bari⭐
@BariAstralis
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my friend recorded every lovejoy song so a thread of what I haven’t posted:.
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actor au where Tommy is a famous child actor currently stuck on a bad set. The director hates him, despite Tommy being the most recognisable out of the cast. Given less screen time and dialogue. But then someone new is added to the production crew. Wilbur Soot, +.
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oh it’s over for me I fear. i signed up to the creative writing society at my uni and was asked about book ideas so I explained His curse of binding. someone said they’ve read something familiar. AND NAHH THEY KNOW THEY KEPT LOOKING AT ME.
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NO… NOOOOO. the person in my class whos ao3 emails came on up during their presentation a week ago. THEY READ MY FICS.
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c!crimeboys goes from:. “ahaha don’t k!ll yourself ur my brother” . to. “I was born in Utah”.
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au where long-term foster kid Tommy tries his hardest to get Phil to call him his son. He copies things Techno and Wilbur do with their dad. He does anything to fit in. Yet, to no avail. But really, Phil refrains from doing so because he thinks it’ll make Tommy uncomfortable.
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He reads: . “We’re like brothers.” . “I will just cry.”. And then he realises he never asked Wilbur what his role was on set. He’s the new writer.
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actor au where there’s a scene that hits too close to home for Tommy. Techno shouts things he’s heard before. and Tommy cries. but everyone thinks he’s improvising. they congratulate him, tell me that the take is done so he can stop now. yet really, he’s breaking down.
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normalise making fun of fic!sbi whenever you introduce their outfits in Tommy’s pov.
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sports au where Tommy is a swimmer, training for the Olympics but he hates it. he hates how the chlorine irritates his skin, it blocks his nose and he can never breathe properly. he misses things his classmates go to, the parties, school events and even parents evening. .
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who‘s always in Techno’s van and helps Phil with his lines. Tommy begins to hang out with him during his breaks. They joke with each other, tease and laugh. (Wilbur has a special laugh just cor him). Most pranks on set are because of the two.
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anyway so news: my ao3 has been deleted and all my works orphaned !!! lovely !!! I did not do this and have emailed ao3 many many times to no response !!.
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Wilbur is who Tommy goes to when he needs to vent about the pressure from having fame at such a young age and the struggle of not being taken seriously for his age too. He’s met with advice, comforting smiles and a hug that he replays in his head for the next week straight.
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And soon after, Tommy gets more lines on the show. More screen time and good dialogue. He starts to enjoy it, as the director doesn’t interfere with him as much. But then one day, some of the lines in the script are familiar to him. It’s something he said to Wilbur in private.
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I was going through lovejoy videos and throwback to when Wilbur asked Tommy in the crowd how far he travelled for this concert
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thread of all fics i have written!! . (orphaned but they're mine).
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I keep going on about this actor au but: the director puts in sensitive things for Tommy’s character to go through knowing it has directly affected Tommy priorly in his life. just to get an honest and emotional reaction from him when he acts. and then techno finds out.
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this entire thing is more evidence that Jack Manifold should be an actual interviewer.
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this foster fic i'm planning,, wilbur is a witch, tommy has elemental powers and phil is a literal deity. but techno is a regular guy with swords. he outsells everyone else still.
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just thinking but an angelduo au where Tommy is an intern at a wildlife sanctuary and he’s an avian. and his boss (Phil) is an avian and neither knows the other knows so it’s just them suppressing their instincts and being dumb for the entire thing.
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heist au where wilbur blows their cover to save techno from danger, inadvertently getting himself injured, then hiding said injury. and then there’s shouting after the heist fails. techno’s concerned yells that he shouldn’t have done that, that he would’ve been fine without.
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new fic!.- kid tommy, dadbur.- hurt/comfort.- 1.8k oneshot. Link in replies!
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expect an entire fanfiction from me solely of sticky notes bc how did I not know THIS WAS A THING
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au where artist Tommy’s creativity is limited by his school and he’s losing love for it. and all it takes for him to love it again is his supply teacher, Wilbur Soot, who finally lets him do whatever he wants to do.
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new fic!.- crimeboys actor au with vampires.- fluff, no angst .- 4k words. Link in replies!
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so quick update: as my ao3 account has been deleted by a third unknown party (aka NOT ME the fuck) and all works orphaned, I’m gonna make a new account when the invitation gets to me and probably reupload stuff that were multichaps as I have no way of updating them anymore.
