Mlamli Baliso
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ATTORNEY OF THE HIGH COURT. I’M NOT MUCH BUT I’M EVERYTHING I AM BECAUSE GOD LOVES ME 🙌🏼 KINDNESS IS DOPE 👌🏼 NO DMS FOR TRADING AND LEGAL ADVICE PLEASE 🙏🏻
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Apparently the CPUT student that was stabbed multiple times is reportedly on the mend, she has survived surgery and is even speaking now. Praise be to God 🙌🏼
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My friend unprovoked just delivered tons of fruit for me ….AGAIN ❤️
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FNB maara, 9 year old has a kiddies account at FNB,the child manages to raise R142 in notes and coins,she cant deposit on the atm cause there are coins,she deposits R142 inside and FNB charges her R85 for that deposit in a kiddies account, this cannot be right by any standards🙆
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A friend of mine just dropped me some fruits, this is officially a routine now 🙆🏽♂️🙈❤️❤️❤️
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Yhoooo imnandi man i relationship without issues about the phone,if you wanna use my phone you use it,if I wanna use yours I do.If I’m far and my phone is ringing u answer it, same applies to yours. There’s no one who comes out of the shower running cause their phone is ringing❤️
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Guys I can’t emphasize enough the importance of Ukuzitshela, zitshele man, look at yourself and say Yhaa I look good, I look Hot, I’m Gorgeous, God really did His thing with me, zitshele man…if people disagree that’s their problem, wena zitshele ❤️
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Let’s be honest for once, when you love someone, I mean truly truly truly love someone, naturally you always consider their feelings before doing anything, you sometimes even put their interests ahead of yours, you don’t do unto them what you wouldn’t have them do unto you ❤️
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My sister is working from home so she’s at my house because her wifi isn’t working. Yesterday I asked her to make breakfast and she said No I must pretend she is at work. Now I’m making breakfast, she said wow smells nice, I’m gonna pretend she is at work when I’m eating alone🤣
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When you love someone you want them to know where you are , what you are doing with whom and that you are safe, because in Love, in true Love accountability comes naturally…🙏🏿
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A partner who doesn’t gossip with you, who just want to talk about Climate Change, uvele ubone ukuba yhooo Life is gonna be long with this one 😩😩
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I just asked a friend who has a Petrol Station in Milnerton for a free full tank, he is laughing and I’m not joking. Three weeks ago he asked me for a free legal advice. So since we offer professional services to each other for free, it’s not funny for me to ask for free petrol🙏🏿
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Yesterday I told my brother that I don’t wanna borrow him money.He just sent a message requesting the number of his other brother. I asked which brother,and his response is: Exactly if as my only brother you don’t help me who do you think is gonna help me🤣 emotional blackmail🙆🏽♂️
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@Bosslady_Sne
In my humble opinion if you are unable to be a parent to both kids and treat them as if they are both yours then don’t do it, the harm you are going to do to that kid with those half baked gifts is immeasurable 🙏🏿
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I’m at Checkers,and they are promoting a new sausage. So I took a piece and it was so nice,I walked around the store then went back for another piece,then walked around then went for another piece.And the lady asked weren’t u just here twice, and I said no what do you mean🙈🤣🤣
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My friend just arrived at my place visiting. He just told me that I shouldn’t think he was missing me cause he doesn’t, he is just here because he has Loadshedding, he told me he is just here to eat and watch tv, and that I must pretend as if he is not here….bathong 🤷🏽♂️🤣🤣
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The lady who hosts that show ASK A MAN with Somizi,Im so sorry I cant recall her name I mean no disrespect 🙏🏿said this which is profound “IF YOU CANT BE LOYAL TO THE BOREDOM THAT COMES WITH THE RELATIONSHIP YOU DONT DESERVE TO REAP THE REWARDS THAT COMES WITH ITS EXCITEMENT” 👌🏼
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In my humble opinion when you love someone naturally you just wanna make them happy, you wanna make them laugh, you wanna spoil them, buy them nice things, make them feel special,loved and appreciated.This feeling is not gender specific,it’s there whether you’re a man or a lady🙏🏿
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This open phone policy in a relationship seems to be a challenge for a few. People need to be honest and stop with excuses, private conversations between you and your family and friends is not why people jump out of the shower wet when their phones are ringing, be honest ❤️
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As a grown man try dating my teenage daughter, and when I catch you please tell me about legal age of consent and let’s see if you would finish that sentence. Mna andina legal age of consent, a child is a child 🙏🏿
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Yesterday at the carwash I told my friend I'm going back on a strict training regime and cutting off sweets for a few weeks. He just dropped these Boxes of Fruits, as usual unprovoked ❤️
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My friend cancelled our Lunch plans on Saturday and promised to make it up to me. He just dropped these boxes of Fruits ❤️
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Guys you know by now that I’m just a simple guy who never pretend to be sophisticated. But I’m telling you try this Oats and Honey bread. It’s divine. Oh and of course I don’t work for sasko, andibazi nokubazi ❤️
