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@BagelMemeCheese

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Marxist-Leninist, Raccoon enthusiast, Powerlifter, Gamer, festival goer. Vote Socialist!

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@BagelMemeCheese
Comrade Squirtle
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“He wasn’t a Nazi, he was just in the Hitler Youth.”
@JGreenbergSez
Jonathan Greenberg
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He didn’t serve in the IDF. He was a high school kid doing the equivalent of a summer camp program - part of which took place on a base. If that’s “service in the IDF” than I’m a former NASA employee because I went to space camp the summer I turned 14.
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Why are anarchists arguing for the right to have sex, do drugs and drink at a protest. Like are y’all okay?
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@anarchoboognish Whenever an anarchist has to read more than two sentences
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3 months
@proletarianchai I tweeted “don’t use protests as a hookup spot” and I have half of Twitter jump down my throat lol
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2 months
What?
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2 months
Stop Asian Hate died overnight because the root cause was always US empire and its blatant Sinophobia and many diaspora folks from bourgeois and petit backgrounds weren’t ready for that conversation and were just using it to push for more cops which no one wanted to hear lol
@kangminjlee
Kangmin Lee | 이강민
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Stop Asian Hate died overnight because people started asking “Wait who’s attacking Asians?” and they didn’t like having to answer that
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@whstancil @TheFinalCall01 @christapeterso “I’m explicit that outrage over Gaza is a-ok but fuck you if you don’t want to vote for the administration that continues to finance and politically enable it.”
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5 months
@aurorachaang You organize with the CIA or something?
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@SxarletRed Recognizing that the debates are largely a overly theatrical farce between two mediocre ruling politicians and deriving schadenfreude from them tearing each other up is not “cheering on a fascist” actually lol
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3 months
@DroidLiberator It’s a protest, not Burning Man
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@exiledarizona It’s a demonstration not Coachella
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@hayxtt The world doesn’t need anymore “tech founders” plz 😂😭
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@entierrada Anarchists not beating the being useless charge.
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Comrade Squirtle
4 months
“I’m horrified by a genocide but I denounce the struggle against that genocide” is a self-absorbed, useless, liberal position. The only principled position for those of us in the imperial core is unflinching, unconditional support for the axis of resistance.
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Comrade Squirtle
1 month
Asking me if I condemn Hamas is like asking me if I condemn the slaves for shooting the plantation owner in the face.
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Comrade Squirtle
9 months
If PSL didn’t organize an action, folks would condemn us for not taking a position. When PSL does organize an action, people condemn us for “hijacking” and “co-option”. Often times just for showing up with signs and forms of support. You really can’t win with these people.
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If you’re in a supposedly socialist org that cant expel members who openly say the Nakba was a miracle or electeds who call Palestinian demonstrators antisemitic that’s just wild, I’m sorry.
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@SocialistShelf Hell yeah comrade 🙏
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2 months
We are the red line.
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@unionnick Bonk bonk bonk with water jug will live in eternal memory
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3 months
Yeah it’s called being organized lmfao
@catcontentonly
Radio Free Amanda 余美娜
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Wow what a smoking gun, thx wsj
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@SxarletRed When is her “Why I left the Left” think piece coming out
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2 years
@afroprolecommie And almost all Marvel movies become unwatchable messes of US state propaganda
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@Rybread_26 @Harry_Houthini Bro missed that capitalism and imperialism is why Israel was created in the first place.
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3 months
@shawarmarxism They should try interviewing the parents of the thousands of Palestinian kids who have been murdered 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@TrashPandaGirl Comrade being anti porn isn’t inherently reactionary. That is possible but people are also anti porn because of how a lot of it reproduces violent, degrading, misogynistic mistreatment of women and trans folks as fantasy. That has nothing to do with the sex workers in porn.
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Comrade Squirtle
2 months
Too many socdem types getting too comfortable calling Palestinian organizers wreckers for the apparent crime of challenging representatives who repeat genocide propaganda.
@KaoticLeftist
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Lmfao just a wrecker.
