Sanji flirting with other men to get Zoro jealous. It always works. Sanji always ends up getting fucked within in inch of his life while Zoro yells at him and tells him he's /his/
Sanji and Zoro becoming much more open about sex bc luffy will just barge in and hang out with them. At first they would yell at him and stop when he didn't leave. But now they don't even pause. Like Zoro will have entire conversations with the captain while balls deep in Sanji
Sanji breaking his foot and no one noticing for almost a month. Like it isn't a severe break so it's not very obvious, but then Nami notices he's limping and drags him to chopper. Where he is immediately yelled at for not reporting the pain sooner. He just... Felt achy :( :(
Zoro telling Sanji that if he needs a Dom so damn bad that he'll do it after finding Sanji trying to piece himself back together after another bar Dom hook up. He's sick of seeing Sanji in that sorry state, and he knows damn well he'd never let Sanji leave him in that-
Sanji has confessed to Zoro several times, but always in French. Zoro has no clue because Sanji always says it like an insult. Until he notices that Sanji will occasionally use those same words while talking to women. He asks Robin and she helpfully supplies some translations.❤
Sleeping Shouta fucking Hizashi,,,
Hizashi finding him, passed out completely, dick rock hard. So of course he lays next to him, pulls down his sleep shorts, frees Aizawas cock and moves it against his cunt! What he wasn’t expecting was for Shouta to immediately thrust in and
Thinking about Sanji going into heat for the first time w the straw hats. He tries to demand Zoro give him his haramaki all aggressively and Zoro basically tells him to kick rocks until Sanji's lower lip began to tremble and tears started to build in his eyes.
Sanji and Nami's clothes getting mixed during laundry... Sneaking into the girls room in a desperate attempt to get his femme clothes back only to get caught red handed. He ends up crying as she screams at him and calls him a pervert :( he looks like a kicked puppy. Nami-
40sanji and 19prezosan meeting and 40 tells Zoro's they're married and have 3 kids in the future and now Zoro is on a fucking mission to seduce and marry his sanji.
Sanji who was never allowed comfort items in germa. If he got too visibly attached to something it was taken, broken or discarded. So now as an adult he desperately hides what he's attached to so he doesn't have it taken. Even if he knows he crew would never do that to him.
I want the crew to land on an island where weed is commonly used in cooking. And I was Sanji to use Way more than he should for his crew while recreating some recipes and accidentally getting them all stoned beyond belief.
Sanji, as the chef was the first to go down bc he was-
Sanji getting drunk and n clingy. Zoro tries to put him to bed and leave him, but Sanji wraps around him like a koala and whines about not wanting to be alone.
Sanji deciding he's done being a person for a while so he just goes over to Zoro and let's Zoro take care of him. Makes all his decisions for him, does most everything for him, and will just carry him around. Sanji always gets so subby and pliant. Zoro could probably do just-
I know Sanji is such a cute drunk. All flushed and giggly. Nami literally cannot stop herself the first time she sees him like that, and pegs him until he pisses himself bc he's just too fucking cute, and it triggers something deep in her horny subconscious that she can't ignore-
Omega's where being grabbed on the back of the neck can help put them into a much more pliant state.
Alpha Zoro who has no idea and grabs Sanji by the back of the neck and has no fucking clue why Sanji goes all but limp immediately and then tries to kill him when released.
Thinking about Kitsune Sanji throwing a hissy fit and just turning into a baby fox and refusing to turn back so Zoro has to carry him around and keep him alive.
Little Sanji seeing big Zoro and asking if he's his knight or his prince. He's read so many fantasy books, and Zoro seemed to be just like the men in those books that save the princess from their problems...
Sanji accidentally slipping up and revealing he actually does know more about fashion after kammabaka.
Zoro wears something new and Sanji hits him with
"That shade of red is a fall colour you fucking idiot."
Chopper who thought Zoro knew he was autistic and just never told him. Hes a text book case! He didn't think anyone could miss it! And then he mentions it offhandedly and Zoro stares at him with pure confusion.
Sanji baby acquisition... Sanji shows up to the ship with a small baby all wrapped in blankets while he himself is covered in blood. (Not his own). Ends up getting too attached and refuses to give her up. She is his /daughter/. He refuses to let her go 😤 she gets treated like a-
My breeding kink is so strong right now... Sanji making a nest n Zoro fucking him in while praising him. Telling him he made such a good nest for their pups,,, how he's gonna be a perfect mommy,,
Condition if he's the one who was dominating him. He'f give him actual fucking aftercare and not some water and the door.
And thats how Zosan entered their Dom/Sub contract ❤❤
Wrap his arms around him, hips moving just enough for Shouta to get off, arms wrapped around Hizashi’s chest, and his face stuff in Zashi’s neck. Grunting, gasping, and groaning in pleasure. Hizashi trying to stay quiet so he doesn’t wake him, so Shouta will breed his pussy 🥴🤤
Keeps yelling at him and actually moves to get Robin and then pauses as she realizes she doesn't... She doesn't recognize any of the clothing he'd "stolen" from her laundry basket. They're not hers, and they certainly aren't Robins. So... Shit. That's what he's been trying to-
Zoro finding out Sanji is trans by accidentally grabbing his chest while trying to pin Sanji during one if their fights. There's several beats of silence before Zoro is launched into the sun by Sanji's kick.