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ok hear me out. kingsguard techno “the blade” who serves a kingdom he does not support. tommy, a legitimised bastard, heir to the throne, who’s own birthright puts him in danger from the legitimate family claims to the throne. invasion/revolt time and Techno escaping, taking-.
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au where foster kid tommy is told the next people to pick him up will be his new foster family and he takes the “pick up” literally. as in, he’s accidentally abducted by aliens when caught in the crossfire of a robbery. and now he thinks these aliens are his new foster family.
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one thing i love about writing fanfiction is that i dont have to clarify what these characters look like bc introducing that in original fiction is so awkward.
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there’s someone with techno merch in the middle of nowhere. like, I’m at a countryside bootsale in a random field at 7am and we just nodded at each other bc I’m wearing wilburs merch lmao.
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5+1 angelduo fic with foster kid tommy!.- hurt/comfort.- 5.7k words. Link in replies!
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MY COUSIN IS A TECHNO FAN ??? HES WEARING MERCH AT CHRISTMAS DINNER.
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au where Tommy is an intern at a hospital and steals supplies for himself and others. then one day he finds Phil breaking into the department and assumes he needs supplies so keeps letting him in. but no, Phil is a vampire who’s stealing blood bags instead.
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foster fics when there’s a misunderstanding and Tommy messes up, runs and returns home thinking that his social worker is already there to take him away but really it’s SBI waiting, worried sick bc they thought he wouldn’t come back and they love him and—.
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I didn’t show the instrumental beginning of You’ll Understand When You’re Older !!
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HELPP MY BOSS IS GONNA LET ME WATCH THE LORE STREAM AS I WORK😭😭.
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but he has to stick to it. because what else is he good at? this is all he’s worked for, so many years, aches and strains for this and he can’t give it up. his coach sees he’s struggling, gives him comforting words but it’s not enough for him to fall in love with it all again.
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does anyone have sbi hero fic rec’s that include identity reveal… pls😭😭.
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to complete the thread.
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his competitors too, they notice it. Tommy’s silence in the changing rooms, his lack of loud jokes and bothersome jabs. yet then there’s a new lifeguard for the days Tommy swims without his team. Wilbur or something, is his name, and he won’t leave Tommy alone.
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slowly, through a lifeguard who does /anything/ but his job, Tommy falls in love with swimming again.
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needed to unmute all the dsmp terms for this, it’s that serious.
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there’s times during his laps where a whistle is blown, a disruption that messes with Tommy’s routine. coincidentally, it’s always at points where he’s most out of breath—moments where he just wants to stop and rest. Tommy doesn’t notice the pattern at first.
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still cant believe I had my first day of uni, someone deleted my ao3 account and my brother got run over (he is fine) all in the same 24 hours.
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who claps (though mockingly) when Tommy manages to put an end to his training for the day before he strains a muscle. he doesn’t feel sad anymore about missing school event because he has Wilbur here instead to be his friend. to take Tommy to things after his shift ends.
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he begins to talk to this lifeguard. first with an annoyed shout, telling Wilbur to stop with the fucking whistling, that Tommy’s the only one in this part of the pool and is fine. then he sees the man slip as he climbs down the lifeguard chair and his laughter starts.
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ok so maybe it’s fine someone else just admitted to writing percy Jackson fanfiction before the meeting ended.
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a weird friendship between them. an exchange of laughs for when Wilbur drops the cleaning pole in the pool, or when Tommy gets those ring indents around his eyes from his goggles. with each laugh and conversation, there is a break in Tommy’s training.
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over time, he’s less out of breath, his nose not blocked after he uses the nose plug Wilbur gives him, and his skin is better after Wilbur’s moisturiser too. swimming begins to be more fun when there’s someone watching out for him, someone impressed with his laps and.
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the only way I’m getting through this panel is watching tubbo and Tommy’s reaction💀.
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villain sbi and civilian tommy fic!. gift for @Twi_stormcat . - identity reveal.- angst with happy ending.- 10k+ words. Link in replies!
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I just got the most ominous comment ever on ao3 the fuck. by a full stop too😭
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nothing on my mind, just villain tommy who does what he sees as right even if it doesn’t abide by the law. and hero Wilbur who’s stuck following that same organisation’s law despite not agreeing with it. then villain crimeboys.
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how do I write an au set in America,,, I DONT KNOW AMERICA ??? idc im putting a Tesco’s in it, fuck USA shops.
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posting 5+1 foster angelduo fic later this evening! reply to be on a tag list!!
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