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@zukosmadre Me at 31
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@GoodVibePolitik I will say that the Graduate Students are continuing to demand Brown University for immediate divestment, despite immense repression and intimidation tactics, to pick up where the undergrads left off.
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Comrade Squirtle
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The way people talk about voting as if it’s their first and last line of defense against fascism illuminates how people been so indoctrinated into thinking that their sole source of power is through proximity to the Democratic Party and the center of bourgeois government.
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2 years
@MorganEliseJ This is the same lady who said it’s racist to ask her to tip people lol
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There’s literally far right gangs rn roving across Venezuela attempting to overthrow the government lol
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7 months
Folks really be criticizing communist orgs. for trying to recruit, fundraise and do outreach / political education… all the things that make an organization an organization and not just some chronically powerless fringe political group.
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@polishXcellence People here are advocating the privatization of the work that should be done by home nurses and healthcare professionals but done by people being paid minimum wage or lower.
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2 years
@kayvanjoon *country literally divided bc US imperialism* This kid: “Those damn reds!!”
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@whstancil “I can’t afford rent or groceries but Will said line on graph go up so I guess things can’t be that bad.”
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Comrade Squirtle
3 months
@Kale_Marx I was an ancom for two seconds until I read some Mao Lenin and Jackson 🔥🫡
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4 months
That’s why I always laugh when people say PSL only have the petit bourgeois folks in it. All of our members are from the working class. Many are parents, students, teachers, etc. It’s truly a multinational, multigenerational organization I’m proud to be a part of.
@pslnational
Party for Socialism and Liberation
4 months
🇵🇸WATCH: Hear the father and PSL member, Lazaro, who went viral supporting his daughter protesting at the University of Southern California speak out about why he supports Palestine!
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11 days
Yeah funny how the folks actually monitoring the election said it was legit but the twitter liberals are convinced it was tampered based on 0 evidence.
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mike 🚩🇵🇸🔻
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weird how none of the more than 800 independent observers said the election in venezuela was rigged, but somehow all the worst people on earth somehow know that it was.
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“Ha you’re silly if you think protests are doing anything” - someone who has done nothing.
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@TrashPandaGirl Comrade, talking about porn and ignoring how it’s commodified, packaged and sold under capitalism to the detriment to the workers in the industry is missing the vast majority of the problem.
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@zukosmadre “Listen to sex workers!” “We agree!” “Not those!”
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@whachewlooginat It’s not even ambiguous or can be reasonably defended. Bernie legit said “Israel has a right to exist.” Like what lol
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Comrade Squirtle
4 months
Neo-Nazis at Charlottesville: “Blood and soil! You will not replace us!” Student protestors: “Free Palestine, stop the genocide!” Idiots: “OMG THEY’RE LITERALLY THE SAME.”
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Comrade Squirtle
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@yesvatore lol no, it’s because several women have already complained about being hit on at the encampments and anarchists in the comments defending it.
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Happy International Working Women’s Day! “Women hold up half the sky.” - Mao Zedong
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3 months
Seeing some of the bewildering responses to my “don’t treat protests like a party” post clarifies that for a lot of folks, these encampments are about personal enjoyment and socializing first and solidarity with Palestine second.
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@waffelhauss @zukosmadre I have a good feeling based off your replies that your personality isn’t doing you any favors either
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6 months
Organizing is the cure to defeatism. It’s easy to feel overwhelmed when confronted by the crimes of imperialism daily, but when you’re surrounded by those committed to the struggle it propels you to do the work. If so many are willing to fight how can you do any different.
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@peterbropotkin This video is correct, sorry to tell you
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10 months
If you don’t want war in Ukraine, you’re a Putinist. If you don’t want war with China, you’re a revisionist. If you’re against the US escalating conflicts with other countries you’re a campist. Why does the left have so many names for people who don’t want nuclear war lol.
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@ZipItMissy @MargBarAmerica @SymoneDSanders White privilege is when telling Biden to stop bombing Palestinians
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@ShivRta It’s hilarious seeing folks trying to contort “Israel has the right to defend itself” into a somehow not Zionist position lol
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Literally the only point of these types of posts is an open invitation to talk shit about either of these organization who have been on the frontlines of the Palestine movement.
