Smol Mike
@BadMothaFucka
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lmao you didn’t like what I said and now you’re here creeping. douche the sand out that vag and get a life, dork.
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Joined August 2010
@CNviolations I’d be ok with it. I want to eat my pizza in a booth, play vidya and drink Pepsi from a Coca-Cola cup dammit.
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I took cold medicine last night and had a dream I was an airline pilot flying a plane in an adidas track suit that was stolen from the grave of Elvis.
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@EvelinaHahne @Orwellsghost28 Watch out fellas, this might be a trap. Women are known to say very sensible things right before they ask you to move a couch.
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@mattyglesias It’s funny that they’ll take the time to look into this and then vote on trillions of dollars in spending without reading it.
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@gratiotface @Dwhite1904 @mattyglesias The law is retarded then and even if he breaks it we have the precedent of blanket pardons anyway so he can just do whatever tf he wants.
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@gratiotface @Dwhite1904 @mattyglesias No I think he should have a house that he can do all his functions from considering what he may need to respond to at a moments notice any time of day. It’s really retarded that we don’t do that.
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@gratiotface @puertojano @mattyglesias Why wouldn’t the sec def have a government house outfitted with all the state of the art security (even the paint)? Do we want the sec def to receive a 2am comm about the movement of nuclear subs from just any old place they rented?
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@gratiotface @Dwhite1904 @mattyglesias If we’re attacked we’re not gonna wait until he drives to the office for him to respond and we’re not gonna send the info over consumer comms. Govt house with all the bells and whistles
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@InternetH0F Sometimes they ching sometimes they chong. They all look the same but don’t get along.
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If you still got all ten fingers when you’re done you’re workin too slow
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