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The Baba Yaga of w$$res. Tired f$$w. alt account for bitching about werk and life.

escaped from Mordor
Joined December 2022
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
@ShenisRespecter @hecubian_devil A black person using that word is very different from a white person using it. There's no way that word should pass a white person's lips. Ever.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
5 months
I hate hate hate when potential cl!3nts carrot dangle and say shit like "hopefully you're good and I can become a regular". Like if you want to be a regular, be a regular. Messages like this make me want to just do the bare minimum.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
4 months
@theallfather_0 @AshandyTemi That's not how vaginas work.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
7 months
@DrMilburn @ask_aubry The devil doesn't need an advocate.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
Ok, I don't normally post braggery, but I made $960 today with my lower rate special. It feels really good after all this uncertainty to know that I can make a living here. I have options. I feel calmer than I have in a long time.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
4 months
@theallfather_0 @AshandyTemi Penis is not powerful enough to permanently alter vagina, but so many men like to pretend that it is.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
2 months
@_nomadic_soul @BloatMcQueen Do these guys honestly believe we need a reminder that we aren't fertile for our whole lives? 🙄🙄
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
I have to bite my tongue a bit with my new whale. He's willing to spend the big bucks on overnights, and he's low maintenance sex wise. But he's more right wing than I am, and it's tiresome to listen to him go on and on about how he did everything right and now he's rich.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
3 months
@Nattalie_fem2 @JohnniesIce You are valuable regardless of your libido. And not every man wants sex all the time either.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
4 months
@biggunboyfrmdaY @theallfather_0 @AshandyTemi If you find women's bodies so repulsive, why not try fucking men for a change?
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
There is something so ugly about a woman shaming another woman for doing sex work.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
@ijbolistani Seriously, women have always participated during wartime.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
4 months
@biggunboyfrmdaY @theallfather_0 @AshandyTemi Semen does temporarily alter Ph, but not vaginal tightness. A lot of you guys need some anatomy lessons from someone qualified (not Andrew Tate).
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
29 days
@htTweets How rough do you need to be to make a woman bleed to death after sex????
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
4 months
@biggunboyfrmdaY @theallfather_0 @AshandyTemi And it doesn't change our physiology at all. Imagine that! Just like your pern doesn't shrink after being crushed within thousands of vaginas.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
6 months
I read today that nem not reading our ads before contacting us is another example of weaponized incompetence, and I can't stop thinking about it.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
9 months
So yesterday a former cl!3nt reached out to me ON MY PERSONAL FACEBOOK!!!! To inquire if I'm coming back to his city anytime soon. I replied saying this is a serious boundary violation. He said I realize that, but I don't have your work number!!?? Like wtf?
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
I get so irritated when I see beautiful boudoir photos with ladies wearing garter belts without stockings. Like why???
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
2 months
I get so much enjoyment from refusing to accommodate clients that I saw before when I first moved here and was in a very vulnerable economic position.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
When I started my career in SW, I would get asked to wear a schoolgirl skirt sometimes. Now, I get asked to be sexy stepmom. This is what aging looks like in this biz. 🤣
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
3 months
@TwittaHoney Agreed. There should be memorials set up on plantations, like the Holocaust Memorial
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
4 months
@RaineKendall @ask_aubry Did he think about the impact rape would have on your future?
