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Sound Engineering, Wildlife Photography, and Subterranean London. Tolerated by @joehills . ME & hEDS. (she/them) ☸️♿️
Nashville TN, via London UK
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Then we went for a walk in the grounds and got ENGAGED!!!!!
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Made my mum do the ‘guess the hermits’ thing. Sorry
@ZedaphPlays
😂
Also at least she got my fiancé right… second time…
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I’m enjoying the fact that some HC posts are currently categorised under Food because of
@Smallishbeans
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Instead of National Service could we just get Youth Clubs back? There’s nowhere for teens to socialise for cheap, groups of kids are banned from most public areas now and police will 100% be called if kids dared to exist outside of their homes…
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‘It’s not very feminist of you to take your husbands name’
I wanted to so I can get rid of my connection to my dad who is seemingly blacklisted in our shared industry. It’s also not an option to double-barrel or invent one because my partner is an entertainer known for his name.
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I’m marrying THE Tumblr minecraft Sexyman…
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Lolll I just got asked by a middle aged white woman for my wheelchair so she could sit down… because she saw me stand up to get something from my bag. Told her she can ask airport staff for assistance and she huffed at me 🙃
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@Wangleberry
Tumblr so probably doesn’t count but ‘Spiders Georg is an outlier and is not to be counted’
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Unpopular minecraft opinion, but unless you're showcasing a mod or a resource pack, you shouldn't make building tutorial videos whilst using them. By all means show what it looks like with them when you're done but all the time? Nah mate.
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Airport arrivals! I was very tired, bloated and felt like crap but
@joehills
was a sight for sore eyes 😍
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The happiest of birthdays to my favourite human
@joehills
. Here is visual proof that we are absolutely incapable of taking photos together.
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This time two years ago, I was on my way to Nashville after being kept away from
@joehills
for 20 months. Little did I know we both caught covid from the airport that day but it was the start of three of the best months of my life.
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I still can’t get over my cat Lily meeting
@joehills
for the first time, she was asleep on my bed and woke up when he spoke, she 100% recognised his voice and got up to very tentatively inspect him and even got on her hind legs to get a better reach.
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Always feels silly getting upset about the loss of someone else’s pet, but I can only imagine how Scar is feeling right now. So glad that Jellie will live on forever in Minecraft.
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Weird question but do any other neurodiverse people hate inspirational advice? There’s a particular brand of self help that drives me spare because I find it so utterly patronising. Motivational speakers especially.
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In todays episode of things that aged well… 😂
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Feminism is BEING ABLE TO CHOOSE, if you like the name, take the fucking thing.
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Has anyone ever seen
@TangoTekLP
and Jay from
@wickedmakers
in the same room together? Cos they could be separated at birth…
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So
@ZombieCleo
made Affilliate today and the only two times I've seen a hype train go overboard have been in this one stream....
Zombie Cleo: Suffering from Success.
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One of my parent’s friends just told me to take myself off of my medication before I move to America so it doesn’t cost my future husband too much money. I think I’d prefer being on antidepressants during the most stressful years of my life, thanks.
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As a mark of respect we’re abandoning all kinds of accessibility when it comes to readability of our emails…
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Can confirm. Both Joe and Cleo are exactly the same in real life as online.
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Currently showing
@joehills
Black Books for the first time, got to the end of s1 and this scene came on…
Me: ‘I’m not saying I have a type in men, but….’
…
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Post your relationship status using only a meme.
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So grateful for
@joehills
today for helping me save my hair dye job today, my last UK hairdressing appointment didn’t take very well and our wedding is IMPENDING. (Before (two weeks ago) and after to show the sheer amount of fading that had happened and subsequent topping up)
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Oh hey. This happened a year ago apparently.
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Barely awake. Perfect time to brandish sharp implements at a pumpkin.
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Paperwork all sorted. Now I’ve got to get off my arse and then pack for my new life with
@joehills
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Look at my future sister-in-law 😍
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😂
If I knew Joe's partner would arrive this weekend, I would have never pranked him so hard.
Ah...whom am I kidding...lol
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Joe has fully shaved for the first time since we’ve been together and I keep staring at his face 😂
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My Hermitcraft TCG cards arrived this morning. Some nice pulls and a signed
@ZedaphPlays
card!
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Feeling a bit rusty at minecraft because it just keeps updating and you don’t know what to do? Got a kid that wants to play mc and you don’t have the foggiest how to even start? Go watch
@Pixlriffs
’s survival guide videos! They’re wonderful!
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I'm enjoying the fact that
#TrumpSmellsLikeAss
is trending because in the UK, Trump also means fart, so "Fart smells like ass" is a satisfying one.
