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@Baelizean

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Daughter of an immigrant all ignorant. Somebody’s mama 👶🏾; “parody account”

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@Baelizean
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Before you enter my mentions, mad w/ your wack ass opinion...remember: I didn’t ask
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@Baelizean
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Pandemic hoochie attire. I like it.
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@Baelizean
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Don’t be shy, cut it open so we can judge you.
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@Baelizean
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WHO is that nigga?
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@Baelizean
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Nigga said “who got her kiki-ing?”
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the moment A$AP Rocky heard Rihanna’s laugh and forgot his words
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@Baelizean
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He has to be interviewed again before the year ends to close the portal
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NOBODY interview Katt Williams at the beginning of another year again
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@Baelizean
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Mexico frying bacon & y’all out here hugging em. Tuh.
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@Baelizean
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Daphne was suppose to be the sexy one. They didn’t count on people having a glasses or nerd fetish lol
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@Baelizean
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If y’all wanna black out something, black out the all lives matter hashtag.
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@Baelizean
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That she’s 30+ without kids...
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@Baelizean
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You literally pay into unemployment when you’re working...how you gonna tell ppl that’s not their money!?
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@Baelizean
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Sounds like you got all the info you need to beat her ass. Do your thing.
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@Baelizean
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6 years
Peter griffin and the chicken
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What is your definition of “on sight” 🙇🏽‍♀️
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@Baelizean
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Men do not care about being “passed around”. Please let that one go ladies. Quit trying to make it a thing.
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@Baelizean
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Lauryn & badu are city girls with incense sticks.
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@Baelizean
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Look @ mr. bitches y’all
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A Nigha just called me asking “bruh did you fuck my bxtch” 😩😭😭
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@Baelizean
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Cuz they both full of shit. Next case.
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@Baelizean
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I think about Ferguson a lot. It really unfolded before our very eyes...and most of the activists were murdered...
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@Baelizean
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Rih to draya when she saw that clip:
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@Baelizean
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These look astounding omg
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🔪🩷 KUWUMA 🩷🔪
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women dont want flowers women want THIS
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@Baelizean
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Niggas really out here calling me “sexy” like I’m not awkward as fuck.
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@Baelizean
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Lil Wayne has a cult of bitches; they don’t hate him & will drop whatever to get to that dick lol
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@Baelizean
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So since social media seems to be getting more miserable, we’re unplugging more & touching grass in 2024 right, yall?
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@Baelizean
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Twitter was so much better when ppl weren’t pressed about going viral.
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@Baelizean
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You see how quick niggas started saying that pic is a good mixtape cover? We’re cooked smh
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JEHOVAH’S FLYEST WITNESS©
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getting shot = “the blacks will relate to this one”
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@Baelizean
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@MamehFatty Especially when she sit down
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@Baelizean
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It’s sold out on the UK site & I can’t find it on the US site..
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@Baelizean
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they're not gay, they hate women. it's misogyny.
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Niggas really be almost 30 & have never treated a woman well in their entire life & think it’s some fly/playa shit. No nigga, you like boys
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@Baelizean
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Fun police have arrived so I’m muting the tweet. It’s been fun! Linda Cardellini supremacy.
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@Baelizean
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LooooL
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@Baelizean
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@LaBeautyologist This is true! She was definitely for white male consumption. Everybody else like Velma cuz she thick lol
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@Baelizean
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If he’s not it will pour into next year
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@Baelizean
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@mopossible @workingoncrying Yeah but in this case it’s not helping; people can’t find useful info in the hashtag anymore..
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@Baelizean
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Y’all lack compassion because deep down...you’re miserable.
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@Baelizean
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Hot Pineapples and cheese makes sense to y’all?
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@Baelizean
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Because people on the internet like to get people fired
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Why do people try to hide where they work at 😂 I'll just assume you're embarrassed
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@Baelizean
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I know that’s right. The white gyals need to bring this one back.
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@Baelizean
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Cackling
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@Baelizean
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As soon as you brag about a nigga he go and get baby dreads.
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@Baelizean
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Now this is the kind of office drama that makes work interesting
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@Baelizean
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@5skkey @FineAssVon Well this escalated
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@Baelizean
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I hate this app lol
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⛧ Luis Vercetti ⛧
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before dudes kiss u they give u this look
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@Baelizean
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Aging is a blessing. You’d think after we got through a pandemic that claimed the lives of many people would embrace aging but nooooo.