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
11 months
@thecosynovelist @clareblackwood @JensLyon And she's the one who actually gives birth. If anything, kid should have her name.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
I had a four hour outcall Friday night that became a (fully compensated) overnight. This guy is loaded and looking for a lady to go stay in nice hotels and travel with. I'm going to see him again after my shift tonight. I'm having a very rough time of the month right now
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
10 months
I'm so tired of people who haven't worked a day in this industry claiming to be experts on our experience. I don't go around claiming to know more about construction jobs. Sit down and kindly shut the fuck up, give the real experts a chance to actually speak.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
8 months
Moving to this new city was a really smart and beneficial move for me. I definitely couldn't keep my head above water where I was living before. However, being 40 and starting over as an 3$cort in a new town is intimidating. In my old town, I had a decade of regulars.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
16 days
I just found out that one of my good regulars is a c0p. I'll keep violating hiss @$$ and taking his money, idgaf. But it's weird and unsettling.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
I had some dirtbag ask for an outcall tonight while I was at the studio. He insisted that stockings are 'a must '. I didn't bring any with me, so I told him I'd be an extra thirty minutes cuz I had to stop by my house to pick them up for him. His response? "This isn't going well
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
5 months
@JessPected Someone I know was being abused by her partner. She called the police. They decided that she was drunk (she'd had a few drinks but so what?) and deserved a beat down. She complained, they investigated themselves and decided her claims and photo evidence were insufficient.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
3 months
That time when a c0cked up cl!3nt blew his bloody nose with my reusable makeup remover cloth is another example of why I prefer not to entertain cl!3nts in my home.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
4 months
When I realized it was him, I am proud of how I handled the situation. I was calm. I wasn't mean, but I didn't sugarcoat how his actions impacted me. I told him he was too rough with me last time and I wasn't comfortable seeing him again. He left without a fight. (2
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
2 years
Did an overnight with a regular last night. I know I screwed up by not reminding him that overnights cost more. We went out for a nice dinner, and back to the room. He was really stressing me out, even tho he's generally a good client.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
Whelp, I hate to do this, but I have lowered my rate for an 'intro special ' and I already had one appointment today. I hate lowering my rates, but less bucks is better than no bucks.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
8 months
Working in this br0thel rocks. The owner, who also works, makes her own w33d gummies and shares them when she's on shift with me. Living my best life.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
4 months
@Eli4real @isabellayonce @nadtheperson Most of my female friends have experienced multiple sexual assaults.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
I get so annoyed with tr!ck$ who text one word inquiries. Like we know you're probably booking a wh0re because you're too lazy to date, but Jesus Christ at least put in the effort to type out entire sentences.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
3 months
When I first came here, yes I saw cl!3nts in my home. I needed money. I wasn't yet licensed and had to wait to work in studio. I find it nothing but arrogance and unexamined privilege for a cl!3nt to refuse to screen or come to a studio. A few workers were r @ped in private incall
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
8 months
@tsjaylamarie If I was single, hell yeah! You're beautiful.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
9 months
Some asshole came into the studio tonight and boundary pushed a new girl, during her very first session. My coworker and I kicked the asshole out. I brought a riding crop just in case. He was such a dickhead and it felt good to kick his ass out.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
Some tr!ck just messaged me asking if I had plans to travel to SF. I said sure, book a fly me to you. He's like I can't afford that, but I think we'd have fun. 🙄 So you think me traveling on my own dime to a place that is super hostile towards SW is fun for me? Bitch please.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
7 months
@JessPected This! In my abusive first marriage, we went to couples counseling. He would scream, punch walls, SA me and put me down behind closed doors. In therapy, he would say all the right things while I'd sit there like a lump, traumatized and angry. Therapist believed I was the problem.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
6 months
My first inquiry of the day was some dickhead saying he's unwilling to meet me at the studio, wants to see me at home, but won't provide screening. When I said I wasn't comfortable, he mansplained that not all men assault women. 🙄🙄🙄
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
4 months
I worked a double today. The guy who was super rough booked an appointment with me today. He usually calls the studio, so I don't have his number. He called me directly for the appointment. I did not recognize his voice. When he arrived, I greeted him at the door. (1
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
4 months
What is with these losers asking for selfies holding up fingers during the booking process? Totally ridiculous.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
