So I updated my profile. Maybe it’ll help me get some more followers.
I listed a plethora of hobbies and interests.
I’m sure this is the missing ingredient.
Sex bots, leave me alone!
Almost 300 new friends today !!!
And I ain’t even like those pretty girls who can shake their booty and follows drop from the heavens. I’m just a flea bag that nobody loves.
I was hoping this account would instill fear in mean doers but I’m thinking people are thinking my ugliness is a form of cuteness.
Best not call me a good boy, playa.
Trying my hand at being one of those motivational speaker bots. Here goes.
“ Better to burp and taste it then poot and waste it”
Thank you. Please. No applause. Please. You’re too kind.
What a everone getting marked w sensitive content today?
I’m going to type a dirty word and please let me know if it’s marked sensitive.
Here goes.
Booty
Thanks for all the follows and reposts tonight. I am truly humbled. I know you’re thinking ,” Great. Here comes a speech.” Nope. Just gratitude and a thank you.
You know you suck when you wake up and you only have one new follower and it’s an only fans girl. Hit the road floozie. I’ll get real friends one day who love me for me and not my bank account. Hey does anyone have $50 I can have?I saw a cool machete on eBay.
Still following all you great people back !!! If you’re a turd licker who is mean to
@kellying1022
don’t follow me.
She’s super sweet and we’re not letting anyone bully her.
@MLilyjo
@BrianHirsh1
THERE ARE TONS OF PATRIOTS ON X THAT HAVE LOTS OF LESS FOLLOWERS THAN THAT... MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST LET PPL GAIN FOLLOWERS AS THEY COME IT'S KIND OF SHITTY TO SUPPORT JUST ONE PERSON...
I could have already hit 1,000 followers with all the sex bots hanging on to me like fleas. You know they desperate for money if they trying to scam an ugly ass dog . I’m blocking y’all , sex bots. Quit following me !!!
$BOMO where’s that Beef Swellington guy that told me to eat a hamburger yesterday?
Where’s that Cheng guy ?
Where’s that Scottish Texan dude who’s not a financial adviser?
Where’s that dude with the red shirt?
@anima76
@MelissalM
@fluffycatattack
Well , well, well. What did I walk into? I’ve been know to eat a little grass when I’m constipated. So I am essentially a vegan on that particular day before I drop the hammer.
Amazing someone who claims to be a Christ follower wishes harm on others investments and fixes it so you can’t even reply. We hear you clearly. You’re not baring the fruit that you want though. I suggest being a better example of the love of God. I see none here.
Literally was reading this guy’s replies before I followed back and he got suspended … he was making violent threats.
I know this is at least his second account.
@TuckerPoodleMA
As someone who has cats and has a Fox den next door, definitely a Fox. A cat struts slowly , effortlessly as if it doesn’t weigh anything.
This fox is small but it weighs about 20 pounds and it’s trotting and I can tell even though it’s small it walks like a fox .
After a disagreement with a good friend , we decided to let the truth of the internet speak. This poll is for only the choices listed.
What’s your favorite cereal out of these:
@GringoMugs
product review of your mugs. They really suck .
Also stop following people and blocking them the next day. How do you expect to sell your lame ass mugs? The people you block are the only ones that would buy them probably.
@budgetwiseguy67
@BiologicalWoma2
Hello there. Your skull is very intimidating. Have been partaking in the liquor tonight ? Perhaps you can just hang out with Uncle Joe and take some grammar lessons. Is that what you want? Because you’re sewing dissension and spewing vitriol. Let’s focus on the problem.
@PicklesKelly1
@Tishara72
What’s the matter with you ? Does your one follower know how you talk to women?
And Pickles as a name is pretty lame. I bet you make out with your pillow at night bc you are a lonely , sad person. Be better.