Zoro isn't allowed any booze that night. Zoro is just confused.
Zoro giving Sanji dandelions... It's both a practical and symbolic gift. But Sanji doesn't see it that way. He just sees a large clump of weeds on the kitchen counter and gets annoyed.
Zoro is so upset. He spent hours collecting them all :(
The first time Sanji safeworded Zoro was worried and concerned, of course! But he was also happy that Sanji trusted him enough to know that he could say it and he would listen immediately with no hesitation or irritation. It was a big moment for their growing trust in each other
Sanji would 100% work in a bunny bar if Nami asked him to. Oh?? We're running low on money and you want me to work?? Of course :) I'll do anything you ask of me Nami dear:)
And then Sanji ends up in a slutty bunny suit servicing all sorts of sleezy characters
Sanji who can handle extremely high temperatures, as such his fevers are.
... More extreme. He gets an Infection once and Chopper literally burns himself when he touches it bc the skin around it is like 120°. He'll be walking around n talking until his fevers hit about 110-115-
I KNOW 40 sanji is a sex god. He will completely ruin you with just his hands and mouth before he's even taken off his shoes... Slowly dismantling his partner before he fucks them, making them feel as good as possible 🤤🤤
Alpha Zoro who's so used to helping other alphas with their ruts he just kinda assumes the role of cycle helper when he joins the straw hats. He doesn't think anything when he's told Sanji is in cycle and goes in to help just to get slapped in the face with heat pheromones-
I think sanji should play w another sub. Humping and kissing each other while their doms watch,,, a lil sub playdate. Hugging and clinging to each other while they're getting fucked, clumsily kissing each other and desperately snuggling as they try to ground themselves🤤🥵
Alpha/alpha zosan... Zoro fucking Sanji and talking about getting him pregnant even though they both know it can never happen 😋 Sanji's knot popping with nothing around it driving him insane... Zoro not even letting him touch it bc omega's don't have knots 🥴🥴
Casual yandere Zoro where he kills people who look at Sanji for too long, but he doesn't do the hyper obsessive behavior (externally. Internally he's Fucked.)
Devil fruit that makes you feel all your emotions at 100%. Sanji gets hit by it and he's constantly cycling through pure burning rage, all consuming lust, giddy warm happiness, and overwhelming love and adoration.
It's fucking exhausting. And he keeps getting embarrassed-
Sanji being all nervous to tell Zeff he likes men. His hands are shaking and he's trying so hard to look confident as he tells him he likes men and nothing Zeff does will change that.
Zeff then informs him that Patty and Carne are literally married and also he already Knew.
Sanji would absolutely groom Zoro. Goes through his hair to make sure he doesn’t have dandruff or god forbid lice, pops his acne, constantly trying to coax him into the shower so he can scrub him raw. Zoro’s so used to it now he doesn’t even pause his talking while Sanji plucks-
Zonamisan but the whole relationship is just them tormenting Sanji and making him into a proper lil subby hole. Transform him from a nervous lil mess to a fucksleeve desperately begging for more
Sanji going into heat in public and crying pathetically bc his legs won't work and his brain his mush, sobs and blasts pheromones until Zoro comes to collect him 🥴 clings to him the whole way back to the ship, clinging even tighter as his Alpha soothes him with his knot 🥴🥴
Zoro holding Sanji in a full nelson. They're both fully clothed and aren't even doing anything sexual. Zoro just wanted to hold Sanji and Sanji was being a squirmy brat and kept trying to escape his snuggles. Wiggly boys get put in a full nelson.
Zoro who genuinely likes cleaning. Sanji assigns him to scrub the oven as punishment and Zoro does it until the sun sets and Sanji drags him to bed. Sanji's oven never looked cleaner.
Sanji who presents late and thinks he's a beta. Just assumes all his pre-heat symptoms are the start of an illness until suddenly his actual heat hits and he's pretty much grounded bc his legs don't wanna work. He's so confused as to why he's so hot and needy until he gets-
Feral tiger hybrid Zoro calling pampered pet Fox hybrid Sanji his "tiny wife" and protecting him 🤤🥴 Sanji always get so flustered whenever he'd called that and has bitten him on several occasions for introducing him as that to new people.
Sanji getting pregnant and letting his boyfriends care for him 🥺 he's just a good little boy. He complains at first but eventually he accepts his job is to be a good lil mommy and let Zoro and Luffy care for him.
