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#AMC #Doge “I didn’t see any of this shit coming.”-Sun Tzu - Pronouns:Deez/Nutz CEO of GFY LLC.

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@TheInsiderPaper $113 billion for Ukraine and $1.9 million for Hawaii… seems legit. What if Hawaii identifies as Ukraine?
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@Breaking911 Shipping companies have insurance. And I’m sure the bridge was insured. But let’s not waste an opportunity to launder money.
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@dom_lucre Money laundering. Never let a crisis go to waste. The rich get richer.
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@Rainmaker1973 @Lucky7Paul “The Shining” vibes.
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@WallStreetSilv They really need to change uniforms, just sayin. #Fedboiz
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#AMC #GME #StockMarket We’ve been doing it wrong.
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@alx Political theatre. It’s like the WWE. It’s all fake. They go eat lunch together after the show.
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@jasrifootball 😂🤣Drew Lock with the ultimate troll. Hurts didn’t shake Dak’s hand either bruh, he only shakes hands if he wins.
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@AshleyBaker_21 I’m already sick of the WNBA again. All this negative energy towards one person is draining. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@WallStreetSilv Why are places firing employees for trying to do the right thing? 😵‍💫
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@stillgray They know the serial numbers can be traced when the turn them on right…and there locked so they can’t use them…you know what, never mind. God send the floods again please. Let’s start it all over again.
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@WallStreetSilv 600sq feet? $1000 a month? 😳 God, Please send the floods again. 🤦🏻‍♂️🥴
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@unusual_whales Social Security is gone, they don’t want y’all to know. They have to raise the retirement age or taxes. Or, they could stop wasting money, but they won’t.
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@Breaking911 The worlds on fire, recession, war…but let’s talk about made up holidays.🤦🏻‍♂️
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@JackMacCFB College football has turned crazy. It’s hard to watch players hopping from college to college every year. Money ruins everything it touches.
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@SwiftNYC There engaged?? A marriage during Super Bowl half time would be lit!!!😍
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@SwiftNYC Whaaaat? I need these people to tell me the PowerBall numbers for Fridays drawing.😳
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@greg16676935420 Wouldn’t you still have grandparents Greg?🤨
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@etanthomas36 @espn I don’t think Aaron Rodger’s is an ESPN employee.
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@WallStreetSilv Sell it to themselves for $5mil, buy it back for $300mil. Clean money. Money laundering 101.
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@unusual_whales Oh good lord, don’t fall for it🤦🏻‍♂️. 1% down? At least 2% closing cost(financed into the loan) 30 years at 8%? It’s a trap for people who can’t afford it so the banks can foreclose on them, get the house back and do the same all over again. Banks make money, common people lose.
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@es3_09 That was their SB. Congrats to them on the win and takin the rest of the season off. Pretenders gonna pretend.
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@GunloverClub1 Fun to shoot, highly recommend if you haven’t tried it yet. *Don’t try it on a dry day, wait for rain.
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Anybody else tired of waiting, but also thinking about buying moar cause…fuck em? #AMC #APE #GME #APESNOTLEAVING
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@WallStreetSilv It was always a money laundering scam. The rich and powerful make the rules.🤷🏻‍♂️
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@LeadingReport 🤣😂🤣Y’all. Read that again. We where told to get vaccinated so we wouldn’t get it, wouldn’t spread it. Now the vaccinated are the ones most at risk??? Stop listening to these clowns. They hate you. Stop. Stop.
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@ConservativesSo @rawsalerts That’s silly, the pentagon would never “lose” $2.1 trillion dollars and lie about it…twice.🫤
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@unusual_whales I don’t understand why more people aren’t pissed about this. He scammed people out of millions and GAVE it to politicians. And in return they made sure he walked. There stealing your money in front of you and laughing in your face.
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@VincentCrypt46 Ground explosions. Demolition not bombs or missiles.
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@CNN Breaking news, wear shorts in the summer. That is all, carry on.
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@jalenreagors Say it, say the line.
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What? What bad news is causing this? $AMC #APESNEVERLEAVING
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@AOC How did you make $24mil in 4 years with a $140k salary tho?
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@WallStreetSilv We’ve already seen more footage than we have the entire Ukraine/Russia “war”. Seems odd to say the least.
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@WallStreetSilv Big picture counter question: Should the IRS even exist?
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@APompliano I don’t think the guy screaming “please Jesus” is gonna be doin this anymore.😂😂😂Just guessin.🤷🏻‍♂️
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@swifferupdates @usweekly Good for her, kick it and enjoy life.👊🏻
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@iluminatibot They need to lead by example. Take one for the team and prove how serious it is.
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🤣😂🤣😂We’re some crazy mfers😂🤣🤣😂😂 I love y’all.👊🏻😮‍💨 #AMC #APESNEVERLEAVING $AMC
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@es3_09 5 games into the season there is no replacing him. We ride with Dak. They have to unleash him and let him play. Conservative football gets you beat 42-10.
