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Grandad Muttonhead

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Based moonpie
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Effective immediately
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RT @MoonPie: Effective immediately
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Hey Elon i found some bots you missed
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Hey guys does anyone want to do my homework please
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Just because something is an original idea doesn’t make it a good idea
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It’s funny that the internet always cry for a fresh idea then this film comes out and they’re desperate for it to fail simply because they don’t know who Robbie Williams is
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This is why Apple Maps on top
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The Gulf of Mexico has been changed to Gulf of America on Google Maps in the U.S.
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@garfieldlvr111 Ok that’s legit just like not even something to joke about bro….
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@spoopyseoks I don’t even want to talk about it
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RT @gomergimpson: Me Saw The TV Glome
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@garfieldlvr111 Wait this is true
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What
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The monkey fight sequence from the Robbie Williams biopic ‘BETTER MAN’ has been released online. Read our ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ review:
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Idea for a show where it starts as like some action show but then the action is resolved and just becomes a sitcom
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This one shoulda done numbers come on guys
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I’m kinda like Theseus but instead of killing a Minotaur i love my girlfriend
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Lowkey if i was drake i would just kill myself
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@Doritos I didn’t watch it sorry #DoritosCrash
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@cryptoniclive Bro 5 of my little monkey friends almost died from jumping on the bed… not cool…
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@thetanacamo Let’s go on the margaritaville cruise
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@nobleststrives Nah Cain knew what he was doing. Bro worked with animals and would often sacrifice them so he knew the implications of attacking a living being with a stone. Also gods reaction doesn’t mean that he didn’t invent murder.
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