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BREAKING:
Nebraska will bring back balloons and the student section sign Saturday night when they play Colorado.
First reported by
@CTESPNnebraska
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BREAKING:
Matt Rhule has named Heinrich Haarberg the starting QB for the
#Huskers
vs NIU.
“All we told him was, you don’t have to win the game for us… just don’t lose the game for us.”
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BREAKING NEWS: 2024 & 3⭐️ WR Isaiah McMorris commits to Nebraska.
“I’m staying home and ready to run the Big Ten with Danny.”
#huskers
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BREAKING:
#Huskers
to play Wisconsin at Lambeau Field in 2026.
via Sean CaIIahan (HuskerOnIine)
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After landing a 4⭐️ WR out of Miami,
#Huskers
WR Coach Garret McGuire had some words for the haters:
“I think people will shut up about my age now.”
via Sean Callahan
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BREAKING NEWS:
2024 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ TE Carter Nelson out of Ainsworth, NE has committed to the
#Huskers
via
@Mike_Sautter_
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BREAKING:
Matt Rhule announced today that Heinrich Haarberg will start vs Louisiana Tech.
#huskers
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BREAKING:
Matt Rhule has named Dylan Raiola the starting QB at Nebraska. The true freshman who grew up a Husker will lead the scarlet and cream this year.
“We believe got the best QB in the county. He’s our guy.” - Matt Rhule
First reported by
@CTESPNnebraska
#LincolnBCT
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SOURCES:
Former
#Huskers
LB
@_willcompton
will be joining the staff as a Graduate Assistant.
First reported by Sean CaIIahan at HuskerOnIine
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“Are you pro trump or pro Harris”
I’m pro Nebraska making the College Football Playoff
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BREAKING:
Runza and
#Huskers
QB Heinrich Haarberg announce NIL Deal.
The promotion will be called the “HaarBURGER Combo”.
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BREAKING:
Former Ohio State Buckeye quarterback Kyle McCord will transfer to the
#Huskers
.
First Reported by Sean Callahan
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SOURCES:
Nebraska native and Wisconsin PG Chucky Hepburn is expected to enter the transfer portal.
“The Big Red is his preferred landing spot.” - source close to Hepburn.
Could Chucky be coming home?
First reported by
@HuskerOLine
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BREAKING:
The Huskers are said to have landed a commitment from 5⭐️ OL David Sanders Jr. Thanks to a RECORD BREAKING deal from 1890 Nebraska.
“I’m coming home.”
First reported by HuskerOLine
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SOURCES:
1890 Nebraska is believed to have ASTRONOMICALLY outbid Tennessee’s NIL for David Sanders Jr.
“It wasn’t even close. The SEC isn’t ready for Nebraska Money.” - Matt Davidson
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BREAKING:
Sources close to the situation say that the Huskers are set to land 5⭐️ WR & No. 1 ATH, Michael Terry III.
First reported by
@HuskerOLine
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Me when I see Dylan Raiola complete that first pass of the year
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ISIS has a new leader. We know exactly who he is!
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BREAKING NEWS:
Carter Nelson a ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ TE out of Ainsworth, NE is STAYING home and he takes a shot at all the kids leaving the state.
#huskers
via
@Mike_Sautter_
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BREAKING:
To land Ohio State transfer QB Kyle McCord, Nebraska’s
@1890Initiative
has secured NIL deal with
@HondaofLincoln
.
The “HONDA McCord” deal will start in 2024 for one year at around $690,000.
First reported by HuskerOLine
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SOURCES:
Donald Trump is said to be a HUGE fan of Dylan Raiola. “That kid can sling it. Not as great as I did but a guy his size, we can do anything”
First reported by
@CTESPNnebraska
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BREAKING:
Former Colorado RB Dylan Edwards is N!
Edwards will transfer to the Huskers for a $2.1 million NIL deal and will play his former team this September in Lincoln.
First Reported by
@HuskerOLine
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Rhule after leading Nebraska to its first bowl game in forever
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BREAKING:
Sources close to the Iron N have stated that Nebraska’s Student section will bring out a special banner for CU vs Huskers
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SOURCES:
With Brett Bielema coming to town, buffets in Lincoln have been told by the
@bigten
to “double up” and “prepare for the worst”.
First reported by
@HuskerOLine
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SOURCES:
#Huskers
Volleyball Coach John Cook announced plans for state of the art breakfast facility to be built on the Devaney Center campus by end of 2023.
First reported by Sean CaIIahan at HuskerOnIine
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BREAKING:
A photo of the shooter has been released
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BREAKING:
Former Millard North star, Hunter Sallis will enter the transfer portal. Sallis averaged 18 points this last year.
Hunter will sign a record breaking $2.1 million NIL deal with
@NEGameandParks
& the Nebraska Hunters Association to come and play for the Huskers.
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Me when my daughter asks me why she’s named Dylan Raiola
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Just saw Husker baseball player Josh Caron heading to practice
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Me when the Huskers are in defense at Memorial Stadium
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SOURCES:
5⭐️ QB Dylan Raiola will announce his commitment tonight after the volleyball game.
Railola & family have the “upmost respect for Coach Cook and his program” and will let the girls have their moment.
First reported by HuskerOLine
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BREAKING:
Matt Rhule says that Heinrich Haarberg will start for the
#Huskere
vs Illinois this Friday night.
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I decided to do my Huskers Road to Glory during the 90s and guess what happened
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For those wondering why Husker QB Jeff Sims isn’t OFFICIALLY in the transfer portal.
