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PhD in Parking Sciences || Stadium Scoop-Haver || Here for the #TailgateCulture and Brewers memes
Wisconsin, USA
Joined October 2023
The Brice is right! Brice Turang wins the 2024 @RawlingsSports National League Platinum Glove Award!
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jesse winker in midseason form on day 1
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"former Brewers major league starting pitcher so talented at pitching he's now a bullpen catcher"
Forgot to mention that former Marlins reliever Chi Chi Gonzalez is back with the organization, this time as a bullpen catcher. #Marlins
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when someone shows you who they really are, believe them "fuck TICKETS, buy THE PARKING"
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folks it’s called “FREE” agency - players wanting to play in Milwaukee need to give up their agency and play for free
Marlins have now spent more FA money this offseason than the Cardinals and Brewers so feel free to harass those reporters for the time being.
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we need to memorialize this guy’s name like we did with the “Mendoza Line.” the official petition to call players who sign a massive deal and then never see the playing surface again as “Rendon-ing it”
We won't be seeing Anthony Rendon on the diamond for a long time
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DAWG THEY ARE SO BROKE THEY COULDN’T EVEN RE-SIGN THE FREE AGENT BAT BOY
Hello friends, My time with the Milwaukee Brewers has come to an end, however, I am happy to share that I have accepted an offer from @PrincessCruises for the role of Guest Relations Agent for the 2025 Alaskan season. I am excited to take this first step in fulfilling my dream of pursing a career in tourism. I could not have done so this quickly without the experience I gained throughout the last two seasons with my hometown ball club. I also look forward to cheering on The Crew, albeit from afar this year. Thank you all for supporting me on this journey, no matter how chaotic it may have been. 💙💛
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@AlanDMyattPhD @JLucroy20 as does the executive branch's ability to override congress. again, checks and balances
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joke's on you, this will be the entire rotation by June
Sounds like Woody won’t be ready to start the year so here are some candidates to be the 5th starter in the rotation… • DL Hall • Aaron Ashby • Jacob Misiorowski • Chad Patrick • Logan Henderson • Carlos Rodriguez
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Ah yes, they’re not cutting the research, they’re just cutting the “general operations and administration” of the research. Got it! ✅
They’re not cutting funding for the research but rather the amount universities can siphon off for general operations and administrative bloat.
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if you don’t know who this person is you don’t get to complain about quality of Brewers’s TV broadcasts
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to make it to a winner-take-all playoff game and just utterly lose the script and stop doing all the things that got you there in the first place during the regular season
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patty scrolling twit on the sidelines and seen the tweet
Mr Mahomes i have a lot more riding on this than you do ($17) so if we could get back out there and find you 50.5 more passing yards i would appreciate it
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Mr Mahomes i have a lot more riding on this than you do ($17) so if we could get back out there and find you 50.5 more passing yards i would appreciate it
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most unhinged tweet of 2025
Thousands of little white boys will remember Cooper DeJean’s pick six in the Super Bowl for the rest of their lives. Seeing someone who looks like you play the position they said wasn’t for your kind means everything. This is our Jackie Robinson moment.
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christ, i think dotson first TD scorer was like +4000 wasnt it, lotta people are going to be really mad lol
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a lot of you have no idea how lucky jerseys work
"OMG my favorite team is in the Super Bowl no better time to break out my Matisse Thybulle jersey" (via @HardRockBet)
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