@heshidicjudaism
river➡️sea
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PSL son or JVP daughter
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Hamas brainwashed me into thinking genocide is bad 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
@Aldanmarki
روني الدنماركي
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They're getting desperate.
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@land2thetiller Academia is truly the training ground for the future custodians of neoliberal capitalism 😭
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Comrade Squirtle
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I try not to get baited into Twitter arguments anymore bc it’s a waste of time but being mad at PSL for bringing up why capitalism is at the root of the US’ unflinching support of the Israeli terror state honestly makes you look more like an idiot than anything else.
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@catcontentonly NYCers will see the subway completely fall apart during severe rain while cops in every subway station do nothing except scroll on their phones and harass homeless people but the North Korean subway is the dystopian one. Lmao okay.
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Comrade Squirtle
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My tolerance for anarchist nonsense is at an all time low. We’re in the midst of one of the most dire anti-imperialist struggles in the face of genocide and these weirdos are saying discipline and self sacrifice is authoritarian. Who does that help besides your own narcissism?
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@str4ti @BonsaiSky @BellaWallerstei @ICAHD @UNESCWA @YeshDin @AdalahCenter @btselem @hrw @fidh_en Surprisingly apartheid isn’t defined by “doesn’t have mosques on every corner”
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@DrewPavlou How are you scratching your head over this. Israel is built on Zionism, an inherently fascist ideology. IDF soldiers are routinely on social media openly celebrating the destruction of homes and Palestinians.
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Comrade Squirtle
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“You can be against both Israeli and Palestinian violence” is actually a propaganda tool to muddy the waters and make it seem like the violent oppression of the colonizer and the violence of the colonized are the same.
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@TheGreeneBJ “The US was wrong to invade Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Haiti, Somalia but it’s definitely right about Ukraine!”
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@ungnyeodongji Anarchists love telling me that the DPRK was doing “an imperialism” when engaged in a war of reunification
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I’ll just say that I came into the PSL after being at protests and demonstrations every week during the Uprisings, because I realized I wanted to do more than protest. I wanted to be part of a revolutionary organization that sought to end capitalism (1/x)
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“Making people study theory is elitist.” “Teaching people to read is authoritarian.”
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You could say PSL stole my dog and pooped in my cereal and you’d get a hundred likes and retweets bc people care little about actual investigation and just want to perpetuate obsessive hate they have of other groups. Weirdo behavior.
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Twitter Maoists posting 500 tweet threads calling Cuba “revisionist”, “a bourgeois state” or w.e idiot label they’ve concocted in the midst of a renewed mass struggle to get Cuba removed from the US’ list of countries that support terrorism is the dumbest thing I’ve seen in a bit
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@AutumnOfAstri3 @SxarletRed A small % of folks who get to do sex work in relative comfort and security is not representative of the reality for sex workers across the globe. Can y’all stop pretending this is the case.
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Comrade Squirtle
10 months
The fact that ANSWER / PSL was so quick to organize nationwide actions in support of Palestine that right wingers are saying it’s some kinda of Soros-esque conspiracy is so hilarious.
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“You can’t say you support Hamas, most people don’t agree with that.” So? I say I support Hamas in solidarity with the Palestinian resistance not to be palatable to tepid western liberals.
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I don’t just want to see Biden drop out, I want to see him in the Hague.
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@zukosmadre 🫡🫡🫡
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Comrade Squirtle
4 months
It’s funny since the Columbia organizers explicitly said they needed support at the encampment and orgs redirected their planned actions to Columbia in solidarity and shared how people can provide help. Folks trying to drive a wedge are doing so maliciously for obvious reasons.
@__jjustice
jus (rip the knicks they was good dudes🕊️) 🇵🇸🔻
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This is incredibly funny bc if the psl or SID4P movement doesn’t acknowledge it at all they’d get cooked for that too This game of attribution benefits no one. We all want the same thing, and having different groups that employ different tactics is not a bad thing.
