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1h planets/rulers and cheat code for your body, a thread— Sun 🌞 —vitamin D, iodine, solar plexus/core work like Pilates. I never got the abs I wanted until the age of 34–that’s when my vitamin D levels were tested for the first time and they barely registered! 50,000 iu of D3
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@schmoo6666 @shreemastrology My future wedding song 🥰
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@TwinkTheory It’s not called divorce dust for nothing 😃
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@boredwriter1 I learned the long and difficult way that ketu can be cancelled out by Rahu (and vice versa). I personally implement this successfully. Also helpful is to strengthen a planet conjunct ketu if it’s a benefic (for your chart or a saumya graha)
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@FOXLA 🥺🐾 is this a private citizen that’s been caring for them and not a rescue? If so, good! Rescues in Los Angeles are shady and will just sell the dogs at a markup to celebs and influencers
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@kanyewest Yeah your wife’s doctor is incompetent (I mean that was obvious for many reasons). This is textbook Bipolar I manic episode
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@shreyabasu003 Not all post offices are equal. You’ve got to find one with girls who love to talk astrology and crystals (shout out to Beverly Hills usps)
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@disclosetv Wait until you hear about male and female faucet adapters and pyrite stones
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@schmoo6666 I didn’t even move in after I got engaged 😁
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@yeunrlsd He is literally a textbook Bipolar 1 from the DSM. Stop calling everyone “autistic”—it doesn’t just mean special and misunderstood
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@TwinkTheory It’s the life he dreamed of as a little girl playing with his Barbie dolls 💜
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@0ccultbot I love how he’s a dragon but his face is just some exasperated dude named Phil
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@FOXLA Or maybe, knowing the connection between mold exposure and CFS, people forced to stay in unhealthy homes due to lockdown developed it from that
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@FOXLA Or just a blood sugar balancing diet, exercise and no drugs 🙄
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@hamill_law My nurse’s father, who was a firefighter for over 20 years (and still healthy) says it boils down to if you can smell smoke/chemicals in the air. If you can smell it, don’t breathe it. If you can’t, you’re fine.
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@realoverheardla You know, Lil Kim. Renowned rapper and weather deity.
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@ChefGruel @RobertKennedyJr Of course prop 12 is making the price and shortages worse in CA. It’s nothing like that in Miami
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@FOXLA *Yawns in California*
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