My old boss did a lot of stupid things, like, proper mental, but the funniest was when he was on the roof of our shop, and looked like he was about to leap the 6-foot distance to one of the other buildings. I said, "Jim, there's no way you'll make that jump."

@Uncannylassie I'm so sorry, Liz. Goats are wonderful.

@BloodyShellKen 😂😂😂

@Dave_The_Fave Happy (belated) Birthday, David. I hope you got everything that you wanted.

@JefferyParsnip I never miss a sausage hunt. Let me know when.

@BethanJones9 Boooooo! Crappers, I hope you feel better soon.

@WeirdInTheWade @BBCSounds Congratulations, that's fantastic!

RT @BloodyShellKen: My mum & sister are going without alcohol during Oct to raise funds for Alzheimer's Society in memory of my dad, who di…

@parapsychschool Was it one of those.....bags for...after...life?

@BloodyShellKen That's......a lot.

@Bafflegabble I too, would sink into the floor if that happened to me.

@BloodyShellKen @UncannyBlingy @LadyHemulen @Uncannylassie @danny_robins Thank you, Michelle. That's me not sleeping tonight.

@EllenFWalker I'm so sorry, Ellen. There's nothing I can say that won't sound like a cliche, but I send you and your family all my love.

@WeirdInTheWade @britpodawards Huge congratulations! Well deserved! 🥳

@subi_shah I'm ok, thank you, Subi. I hope you are well. x

@ohsinnerman I'm not an expert, but shouldn't there be more stuff in there?

@JefferyParsnip I genuinely thought you were going to walk into, and under, the water there for a moment.

@ciaranokeeffe Phwoar!