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@Baelizean
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Before y’all “well actually” me to death: My point is you earned that money. Yes I know the employer pays it. But you get the idea. Point is it’s not a hand out so ppl need to stop treating it as such. Its for situations like this.
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@Baelizean
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What are WE suppose to do?
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@Baelizean
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Y’all don’t like kissing Y’all don’t like foreplay So y’all really do just belly flop on top of your partner to initiate sex. I’m convinced.
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@Baelizean
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@KID_FOODSTAMP @Jacti0nJ so...he can't lean on his brother? 😐
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@NahImNotDecent ...yes they are.
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@Baelizean
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Lmfaooo what is y’all problem!?
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@Baelizean
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@DaquanTerrence She’s city girl, but make it gritsssss
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I’m not surprised Toyota at the bottom.
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@Baelizean
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Black women...we all we got.
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City girls, but make it Egyptian musk
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@KingSivad1017 Flannel just musty af
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@Baelizean
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But you know who CAN sing and their pen go crazy? Victoria Monét
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You knew summer was coming and you just kept eating.
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@Baelizean
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Men that understand >
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LooooL
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@Baelizean
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To see people out there around my age, fighting for something bigger than them was amazing. But all the loss is heartbreaking.
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@Baelizean
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This anti-intellectualism wave that’s been happening since the start of the pandemic is actually getting on my nerves
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They were so young. The whole thing is still crazy to me.
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@Baelizean
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IKYFL
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@Baelizean
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When he licking everything BUT the clit
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@Baelizean
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It’s not inflation, it’s price gouging. Plus the quality of everything has gotten worse. Companies are cutting more corners to pocket even more money and raising the price because the government is letting them do so.
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@Baelizean
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This pic is a whole lie
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@Baelizean
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@M1CKEYJESUS @FranklinM5 It was a stranger things reference lol
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@Baelizean
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Sounds good to me
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@Baelizean
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Teach your sons there’s more to life than sex.
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@Baelizean
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@1dessdior I’m just gonna leave this here
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@Baelizean
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I'm gonna post this again: LLOYD GAVE US AN ANSWER IN 2013! 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾
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@Baelizean
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J lo really didn’t date a single nigga after diddy almost got her sent to the clink
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@Baelizean
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Because of suburban black ppl on here that just started embracing their blackness a few years ago.
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“Freaky ass niggas need to stay they ass inside” is the exact line we need to shame you degenerates.
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@Baelizean
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How you gonna attack the clerk cuz you broke?
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Man attacks store clerk when debit card is declined: Police:
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@Baelizean
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These forced sex appeal convos only come up when it’s Chloe…never when it’s y’all cringey ass moots that y’all gas up.
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@Baelizean
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Mean girl twitter notorious for throwing rocks & hiding their hands. Especially when it comes to talking about looks.
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@Baelizean
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Y’all was outta pocket like this!?
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@Baelizean
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What are u willing to doooo, ohh tell me what you're willing to doooo, kiss it kiss it better babyyyyy
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@XXL
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Drake trolling Kendrick Lamar via IG 😭
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@Baelizean
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Very useful information was in that hashtag, just let whoever you can know to edit their caption on Instagram. I’m muting this tweet.
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Y’all keep talking about the demon within the cop that shot Sonya Massey….its literally just racism/hatred. Let’s use the actual language when discussing what happened.
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@Baelizean
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@theblackmurse City girls, but make it head wraps
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@Baelizean
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Y’all casual sex sounds awful I’m not gonna lie.
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When you try to speak sexually to me and I’m not ovulating
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@Baelizean
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I’m tired of bitches
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@Baelizean
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3 years
So why isn’t he YOUR nigga if it’s that deep?
@brattzlife
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If this girl knew the bond me & her nigga got, she wouldn’t even want him nomore 🥴🤣
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@Baelizean
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If you can get over your bestie doing fraud & snorting lines on live you can get over this 🫶🏾
@YungMiami305
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Carlee dead ass wrong! Ion get it like it's already hard for black ppl and shit like this just make it harder smh ☹️ I'm disappointed
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