too disorganized. I'll try tomorrow. Maybe I overreacted, but I told him to lose my number.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
2 months
I started my shift a little bit late today because my coworker overslept. I got to the studio before she did, and there was a guy waiting. I let him come in and he said he wanted to stay for a half hour. I told him my rate for hh (200) and he said "150." I told him to leave.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
2 months
@SatoadshiLite @KikiTooSweet4u @rawmilkhoney She obviously styled her hair in a messy style. Not the same thing at all.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
So I went to the drop-in space for SWers that I had contacted about printing the paperwork for my license. I expected a sw drop in, like in my old city. It turned out to be a resource centre and brothel all in one. It was a total sw cooperative. I have indicated
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 month
@Try2StopME @theliverdr @DrHarryDOesHep Tell that to all the women raped and murdered in India.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
7 months
@triggaricch44 @insultsrare Great, officers abusing their authority. Nothing changes.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
3 months
So this asshole has been chasing me for months trying to set up an appointment. Today we made a plan. I gave him the address to the studio, got ready, grabbed an uber, only for him to cancel five minutes out because he's uncomfortable with studios. I fucking hate him.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
When I ended things with my gf, she told me that she 'felt hurt ' when I told her I was an escort. I told her on the first date, she had all the info to make an informed choice about pursuing a relationship with me. As a policy, I am honest about my work with dates.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 month
@dressmeupRED He sounds so exhausting, disrespectful and entitled. I hate that shit.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
My mental health has not been good lately. Starting over is hard. Doing sex work in a recession is hard. I feel like the walls are closing in on me, like there's no way out. I wish a lot of things in my life were different. I just feel burdened and sad.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
28 days
@Mankosmash @Gulde @DiggingInTheDi1 @RealDianeYap Men lie too, what's your fucking point?
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
Well, three cli3nts down, one more on the way. I guess running this special was the right call.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
10 months
@Pound4PoundGMG @heyjoydoe Lemme guess, you're a cis man.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
5 months
Just had someone reach out for a session and admit he only has $140 to spend. How these nem don't understand about saving up for an experience you want is beyond me.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 month
@ReignofBrahmin @mehtabackupacc Not true, but nice try with the false equivalencies
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
2 years
3. I would be ok with giving this reg a bit of a break on my overnight rate, but doing it for the same $ as a 3 hour booking, sacrificing sleep and time with my cats, feels really shitty. I'm not going to make an issue of it, but I will refuse overnights going forward with him.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
11 months
I really don't understand why so many tr!ck$ send irritating intro text messages. One of the ones that annoys me the most is when they call me 'hun'. It just grates.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
So apparently asking a bullshit trick to follow my booking protocol is 'mean' and 'stressful'. Too many nem are such pathetic little babies. Like I'm sorry I have protocols to keep myself safe you absolute douchecanoe.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
3 months
Sponge removal saga. My bf tried really hard to get it out. He couldn't either. I am currently waiting at the ER after being refused service at a walk-in clinic because the doctor doesn't deal with female issues 🙄🙄🙄
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
8 months
The amount of requests for bbfs I've been getting is off the hook bonkers. Like, are nem ok?
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
2 years
@grumpyhooker It is rape. If consent is contingent on payment, not paying is a violation of consent.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
2 years
Whenever someone says they're 'sapiosexual' I roll my eyes with my entire body.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
9 months
Ok, now that I'm back from the Caribbean I'm ready to talk about my experience. This has been my first experience doing a paid 'vacation' with a client. We'll call him John. I met John about ten years ago on seeking. I gave him a sensual massage and some cuddles. He asked me to
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
Just had another one ask for a 100$ discount on a two hour outcall. And he said he had liquor and implied that he would go down on me, as if every professional lady's dream is to have some nasty ass tr!ck awkwardly tonguing my nethers. It was tempting to accept these losers
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
4 and threw the remainder of the pint in his face. Honestly, it felt pretty damned good.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
10 months
Going on a cruise with a cl!3nt tomorrow. I'm a bit freaked out about the border and I am going to miss my bf and kitties so much. At the same time it's fucking cold here and I don't mind the idea of going somewhere nice and warm.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
Got home at 1am with a bottle of whiskey and dried cum in my hair. Just another day at the office.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