Our sources have confirmed that he did indeed fumble the paperwork:
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SOURCES:
Kyle McCord will reportedly receive $1.69 MILLION in NIL compensation to play QB at Nebraska.
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Coach totally a shoota
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“We know where TE U is” -
#Huskers
TE Thomas Fidone when asked about Nebraska’s tight end room.
via Sean Callahan
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Wake up bitches, it’s time for some Big Ten Media Days
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BREAKING:
@DesmondHoward
will no longer be on your television every Saturday this fall.
via
@ESPNPR
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Me after beating the shit out of a 5th grader from Colorado on CFB25
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#Huskers
head coach Matt Rhule got creative when asked about Cornhusker Juan.
“You can’t please everyJUAN.”
via Sean CaIIahan
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SOURCES:
#Huskers
Football coach Matt Rhule has reportedly restored Women’s Rights at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln.
via Sean CaIIahan at HuskerOnIine
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BREAKING:
Ohio State’s Julian Flemming is N!
Fleming was a 5⭐️ in the 2020 class and is considered a package deal with QB Kyle McCord.
First reported by HuskerOLine
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BREAKING:
Casey Samuelson (
@HawksChronicles
), a longtime douche bag & widely known for having a small wiener has been officially been banned from Twitter.
First reported by
@Nebraska_Prod
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Me when I see Dylan Raiola complete a pass tomorrow:
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SOURCES:
Matt Rhule will take over offensive play calling duties from Marcus Satterfield vs NIU.
#huskers
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Nebraska basketball fans figuring out how Hoiberg can land Frankie Fidler, Chucky Hepburn and William Kyle III
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@On3Recruits
@ChadSimmons_
@samspiegs
@RustyMansell_
@JeremyO_Johnson
He’s gone to more high schools than colleges he visited during his recruitment
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“Saturday isn’t going to be take your son to work day. I can’t wait to watch the Blackshirts expose him and his daddy in Boulder.”
#Huskers
HC Matt RhuIe on Deion & Sheduer Sanders.
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Former
#Huskers
RB Damon Benning complimented Matt Rhule for embracing the fans & media since taking over in Lincoln.
“I’m not used to getting this close to a Husker (head football) coach.”
via Hurrdat Sports
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BREAKING:
Matt Rhule will hire former Huskers assistant
@Coach_BillBusch
as DB coach to replace Evan Cooper who recently resigned.
“I just had to get away from Sipple.” Busch on why he’s coming out of retirement to help Nebraska.
First reported by HuskerOLine
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BREAKING:
The
#1
QB prospect in the nation Dylan Raiola has FLIPPED from Georgia to the Huskers.
Raiola is expected to make $1.420 MILLION as a freshman at Nebraska.
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SOURCES:
More people showed up to my great-uncle’s funeral than to greet David Sanders Jr. in Tennessee
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BREAKING:
Iowa’s Football to be investigated for tampering by the NCAA.
First Reported by
@HawksChronicles
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The infamous “Cornhusker Juan” spoke with a reporter and he had a message for the haters out there.
“Doesn’t mean I can’t act like Juan (a b*tch).”
via Sean CaIIahan at HuskerOnIine
#huskers
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BREAKING:
Nebraska’s special teams coach Ed Foley (retarded) has been relieved of his duties at Nebraska.
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BREAKING:
Matt Rhule speaks on recent recruiting news on the Pat McAfee Show
“We’re fucking back, baby!”
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After stealing a ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ recruit from Miami,
#Huskers
head coach Matt Rhule had some words for the “305”.
via Sean CaIIahan
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SOURCES:
Dominic Raiola’s balls will be inducted into the Nebraska Football Hall of Fame later this year.
First reported by
@CTESPNnebraska
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SOURCES:
Colorado QB
@ShedeurSanders
is QUESTIONABLE tonight vs NDSU
“We can’t seem to find a nut cup small enough for him.” - Colorado Equipment Manager.
First reported by
@dalvinthetruth
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@B1Gfootball
@UCLAFootball
@uscfb
@UW_Football
@oregonfootball
@bigten
We wanted a map commercial not this
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The
#Huskers
coach was asked about Deion Sanders and this is what he had to say:
“Prime spent his off-season making commercials. We spent ours watching film…. We plan to do America a favor and shut him and his pretty boy son up this weekend.”
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#Huskers
TE Thomas Fidone spoke with Sean CaIIahan from HuskerOnIine and had a message for the “haters”.
“…I just can’t wait to prove ‘JUAN’ (one) pussy wrong this fall.”
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@dannykanell
Hey Danny, if you weren’t getting paid, would you still stay at your job and work?
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Me on College Football 25 vs a random 12 year old who thinks playing with Colorado is cool
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BREAKING:
Nebraska has hired former Patriots head coach Bill Belichick to an advisory role.
The NFL legend will advise the Blackshirts this year for the Huskers.
First Reported by
@HuskerOLine
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The answer is easy.
Who are you building your franchise around the next 15 years?
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SOURCES:
Huskers AD Troy Dannen has informed university officials that
@OmahaHKY
will merge with UNL in 2025.
FIRST LOOK:
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SOURCES:
After hearing about a ton of “snow” in Lincoln, Scott Frost has been spotted.
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@On3Recruits
@SWiltfong_
@Volquest_On3
@AustinPriceless
@Brent_Hubbs
@GrantRamey
@_Cainer
@matt_ray_
@CharlesPower
@josh_newberg
Fong don’t know shit.
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