Sanji delirious with fever and clinging to the first person who told him he was safe while he was freaking out. This person ends up being Zoro. Zoro isn't allowed to leave sanji's side for more than a moment because Sanji panics because he associates Zoro with safety.-
I love when artists make sanji a babbling brain broken cock sleeve that begs to be fucked by anyone who will have him. It's beyond erotic and I love seeing him reduced to a pathetic mewling mess that would willingly humiliate himself if it meant getting filled.
Sanji who feels immediately safer when there's a cock inside of him bc he knows his partner won't let anyone else hurt him... Gets to a point where all the tension immediately leaves his body whenever there's anything inside of him and always ends up all limp n heavy for a-
I want Zoro giving Sanji a rag bath and Sanji getting squirmy as Zoro works on his more intimate areas ❤ Zoro's trying so hard to be gentle but the rough material of the rag is stimulating Sanji so much he just can't stay still or quiet.
Alpha Zoro bonding omega Sanji after he goes into rut unexpectedly. The crew physically cannot pry them apart bc Zoro's got his teeth in sanji's throat and they're absolutely terrified he's gonna accidentally kill him if they try. It takes almost three hours to finally seperate
Sanji killing someone is actually so erotic for some reason. I have woombofied him so much in my head that I'm imagining him being all cute and twirly while actively coated in blood and viscera.
S Sanji training bra thoughts. Got cute lil ribbon on it and is padded just enough to make him look like he has lil mosquito bites while he waits for his tits to grow in,,, 🥺
Mershark Zoro thinking Sanji's entered his mating season bc he's being more aggressive and short with him so he drags him in the water to fuck.
Sanji was just going through nicotine withdrawal. And while the sex didn't fix that, it made things a bit better.
Pregnant sanji is driving me crazy. I think Luffy would find out first by wrapping around him, Robin finds out next, then Usopp, Nami, Chopper, Franky, Brook, and Zoro finds out last bc he's an oblivious idiot.
I don't think we talk enough about how like all of the straw hats have killed before. Like there's no way everyone they fight survives. Chopper might have the least casualties but even he has to have killed once or twice. Robin, Zoro and Luffy have probably killed the most.
I need katakuri to turn Sanji into a baby factory so bad actually. Housewifeify him. Barefoot and pregnant and with no tasks beyond being pretty and pregnant. And you know Kata takes such good care of his little wife 💕 he wants for nothing, only the best for him 💞🥴
Sanji "begging" Zoro not to cum inside bc he's ovulating, knowing damn well telling him that will guarantee Zoro cumming as deep inside him as possible 🥴🤤
"Nooo! Don't cum inside meee! I'm super fertile and breedable 😩😭"
Devil fruit that can link peoples minds, but only when they're asleep. Zosan didn't even notice anything until they fell asleep and suddenly they were in the same dreamscape. Though they didn't actually realize anything was wrong until the next day when they discover that that-
Sanji making out with other people while shitfaced drunk, but doing it from the safety of Zoro's lap... Zoro holding his hips and keeping him close even as he's getting his mouth tongue fucked by someone else
Pre ts zosan accidentally pregnancy. Sanji freaks tf out bc he's only 19, he's not ready for a baby-! Zoro is absolutely ecstatic though. Constantly holding Sanji and rubbing his belly, talking about how pretty and sex he looks with his belly round and tits full of milk
I want Zoro to get a check up and Chopper just finds so many things wrong. He's like "wtf, why didn't you tell me you could only hear out of one ear" and Zoro just kinda shrugs and says he didn't think it was important.
At the end Chopper pretty much tells him everything in-
Sanji helping Zoro with his meltdowns. Trying to minimize the damage to the ship while also maintaining distance from Zoro so he doesn't stress him out more.
And Zoro helping Sanji with his shutdowns. Helping him strip to his boxers and getting him bundled up in his blankets.
What about autistic Sanji who needs extra care after sex bc it's just so stimulating. Baby boy's fine motor skills are /gone/. He's teetering around all wobbly and stimming more as his body tries to regulate itself 🥺💕 you better give him something to chew on or he'll bite you
Zoro has cum at least once in all of Sanji's holes bc it gives him a feeling of ownership over him. Like he's claiming his body. And sanji finds that idea so erotic. His slutty holes being claimed and marked by thick loads🥵🥵 he'd never admit just how much he's into it but he-
Omega Sanji getting super fucking aggressive after having his pups. Noone is allowed near him or his babies. He bites and growls and generally just looks Pissed if you even enter the room. Zoro (his mate) is only allowed to get close enough to give him food and water
Zoro eating sanji out during his heat and getting off on his slick alone❤❤🥵 it's like pure ambrosia and he can never get enough. He'll eat him out until he can't even feel his mouth anymore if Sanji let's him
/or/ he could spend the next hour rubbing and massaging every inch of his body after giving him a long hot bath. That feeling of control is intoxicating when mixed with the knowledge that Sanji trusts him with his life and safety.
I dreamt about Yakuza boss Zoro fucking Sanji who was married to someone else knowing damn well nothing is gonna happen to him bc he's literally the dude he's married too's boss. They were in a public bath too and Zoro had someone posted at the door so they weren't interrupted