Chachmei Lizhankeh πͺπ₯
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Sporadic jokes and Torah musings, and Retweeter of funny tweets. Opinions are my employerβs, not at all my own. Retweets = endorsements - from my employer ππ»
New York City, NY
Joined August 2020
Honest question: has anyone seen any other Jewish-themed Washington's Dream parodies? I think it's a very funny prompt. If you know of any - or came up with any - please drop them below. "Next is the shmonah esrei, which means 18" "So it has 18 blessings, sir?" "No. It has 19"
We shall measure volume in units of olives and eggs. Will these olives be the size of olives and the eggs the size of eggs, sir? No. The olives shall be a random volume much much larger than an olive and the eggs shall be an even larger random volume.
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@FarroYossi @CraftsmanBob @stoolpresidente Waiting for him to try out some herring with geshmak herring π
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RT @Badchonews: [MBD dating scene] Girl: So, um, I'm going to order now, what can I get you? @MBD_real: *stares* Girl: *stares back* [Aβ¦
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RT @Badchonews: βWe ΒΉ] ΒΉβΎ (α΅) the People of the United States, in Order to form ππ» a more perfect Union Β²] Β²βΎ β½α΅βΎ, establish Justice*, insuβ¦
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If I heard correctly @EliLebowicz suggested someone make a National Geographic about frum people & culture & I just wanted to say I've always wanted to see that cuz it'd probably be hilarious (Shor Yoshuv did a bit in their 2017 Purim Shpiel, Trey Kennedy has (a goyish) one too)
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@yoniChanowitz @Vlo_Avlasa_Bo Brah national Jewographic is a film I need to watch someone please make it happen @endimem_music obviously this includes the pale yungerman
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@jewishmemequeen You're starting to sound like my friend the archeologist
Op-Ed: βThe current dating system simply isn't working; I've struggled with dating long enough. It's an outdated method, it has to change and it has to change NOWβ - my archeologist friend, struggling to accurately date pitcher fragments found in Judea
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@KassyAkiva Little do they know some newlywed guy in deal NJ is the one manufacturing those kaffiyehs (this is a joke for those who can't tell)
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@Milbermann It's also Tu Bishvat Perfect time for a βdateβ
This year Tu B'Shvat and Valentine's day are just one day apart so I'll make sure to have a date
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@IMedaber @shnayor Curious btw is this irregularity (I think he means beginning with a vav? Or else just the way it flows from first yet still #2) unique to Tanya or perhaps extant elsewhere I'm not a boki but like maybe with AI, Otzar - is it not in Shala, Nefesh Hachaim, Kisvei Ari, PE"Ch, etc.
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@Am_Yisroel_Chai @shnayor I don't see how this comment has anything to do with the original question, you're bringing in a completely separate topic which has no bearing here as the Tanya was indeed written
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RT @JokeOverMyHead: The Mishnah in Rosh Hashanah (1:1) has two opinions regarding the date of the New Year for the Trees. Beis Shammai saβ¦
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