We don't have one of those tweets with a zillion "likes" and "retweets", so we're just gonna pin this crappy one to the top of our page.

@7StarsRichmond UPDATE: Join us for music, food, goodie bags, prizes, and hysterical greeting cards!

Did anyone catch our product placement at The #AcademyAwards2024? Bummed that the logo was blocked, but still thankful to @johncena and @theacademy for thinking of us. #academy #awards #johncena #greenenvelopes #BaldGuyGreetings #FunnierThanOppenheimer #FunnyCards #rickystanicky

@shaundeeb You had me at "head shaving."

We'll admit, they are better at songwriting and growing hair, but we've got them on funny greeting card writing and not getting shot. #PlayToYourStrengths #BaldGuyGreetings #FunnierThanHallmark #WayLessSuccessful

@thesulk

@ZGregJennings I’m sorry you have to deal with that again.

NOVEMBER 30th, 2022 Today is our last day on Twitter. To the six of you that have enjoyed our tweets, please follow us on Instagram. But to be honest, you should have been following us on Instagram already.

@spencer_damron @Variety Why do you think that’s Howard Stern?

NOVEMBER 29th, 2022 We posted about #WorldCup and #USAvIRN on @instagram. Follow us over there. We are leaving Twitter at the end of this month.

@SavagePoker @WPT @WynnPoker @HermanceBlum What? You were snubbed on the poster. Steve Aoki doesn't understand the nuances of the game like you do.

@MissM52892375 @DavidSpade @alfranken You seem sweet.

We just posted our biggest sale of the year on Instagram... Leaving Twitter at the end of the month, so we're not posting it here. Our most sincere apology to the seven people that read out Twitter feed. #BlackFriday #SmallBusinessSaturday #CyberMonday

@pfitzer_jessica We’ve been there.

@pfitzer_jessica Thoughts and Prayers.

@PinYoungActress THAT should be a reality show. Whoever picks what Sarah Palin’s next reality show is…wins.

NOVEMBER 23rd, 2022 We just posted on Instagram, but we're not gonna post it here too, because we are leaving Twitter in 7 days. We would rather not support them anymore. Follow us on Instagram though. It'll be fun. And hopefully funny. No promises.

@elonmusk *was

NOVEMBER 18th, 2022 We just posted on Instagram, but we're not gonna post it here too, because we are leaving Twitter. It's become an awful company. Follow us on Instagram though. It'll be fun. And hopefully funny. No promises.

@AmberLoveBug84 @lettman2 @DavidSpade @alfranken You seem great.

@AmberLoveBug84 @lettman2 @DavidSpade @alfranken Hey, I don’t know what you have going on I’m your life, but you need to relax a little bit. Dems hold Dems accountable. Al Franken, Anthony Weiner, etc. Turn the channel. There are other channels. Bye.