Fender. Uninterested in football but managed to position himself front and centre of the Saudi Newcastle takeover party. Seems to be at odds with what he sings about, but rides the wave to get two sold out stadium gigs! Some grift! 👏
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Wayne Hennessey is the logical choice to take over from Gary Linekar on Match of the Day, since he’s never even heard of Nazis
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@RealKav_P
In many ways, today’s was the best one. He genuinely thought he was above it all and he couldn’t possibly be milkshaked. He even held his little rally literally outside Shakeaholic for fuck’s sake! A shop that exclusively sells milkshakes!
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Openly gay or not, you have to admire anyone who's worked their way up from erecting fences to being High Court Judge.
#Brexit
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@DaftLimmy
It’ll be the same people who send in “cheers Tim, cheers Simon” videos in to Sunday Brunch
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Confronted a 93yr old woman to ask why her generation has fucked us over. Said it was nothing to do with her. A mealy mouthed reply.
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@Max_LUFC
Rodrigo in the back of the car: “lads I thought we were off to the airport!?”
Orta: “Taking a detour, son. TO ROME, DRIVER!”
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Serious question: After the
#MarineA
ruling, will the CPS now revisit all murder convictions where the murderer was "stressed"?
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Can anyone who’s good with photoshop create me a picture of Harambe (in heaven) looking delighted that the Sycamore Gap tree’s just turned up?
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@Barcajim3
@maxrushden
Best way is to wait until the ref’s book is out and say you’ll point to it because it’s hard to spell.
“There I am ref, number 6, Lee Jones”
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@StarbuckToby
Fair. And it’s one of the many reasons that’s where my vote is going when the time comes
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I’m on holiday and my wife has dressed me like the little German boy off The Simpson’s.
“Don’t make me run, I’m full of chocolate”
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Get your Game of Thrones name:
Mother's Maiden name = First Name
Long Card Number = Surname
3 Digit Security Number = House
Go!
#GOT
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@bglendenning
This was all a very, very funny piece of podcasting. Momentarily lifted me from a pit of despair from the result
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“Tommy, you have successfully gathered 6 crystals, which equates to 30 seconds in the poppy dome. Good luck!”
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Whilst she is still be trawled out on TV chat shows, it’s worth remembering that to keep her place on a reality show, Vicky Pattison bullied a girl so badly, the girl’s hair fell out. She hit another with a stiletto and spat in someone’s face.
#SundayBrunch
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For the last 20 years, I’ve smoked between 10 and 20 cigarettes a day, everyday.
Today marks 4 weeks since my last one.
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Did this yesterday and to say I’ve never done anything like it before, I right enjoyed it.
Only ran 10k or more a handful of times and never got under 50 mins, so pretty chuffed. I was the fastest Barry and I think the only Leeds Utd top.
#GreatNorth10k
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@PhilHay_
@TheAthleticFC
Good luck to him, shame it didn’t work out. Nice kid and a great footballer. Had too much expectation for a young lad coming back from a bad injury
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Hey
@DanMoylan
and
@TheSquareBall
, I’m sure it hasn’t escaped your attention, that in our last 5 league games, we’ve scored 8 goals and got 8 points. Makes you think.
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Rumours that the new Leeds Manager is requesting a Frozen dressing up box as part of his contract. So he can say to his assistant, “you can be Anna and I’ll Bielsa”
#LUFC
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I’m 40 this year and have only just discovered that you don’t have to use the little card the hotel gives you, to keep the electrics on! 🤯
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@BriefcaseFFC
@KuntsChristmas
@NevilleSouthall
@supertanskiii
@RussInCheshire
I hope he sees this for you mate, I really do. He might give you a like, a follow and even add you as a character in his sex blog! 🤩
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Just met Idris Elba in the flesh. He’s an incredibly handsome big man.
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@barney___21
@LUFC
@stonewalluk
I’m looking for the first “ramming it down our throats” comment that homophobes seem so obsessed with
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I, for one, am delighted we "took back control".
As we watch less than 2% of the population choose the next PM, from pre-selected maniacs.
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Just beautiful this.
@Aiannucci
couldn’t have written satire as good as the final tweet.
(Chef finger kiss)
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@BeardedGenius
If I were to choose Marcelo Bielsa, would I be allowed an extra seat for his interpreter? He’d be happy to stand I’m sure, but Marcelo wouldn’t be happy to make him. In fact he’d be uncomfortable at any kind of rule bending and likely put a downer on the whole evening. Never mind
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I’m only still watching Tipping Point in the hope that Sally somehow falls into the machine’s mechanism. So fucking annoying.
#tippingpoint
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@AdamPritchard82
@JimMFelton
@Conservatives
@KFC_UKI
And how do they get JFC from Totally Spineless Chicken?
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Hugged the wife this AM as I left for work & she called me her rock. I said “you should smell what I’m cooking”. She didn’t understand, so I repeated. Still nowt, so I irritatingly explained which didn’t help, so 30 secs later we’re calling each other twats as I slammed the door.
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