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As a woman please enjoy being pursued,before showing the guy that you are interested. Allow the man to be a man by pursuing you and show you that he would move mountains to be with you.I know this doesn’t guarantee that a guy will treat you well, but suba yi cherry e easy man❤️
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I never post pics of myself here, but today let’s try 🤣🤣
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One thing about Flysafair even if the flight was delayed, once that plane takes off it will make it on time or even early. I swear those pilots are members of Santaco struu 🤞🏼
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Agreeing to be someone’s side guy/chick must be the lowest form of self disrespect. Hayi kukuziqhela kakubi ❤️
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My mother is really getting old, and the older she gets the more she uses every excuse to ask for money….She sends a voice note this morning … Haybo La mntanam it’s raining here undifakele imali kaloku I’m in bed”…like what’s the link between Rain and Money and being in bed 🤔
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I know it sucks, but if a person avoids you Avoideka, if a person ghosts you Ghosteka, afford people space and freedom not to talk to you when they feel they no longer want to talk to you anymore….find peace within you and move on ❤️
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Someone asked for my view.I don’t go around liking women’s pics,if I have someone in my life then all my likes are reserved for her and no other woman.I’m not saying I’m right but I choose to be blindfolded when it comes to other women’s beauty whilst I have someone in my life❤️
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My family is at it again 🙆🏽♂️ my brother wants some money from my mother, my mother wants me to draft a loan agreement, my brother says to my mother, Sorry I thought I was borrowing money from my mother I didn’t know I was borrowing it from African Bank 🙈🤣🤣
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My father said when I started working. We are your family we love you but our financial demands can delay your own growth in life. Prioritise yourself, put yourself first, only help us when you’ve taken care of yourself first and are comfortable helping us when we need help ❤️
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Yhooo a 32 year old woman from Engcobo killed her four kids aged 2-11 with a hammer, kanti what’s happening guys, so much killing 🙆🏽♂️💔
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I’m busy shortening a jean, would you believe me when I say that I did that stitch by hand, I’m busy with the other leg now, will send a short video shortly cause I know we also have Thomas’s in our midst 🤣🤣
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“I will repay you for the years the locusts have eaten….” 🙏🏿
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When you love someone you wanna spend time with them, go places with them, laugh with them, create memories with them, this is standard. Once you find yourself in a space where you have to plead or demand attention from someone who claims to love you, then there’s a problem 🙏🏿
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Lately I must say I’m finding it difficult to sleep without reading the Word, at least three chapters minimum , I’m loving this routine ❤️
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Whoever is responsible for putting acid on a Stoney must stop going to work drunk, that thing is strong guys, you can’t breathe when drinking it, on your first sip you sneeze, you cough, you lose breath, you choke, hayi hayi hayi 🙆🏽♂️😩😩😩
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You must know you are truly vile, when you find yourself spewing negative comments about how a 71 year old woman, a wife, someone’s mother, someone’s grandmother looks. ❤️
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The words my mother left me with during Prayer tonight, they may help you or they may not, I’m just sharing. She says: Don’t question God when challenges come, yet you don’t question Him when He blesses you in the midst of people that are struggling, instead thank Him always ❤️
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If you don’t like someone with kids, or someone who drinks, or someone who doesn’t have a car, or someone who doesn’t have money, that’s ok stay away from them, there’s absolutely no need to insult them or speak badly about them. Just stay away, it’s that easy ❤️
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Babysoft, something has changed here, there’s nothing soft about this TP anymore, please go back to how it used to be please 🙏🏿
@BabySoft_SA
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Yesterday I posted about my steam bread which I did in the microwave for five minutes, some doubted what I said. Thanks to my friend Intombi Enhle for this video. If you still want to boil your steam bread for 19 hours, be my guest, whilst you are on it, cook with wood outside🤣
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My mom and her friends are planning a trip to Ghana and then Tanzania. My brother says he is concerned about this much spending and is again asking for his inheritance to be paid now . And my mother said “Sundiqhela kakubi wena, yimali kabani le ndiyityayo” 🙆🏽♂️🤣🤣
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January is exposing people’s true colours. My sister said she misses me, I said I’m home. She came and we had a chat, hardly 15 minutes she went to the pantry, took some veges, opened the freezer and took a tray of beef and of chicken. Then said she won’t be long, and left 🙆🏽♂️🥹
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Let me say this for the last time,eat these if u suffering from Migraines,Skin Condition,Insomnia, Covid and u won’t regret it.If u are bewitched or bakufakele isichitho in your relationship,eat them before u sleep and you’ll be safe cause Witches hate people with sweet tooth ❤️