Did two outcalls today (can't do incall right now because I'm packing and my room is a disaster). The second one in particular was delightful. Having enjoyable sex with someone I have no emotional investment in was just what I needed today.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
2 years
@Alwayssleepy222 I should ask.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
This fool just texted to arrange an outcall at 3.35, asked how quickly I can travel to him. I said 4.30-5 earliest. He's like I have to leave my house at 4 to be somewhere. Like WTF??? Some days I can't with these dumbasses.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
2 years
4. Feeling pretty sad and ashamed of myself.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
3 months
and I decided to stop seeing new cl!3nts at my home. It enrages me that so many men expect me to risk rape, beatings, robbery and murder for their comfort. Hate them.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
Got another outcall tonight. Cl$3nt was saved as Time Waster, so I asked him for a deposit. He sent me the entire payment for the hour. Guess I kinda have to go now, eh. 😂
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
Just had a cl!3nt that I like contact me and ask for an outcall this evening. When I got out of the shower, he cancelled because 'he's sick'. Apparently one can contract a cold moments after booking a c0mpanion. I'm mad. He's flaked on me before and I find it a bit demoralizing.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
that once I'm licensed I'd like to work there, and they seemed happy about it. I think this could be really good. It's nice to work somewhere other than your home.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
11 months
Lazy Sunday with my little baby.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
9 months
Puked on a guys d!ck twice at work yesterday. I hate when they immediately start aggressively face fucking you, like give me a chance to relax into the act you absolute dipshit. I swallowed it back like a true pro and kept on going.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
9 months
@thotialan @queenzingha__ Oh look, another m @n with an unwashed ass has an opinion. 🙄
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
2 years
I ended a long friendship yesterday with a fellow swer because she went on a transphobic rant on my socials. I live with a trans man (bestie). My gf is a trans woman. My home has been targeted by transphobes. And this bitch expects her transphobia to be handled with care.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
I am so fucking angry. I posted an ad. This guy contacted me and wanted a session right away. I told him I'd need 20 minutes to shower. He texted that he was here after maybe 10 minutes. I texted I was just getting out of the shower. He started rushing me to be ready.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
6 months
@84Jezza @ask_aubry The legal system was designed by men to protect other men from true accountability.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
2 years
2. Since he's a regular, and he's always been good with $ before, I assumed he knew that overnights are more expensive than the 3 hrs he usually books. He gave me the money in the morning and it was my 3 hour rate + an extra $50 for an Uber.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
I'm so tired of getting inquiries and then having them hem and haw about whether or not my services are worth it/trying to find reviews, but I only have them on the review board in my old city. I just want to cry. I need to be earning money and instead I just deal with dickheads
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
Some asshat in my insta DMs just informed me that I'm hot. Like obviously I'm hot, say it with your wallet, you douche.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
2 years
the last time I had a dick in my ass, it was during the most painful and traumatic rape I've ever experienced. When tricks try to suggest bypassing the greek boundary, they are reminding me of that trauma. I am so angry that I have to have PTSD triggers activated
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
9 months
My weekend with a client in another city was really fun. I missed my bf like mad, but ate some good food, had some fun cocktails and stayed in a fabulous apartment. Now I can afford to take my kittens to the vet. 😁
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
2 years
Is it wrong that I troll guys on the internet who say they won't date sex workers and tell them to stop watching porn until they're ready to respect us?
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
but I don't want to pass up all that cash, so I'm just going to put a disc in, self medicate with weed and wine, and get that money.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
@curmudgeonland @That1MedStudent Calling 911 isn't safe for everyone. Discrimination in the medical field is common.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
I blocked a motherfucker because he was too cheap to get a room and too lazy to wash his dick. Ugh.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
2 months
@Kissmyazz24 How do they not realize that they are proving our point???
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
My last cli3nt of the day was high as fuck on bl0w. He went into my ensuite, grabbed my reusable makeup cloth, and wiped his bloody boogers all over it. Just another day at the office.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
1 year
Still struggling with motivation. My room is still a mess. Today I think I will make small, manageable goals for myself. Fold and put away laundry, make bed, maybe clean bathroom.
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@BabaYagaOfHooka
BabaYaga
11 months
A couple of days ago, I told my kittens that it would make me so happy if they would do their adorable cuddle puddles in my bed sometimes because I get cold and lonely. Last night this happened. ❤️❤️
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