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Seems legit.🤷🏻‍♂️ #SundayFunday #Bankcollapse
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@mehdirhasan @elonmusk is officially a normie now. He’s being lumped in to the “racist” category for “wrong think”. Congrats Elon, you’re one of us, only rich.
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@Philly_Mike25 How’s it feel losing to the Seahawks and the Jets?? #DallasCowboys don’t know about that.
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@dom_lucre He’s only sorry he got called out for trying to scam people. He’s a billionaire! Just man up and donate $10mil yourself. Put your money where your mouth is.
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@FightHaven They fight like girls.😏
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@jacksonhinklle Oh fuck🤦🏻‍♂️, we gonna have to bail the French out again. Here we go.
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@es3_09 Hell he ain’t even the best DT on the team.🤦🏻‍♂️
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@CensoredMen So his message was hire a good lawyer? I have a better one, don’t drink and drive. Call Uber.
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@Stephen_Mac03 Zeke scores a TD there. All I’m sayin.🙊
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#AMC Fuck I’m tired. I just want my tendies.
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@unusual_whales So….everybody gets $.50 maybe? Cool, my next phone will only be $999.49
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#APESNEVERLEAVING Fun fact, it costs $0 to hold. It costs them billions to do this👇🏻 #AMC $AMC #APE $APE #GME $GME #MOASS2022
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@es3_09 Henry or Barkley at RB. Dowdle as RB2, draft a RB that’s over 4’8”.
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@cmc223 @SwiftNYC @SportsCenter Taylor said lose the beard and you got a date.😂😂😂
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@unusual_whales The only way to stop it is ban elected officials or there spouses from trading. But they make the laws so.🤷🏻‍♂️
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@unusual_whales Sad, the American dream has been downgraded from “get rich” to “survive”.
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@Travis_in_Flint Suicide Hotline.
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@SaltyGoat17 Ironically…
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NEW: Hawaii governor looking to ‘acquire land’ in Lahaina damaged by fires
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@jasrifootball @RichCimini Trade Sauce to the Cowboys for Trey Lance. Problem solved.
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@swifferupdates 🤣🤣I didn’t push him🤷🏻‍♂️
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Seriously, how many of y’all can drive one of these? #FridayThoughts
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@rjochoa Does anybody else see what’s wrong with this picture? One of these receivers is not like the others.🤔
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@disclosetv Both died suddenly? That’s weird, anybody know what happened?
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@TaraBull808 I’d protest living in NY if I lived in NY.🫨
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@es3_09 They didn’t have Rodger’s, Dak was 24/25, he missed a wide open CeeDee Lamb.
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@TheInsiderPaper It was a mostly peaceful explosion.
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@swifferupdates @newheightshow 😂🤣I’ve never seen this but I’m watching tomorrow.
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@_MLFootball @BlitzDallas Ironic that he’s saying this…wait for it…on a podcast!🤡
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@LachTalk That knee will never be the same. Thoughts and prayers to him and his family.🙁
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@jonmachota Never, I repeat, never, go get food when the #DallasCowboys D is on the field.
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@unusual_whales Shorting stocks shouldn’t be a thing, for anybody. It only encourages hedge funds to try to drive a struggling company that would otherwise recover out of business. IMHO.
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@James_Dator From the way the game went I think he ate our offense.
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@Breaking911 I’m just guessing but these people don’t look like students.🤷🏻‍♂️
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@unusual_whales To bad they don’t have 24/7 cameras or log books everybody that comes through has to sign.🤷🏻‍♂️
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@rawsalerts 🤣🤣🤣
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@jasrifootball Christian McCaffrey would like a word.
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@jonmachota Well coached and always gives 110% I like him.
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Strange times we live in.
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@es3_09 F- Biggest waste of a 1st I’ve seen in years.
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@TheChiefNerd Work and pay taxes till you die. Yes overlords, thank you. 🙏🏼
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@disclosetv Ah the good old days are back. The world is at war and travel is dangerous. The elites are laughing and counting their money today.🤡🌎
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@OCOCReport @Ruthlessworld2 I somehow don’t think they would lay down beside the airplane. Great photo op tho.
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Hey isn’t that the price $CS said #AMCSTOCK would be at? #AMC $AMC #MondayMotivation Life comes at ya fast @CreditSuisse 🤡
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Happy Taco Tuesday weirdos. 🤤👊🏻😮‍💨 #tuesdayvibe #TacoTuesday
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@BrownEyeGirl_45 @maga4joe I blame the IRS.🤷🏻‍♂️
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@es3_09 Best game he’s played this year. They need to get him out of the pocket more, let him work. I think he’s better when he scrambles and runs like he did tonight. Good win.
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@cvpayne Not the American taxpayer.
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#AMC #GME Hold tight, we’re close. Source: trust me bro.
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@es3_09 Dak’s gonna be fine. The drops will get cleaned up, it was raining like 40 hell. In that type of weather it turns into a ground game, turnovers and defense. We won all handily.
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