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Kids would prefer two happy parents who are not together who love them, than two toxic unhappy parents who are together for the sake of the kids, cause the environment becomes a toxic environment for kids…So don’t stay and say it’s for the kids when it’s toxic ❤️
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Eish ngathi ningaphumelela nonke man this year yhazi guys, kube mnandi man kungabikho mntu ukhalayo. I really really mean that from the bottom of my cute heart ❤️
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My daughter has a bank account where I deposit her allowance, today is her birthday and she is telling me that she wants a card that gives her access to my account but I can put limit on it if I want to. I had to tell her how bad using drugs is, cause clearly she is using drugs🙆🏽♂️
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Let’s stop fooling ourselves, when you love someone, I mean truly love someone you no longer just do whatever you wanna do, you don’t just post whatever you wanna post, you don’t just tweet whatever you wanna tweet, you don’t just do you…..You consider their feelings ❤️
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Last year I lost a golf shirt and I asked my brother about it and his answer was I don’t even have a picture in mind of the Golf Shirt you’re talking about Bra. My brother just posted a whatsapp status having lunch with his friend. Guess what he is wearing…🙆🏽♂️
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“When the time is right, I the Lord will make it happen.” 🙏🏿
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Being Faithful to your partner is a conscious decision, it doesn’t happen because all women have suddenly became unattractive. It happens because you’ve realised that you can’t have them all, and that you’ve found the one you can’t risk losing ❤️
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I’m not into gadgets, phones and laptops etc, a young friend of mine saw me using an HP Laptop and he said I’m embarrassing myself, he just dropped me a MacBook Pro as a gift ❤️
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My Mother is so Funny. My brother wants to go to Paris, he tells my mother he is trying to find himself. My mother says to him Hayi mntanam you’ve never been to Paris kaloku wena, don’t waste your money going to Paris, go look for yourself where you lost yourself 🙈🤣🤣🤣
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So early in the morning my mother and my brother are already fighting. My mother isn’t happy my brother was drinking last night, and my mother said even pigs don’t drink. Apparently my brother responded by asking if pigs have money for alcohol. And my mother was pissed off🤣🤣
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Finally BabySoft has heard our voices Fam, big ups to all of us ❤️
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I’ve learnt that no matter how strong you are, no matter how determined you are, no matter how strategic you are, no matter how wise you are, there are battles you will only win on your knees, so Pray without ceasing ❤️
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Guys I dont wanna do this but let me do it.When u get to the ATM no need to think,u insert your card,punch in pin press proceed,punch in the amount u want,then choose the account type i.e Cheque/Savings/Credit,press proceed,then u are done,this should take less than a minute❤️
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My sister just dropped some cake unprovoked, I’m definitely sure she wants something, cause when I asked her why she bought me cake, she smiled and said Can’t I just buy my Big Bro some cake. But that smile said it all, I’m giving it two days and truth is gonna come out 🤣🤣
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My daily Prayer: May I never see myself as better than others because of the things God has blessed me with 🙏🏿
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It must be an extreme sport for women at this point to distinguish between Good Men and Evil Men 🥹
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It’s not even about money, but it must exhausting being the only one who give gifts, only one who comes with pleasant surprises, only one who always asks Baby guess what I got you….normalise reciprocating it doesn’t have to be expensive stuff, it could be a simple Lunch Bar❤️
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Every Sunday morning we go on Zoom and pray together as family. My sister married a Sotho guy this yr and my brother is dating a coloured lady,she is learning Xhosa shame. After prayer My mother says Guys couldnt u find abo Noxolo no Xolani,now Im gonna speak English till I die🙈
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Snoring must be disclosed. The minute a person says Can we meet for coffee please, your response should be, I snore are you still keen on that coffee. It must be disclosed right at the start, there’s no two ways about it. Same goes for false teeth ❤️
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I just bought a denim jacket, I’ve actually never owned a denim jacket in my entire life. It’s a bit hot for a denim jacket today, but I don’t care I’m wearing my new denim jacket, people can judge me all they like. Oksalayo nam I have a denim jacket now❤️
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The worst kind of loneliness is being lonely whilst you have someone in your life ❤️
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I’m buying Malva Pudding at Woolies and this tshatsharag lady instead of reminding me by saying I hope you haven’t forgotten custard, she says I hope you know you gonna need custard right. As if I don’t know Malva requires custard. And I said No mna ndiyitya ngamasi Sisi 🙄🙄🤣
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Being a Male doesn’t automatically make you a Man. A Man protects, a Man provides, a man does not harm, a man does not abuse, a Man loves 🙏🏿
