Sex is great, but have you ever been playing a board game with people, and nobody even gives a fuck about the game, but you play for 8-9 hours loving the conversation while drinking mimosas at 9pm because it started out as brunch.
Someone told me I talk about dick a lot, am I sure I’m not gay… straight men talk about sucking dick more than gay men and it’s not even close, change my mind
If y’all want to know how to get banned on social media accounts, I’m ya boi. I will be hosting a Ted talk here soon about how to make a 20 year old behind a desk in some social media headquarters somewhere obsessed with you.
#number1fan
#worksforthecompany
#GFC
Now this mother fucker is on my desk… he’s well aware he’s not allowed on my desk… but he could’ve died… so he gets a day … ONE FUCKING DAY… ungrateful piece of shit… unrelated, merch link in bio or whatever
I have no fucking clue how this app works… dead ass went to the tab on the far left and the first thing to pop up was a dude that I hope was making donuts, because my boys face was covered in glaze. I’ll check back in once I’ve discovered how to navigate
Lady walks to the end of a long hallway where I’m at waiting for an elevator… this bitch looks at me, knowing I’ve been waiting for an elevator and says “did you press the button?” And then presses the ILLUMINATED call button… no bitch I’m just admiring the architecture
those who are asking why Amouranth talked about her private business on stream and did not keep it behind closed doors is probably because...idk, she was legit scared you dumb fucks.
I’m late to the party but the new Batman was trash lol… congratulations DC for making a Batman I’d have a chance of fucking up emotionally, dark night remains the bees knees.
If the federal government gives up power I always like it… but ladies, idk where to draw the line, I just know it’s not up to me for what you do with your body and it’s as simple as that, y’all fight each other I’m going to get a shot.
I may just be a glorified T-shirt salesman that some folks don’t like… but to them I say, “your girl, mom, and dad watch my content, I’m a family man, get them a GFC shirt for their birthday.”
#twitch
#tiktok
#insta
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