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@AliceRoseAnew
@benobiefuna
@kniqui
@cindywangbrandt
Most toddlers masturbate, and they’re usually told ‘hey not in public’ in a non shameful way.
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@toomanyspectra
Also a lot of people are having long term disruptions to taste and smell even when they no longer have covid. It's one of the most irritating long term symptoms too.
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@CynBlogger
@GeologyTime
I love that beautiful shit but there's no way that lot are ethically sourcing it. :(
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Absolutely horrified my parents by describing my vision problem as ‘you know when you were bored as a young kid in school and you’d push your eyes in a bit to see the pretty lights?’ Apparently that was not a universal phenomenon…
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Now I’m home from honeymoon I can share a few fun things that happened that would have instantly identified where we stayed. A bear walked underneath our hotel balcony, it was only about 15ft away from us. We also went up a 400ft rickety old tower and it shook in the wind…
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Cw dentist:
Just had to have an emergency tooth extraction and bone graft and holy shit it was the first time I’ve ever been to a dentist that believed me that hEDS messes with local anaesthetic, I was fully NUMB for the first time ever.
Gonna be a fun recovery but so relieved.
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I also spent some of my birthday money from my family on a new chariot. It is unyet named. We shall have all of the adventures together! Also spot the POTS friendly footrests :3
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You don’t realise how often you get up to do small things around the house until you sprain your ankle and you’re watched like a hawk by your husband and your stepchild. 😂
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Whoever is playing Things Can Only Get Better right now is a LEGEND.
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Joe is up against one of those newfangled dsmp’ers and needs your vote on tumblr! Vote for cryptid magnetism!!!
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Quick repeat PSA for those who don’t know; If you see missing people posts on social media, ask for a police report number or a missing persons website link. Doing so, you can stop abusers searching for their victims who have gone into hiding.
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Goodbye London. You’ve been a hell of a ride and I will miss you terribly but I’m seeing someone else and I thought you should know. It’s not you. It’s me.
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@redactedhills
So many people don't realise that a great way to help diversity is to help people onto the first rung of the ladder, the rich famous streamers could 100% help out by creating a fund for basic video/streaming tutorials and equipment for people who need more help.
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Too lazy to walk from one side of my storage room to the other... Llama railway it is...
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@ZombieCleo
Joe is going to be so confused when we tell him how we pulled off being in the same place at the same time.
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@tw1tte7
@JaneyGodley
Because the people she’s deriding are ALSO working all hours they can.
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@docm77
@xisumavoid
The sheer amount of times I have crossed paths with him in London is mental. 😂
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Just woke up to my first morning in Nashville and incredibly grateful I travelled yesterday.
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This is another one of those ‘the internet is tiny and everyone knows each other’ dealios.
Creeper Cookies with REAL Ash?! Mooshroom Cookies with Steak and Mushrooms?!?! Let's Cook some OVERLY MINECRAFTY Cookies! w/
@MrBarryLewis
!
> > > < < <
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Welcome new followers! Just a warning that I'm often very sweary and forthright, and that this account will soon be me constantly whining that I can't see my fiancé and slagging off the various governments involved in my life. But welcome! Feel free to pour yourself a cuppa!
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@Pixlriffs
Wait, you’re older than me by a few months?!! I’ve always thought you were a fair bit younger.
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There's two kinds of video game players. With Euro Truck Sim, I'm the kind of player that just likes driving to unwind and exploring the european radio stations.
@ilmango1
is another kind entirely.😂
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I also beat
@joehills
on my favourite pinball machine, I was playing my ball 2 for so long that my hands cramped 😂😂😂😂
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Totally related to previous news… Anyone know a good immigration lawyer that can help with a fiancée visa? 😂😍 also anyone I know that has moved internationally?
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Oh hey, I've been dating* a boy for two years today! That's a thing! 💜💜💜💜💜
*We STILL haven't been on an actual date yet... The joys of long distance and childcare...
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America, you have a Joe back (he just touched down in a secret location to transfer back to Nashville) he should be still in one piece.
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Shit I did/happened to me in 2023, in photos: Joe came to London and partook in his first Old Rope. I was in the same room with most of my childhood comedy heroes over a weekend at the BFI and
@Centuritron
made adorable knitted Joe and I…
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Making sure the important things fit in the moving boxes.
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I know that people joke that America is decades behind the rest of the world but they genuinely use the term ‘spaz’ and ‘spastic’ unchallenged…
Feels like I’m in a playground in the 1980s.
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Some people have animal alarm clocks to wake them up in the morning. I have a bedtime reminder every night.
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Joe’s face whilst watching an Aaron Carter movie on
@mpt3k1
’s stream is an understatement of discomfort.
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Demonstrating that I have the worst phone cover to sit next to a swimming pool with.
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