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Tshegofatso Pule’s convicted murderer Nkululeko Shoba has been sentenced to a Life in Prison 🙏🏿
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@Musa_Khawula
Mnxim, I tried not to laugh but the makeup chair from Takealot part totally paralyzed me 🙈🤣🤣🤣
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Whoever told my mother to say I love you at the end of the call forgot to say that She doesn’t have to say it all the time …She says I love you at the end of the call,then send a whatsapp text and says I love you again,followed by a voicenote and guess what..I love you again😩🤣
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THIZA 🙆🏽♂️this is not a Bombshell, this is a Bomb 😳😳 However it must just be borne in mind that all evidence will still have to be tested 🙏🏿
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Nothing special, no aesthetics, no fancy dressing for Twitter. Just a Simple Ordinary Meal for a Simple Ordinary Man ❤️
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A friend who genuinely celebrates your successes without being envious ❤️
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Sometimes people look at u and think u cant relate to their challenges.There was a time when I lost all my cars and my friend Sizwe borrowed me his old Uno,from four cars to Uno in one year.But six months later I bought a Mercedes CLS cash. Don’t let today’s problems put u down❤️
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Yes it hurts, cry your lungs out, eat junk till you fall sleep, take time off shower and stink but love yourself enough never to ask a person who is no longer into you to be with you. Pity love is the worst ❤️
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In my respectful opinion, if you’ve found what you’ve been looking for and YOU ARE HAPPY then stop your eye from wandering, there will always be gorgeous women and good looking guys out there, but zifundise ukwanela ❤️
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Some were asking if my brother ever pays me back the money he borrows, the answer is a big No, Never. But shame in his defence sometimes he would spend all his money and surprise me with an expensive sneaker out of the blue, then borrow money for petrol the following day ❤️
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Fyi just so you know, there are women, who are not in a relationship for money, Gucci bags, allowances, holidays and lavish lifestyle, who only need Love and that’s it…you spoil them, they spoil you back, you treat them like a Queen, they treat you like a King ❤️
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Collected my OREO CAKE at TESSAS, guys checkout this place in Milnerton, you can thank me later ❤️
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Let’s not even try to fool each other, waiting upon the Lord is not easy, but it has to be done ❤️
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Yhooo hayi at some point in our lifetime the Meyiwa case has to be finalised please ❤️
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My mother just told me she is traveling on Wednesday going on holiday, I’m asking why. She is saying she saw a Tiktok of someone who died and was restless in her coffin cause her kids were abusing her money after she died,so she is trying to finish all her money before she dies🙆🏽♂️
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The peace that comes with knowing that you gave it your best short, even if things don’t work out it’s always comforting to know that you did all that you could ❤️
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I'm in a queue at Clicks and this guy is so close to me so I respectfully said May you please take a step back Pal,he said he is not my Pal. So I said Step Back Human,cause I don't know his name,I think he saw on my face that I was no longer being nice, he took three steps back🤣
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@Thee_Cherri
After reading this and some of the comments glorifying this I’m finally ready to accept that it’s me who has a problem, ndim ingxaki, I need to work on myself 🙏🏿
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When getting into a relationship Be clear about your Terms and Conditions, don’t assume the next person knows them. Sit them down and list them: Exclusivity, Faithfulness, Loyalty, Mutual Respect, Emotional Support etc….to avoid wasting your valuable time ❤️
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It’s still my wish and prayer for all of you guys to make it this year,those with debts to settle them,those looking for jobs to get them,so that we can all talk nonsense and laugh freely without some stressing about basic needs. This is my daily prayer for you guys this year. ❤️
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I don’t like Polo necks but last week I decided to buy two. So today I’m wearing a Polo neck, yhooo I’m telling you guys I always knew I was Hot nhe, but I just didn’t know I’m this Hot, hayi kuyafiwa guys ❤️
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@canonsifiso
You making a lot of sense to me,but having said that we made it our custom. And our forefathers in their wisdom, decided to turn things around and convert that which was meant to humiliate us and give it a positive meaning,hence despite it’s history we gave it OUR OWN meaning ❤️
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Yhooooo I haven’t laughed this hard and this loud in ages 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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You made it without your current partner through Pre-School,Primary School,High School,possibly Tertiary,and suddenly you believe that you cant make it without him/her although his/her presence in your life is bad for you. You stronger than your heart is fooling you to believe ❤️
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We not gonna lie starting over sucks, no one likes starting over, but believe you me starting over will always be better than staying in an unhappy place ❤️
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