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Dating a Jehovah's witness girl is pure gold. No birthday, no Xmas, no clubbing, no Valentine. Just umbrella and Sandals,and we are just fine.😅
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Gents how would you explain this to your boys ?
Ladies, would you believe him?
MaMkhize Rutendo
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@thatom_thatom
Just keep quiet while you plan your next move and make sure you empty that bank account when you’re leaving!
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Dating a Jehovah's witness girl is pure gold. No birthday, no Christmas, no clubbing, no Valentine. Just umbrella and Sandals,and we are just fine.😅
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RULES OF DATING SOMEONE'S WIFE‼️‼️
1. Never take photos with her.
2. If you called and she hangs up, don't call her back, the husband is around.
3. Don't text her love messages.
4. Satan should not tempt you to sleep at her house even when her husband is out of the country.
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Unless it’s urgent DO NOT get married in community of property no matter how drunk in love you are!
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There is nothing as painful as seeing your stepdad drinking Mpesu
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I have never been given heart attack by a client in court like today 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
Magistrate: I find you not guilty as there's no evidence that you committed a crime.
My client: Thank you, I won't do it again.
Me: (faints).
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@bokoromonio
Virgins always win. You also gain your husband’s trust and get away with a lot . Let’s normalise girls keeping themselves for marriage
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My nominations for the Black Twitter cabinet
President
@ChrisExcel102
Vice President
@AdvoBarryRoux
Minister of Photoshop
@RealMrumaDrive
Minister of Screenshots
@destinyzee
Minister of Controversial Affairs
@lavidaNOTA
Minister of Sex
@SthembiD
Minister of Foreigners in
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What has been your most traumatic experience?
Me : walking on my grandparents having s*x after a surprise visit😭
I haven’t healed.
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Some people are cruel . Why force someone to eat chocolate in a plastic ?😭
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Would you date someone living with HIV on medication with an undetectable viral load. Why or why not?
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If you want to disappoint a black person just say “it’s personal” when they ask you a question.
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RULES OF DATING SOMEONE'S WIFE‼️‼️
1. Never take photos with her.
2. If you called and she hangs up, don't call her back, the husband is around.
3. Don't text her love messages.
4. Satan should not tempt you to sleep at her house even when her husband is out of the country.
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Did you know that in Zimbabwe, Nurses are professionally referred to as sisters both male or female.
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Sicela ishow ethi ,”Sakugcina uyiWorshipper”
Church dropouts share your stories!
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On behalf of all African men. We agreed that no sex in December. We are refocusing and reenergising
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