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@DoomUndefeated @FemboyMaths Not the SocDem in bio and perpetuating evil savage stereotypes.
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Comrade Squirtle
4 months
Mao’s “On the Correct Handling of Contradictions Among the People” is such a good read and should be required for any serious organizer.
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Comrade Squirtle
3 months
Socialists have taken part in every mass movement in history, they didn’t “latch on”. This is because socialists understand that the fight against capitalism undergirds every struggle, while you blindly defend a party that backed mass incarceration and the creation of Israel.
@trouble_man90
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The far left socialist movement lacks the energy for their own uprisings and protests, so instead they latch onto other civil movements like the BLM movement & now the Palestine movement, and like a parasite, it slowly eats away at its host until it is completely unrecognizable.
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Comrade Squirtle
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“PSL co-opts events because they bring signs!” We have signs because we are disciplined and ready. That’s why we can pull off events, that’s why we can provide material support to other groups. Maybe you shouldn’t be asking why we are so prepared but rather why you aren’t… 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Everyone wants to be a communist but no one wants to make a meeting agenda, do outreach or talk to someone outside their leftist circle. Folks just want to be a revolutionary only when the revolution is already here.
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Comrade Squirtle
3 months
Zionism is a pretty explicit belief that Israel has a right to exist, and the inherent occupation and apartheid necessary for its maintenance. Stop trying to obfuscate or confuse folks to justify your own sympathies with it. That’s a you problem.
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NYT headlines be like “Bullets coincidentally at same location and place spatially as pre military age Palestinian resulting in premature expiration of life.”
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@_cingraham Speedrun Seattle Time editorial writer: any %
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Kamala Harris doing a speedrun to demonstrate how identical she is to Biden regarding Palestine I guess
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@zukosmadre Claiming that sex work solves colonialism is wild
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@zukosmadre Isn’t this geared more towards men that record / takes photos of women at the gym?
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Dawg why does your big tent include Zionists and anti-communists 😭
@DanMKervick
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DSA tweets are like: “I value my socialist and anti-Zionist comrades, but I also value my pro-genocide and socialism-hating comrades.”
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Comrade Squirtle
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Ah yes of course, instead of directing the crowd around the cops the marshals should have told the crowd to charge the cops and get shot with rubber bullets. Stick to plugging your YouTube channel that no one wants to watch
@AnarkYouTube
Daniel Baryon
3 months
OF COURSE it was PSL defending the cops. For the love of god, please stop letting PSL lead protests.
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It’s patently insane and racist to call a mass movement demanding an end to a genocide and colonial occupation of Palestine “right-wing Islamic fundamentalism” it’s literally just coded speak used to label activists as “Muslim terrorists”.
@JillFilipovic
Jill Filipovic
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And the demands to obliterate Israel, which you increasingly hear from American leftist movements but globally are much more a marker of right-wing Islamic fundamentalist ones, gain followers (or people willing to look the other way and cover their ears) because Israel's
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@hotdamhistorian *whispers* don’t tell anyone, but I don’t think it’s okay to vote for someone who has been instrumental in a genocide
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@zukosmadre Do.. do they know who his opposition was? 😭
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4 months
I’m so glad I skipped the “watching political streamers” era of my political journey. Seems like such a dead end for a lot of folks on the “left”. Eternally grateful for the comrades and the Party for the intentional guidance of my development as a socialist. 🙏🫡
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The struggle for a liberated Palestine has been undertaken by people across the globe and is truly represented by all marginalized and oppressed communities, including LGTBQ folks. Saying “well actually Palestinians hate drag events” to sow division is poison in this key moment.
@SxarletRed
barbarism critic 🇵🇸
3 months
When your hatred of a specific organization causes you (a supposed communist) to demand that a liberation movement orients itself to the most conservative elements of a society.
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The Palestinian resistance doesn’t care about your petty grievances or bloviating about your beef with other organizers. We need high levels of strategy and collaboration between orgs if there’s going to be a free Palestine in our lifetime. Anything less is stroking your ego.
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