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@BLCKSMTHdesign

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Michael James Schneider
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i put on my fancy sweatpants to make this (quote by @jennyjaffe )
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wow this tea is brisk today
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i do not have a boyfriend so i made one out of boxes of wine
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why not both
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every time i get a breaking news alert
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my boyfriend i made out of boxes of wine took me to the garden and surprised me...guys i said YES!!!
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out of office reply
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gay twitter pay attention
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i can’t believe i have to protest nazis in 2019
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i don’t know who needs to hear this but
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no one: me trying to get my cats attention in my empty apartment:
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compassion matters (quote by Kayla Chadwick)
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“do more inspirational photos” they said
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(sometimes it’s okay to celebrate small victories)
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new year resolution; who’s with me‽
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new year’s resolution- can i get an amen
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me (during sex): hurt me him: you cat doesn’t actually love you, it’s just a set of survival tools evolved to elicit sympathy me: wait- him: if you died in your apartment right now your cat would wait maybe a few hours before starting to eat your soft tissues me: please stop
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i reuse the balloons, and use different colored ones. I photoshop them to match each other, so i don’t have to buy more (they’re not great for the environment)
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i was quiet when the plane landed and the crew held a party for me
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6 years
guys I made one
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5 years
be an ally, all day every day #TransVisibilityDay
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Michael James Schneider
4 years
live laugh love
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manifesting this in 2022 (quote by @stephenszczerba )
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siri play truth hurts by lizzo (quote by @dozyhrs )
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a dish best served cold
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bless this mess (quote by @GlennonDoyle )
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gay for carbs
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don’t mind me just living my best lyfe
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4 years
...oh...
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i do not have a boyfriend so i made one out of boxes of wine and married him
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i went to the doctor and all they gave me were these hard-to-swallow pills
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6 years
staying fit 2gether is so important to me and my boyfriend i made out of boxes of wine
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working grass hero
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6 years
me and my boyfriend I made out of boxed wine had the best weekend thank u for asking
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3 years
i cannot believe this was only a year ago
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Michael James Schneider
4 years
hey buds, how’s it growin’?
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5 years
i made this cake out of a mean tweet about me jokes on you i hate myself more lol
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going to the dentist; have a truth ache
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I love fall 🍂🍁 comfy sweaters, hayrides, the smell of impeachment in the crisp air
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can you hear me NOW‽
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healing is sexy (quote by @stephenszczerba )
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pandemic vacations be like
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it’s a marathon not a sprint (quote by @stephenszczerba )
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i don’t know who need to hear this but
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2 years
working in retail this week like
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4 years
i saw this listing for the most ridiculous influencer hat ever so i bought it and recreated the photos in the listing
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6 years
if you wanna be my lover, you gotta
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6 years
omg my boyfriend i made out of boxes of wine surprised me with a trip to nyc i am so happy
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Michael James Schneider
3 years
🚨48 today🚨
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5 years
♥️wow they learn so fast♥️
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4 years
who needs therapy when u can just go viral
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gay for carbs
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new year’s resolution
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i don’t know who needs to hear this but
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now or never
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my boyfriend i made out of boxes of wine and i spent an amazing weekend at the beach luckily we had our camera
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me and my boyfriend i made out of boxes of wine have four couples costume ideas which one should we pick
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4 years
i and my boyfriend i made out of boxes of wine are keeping busy indoors: repainting our bedroom, organizing closets, taking care of li’l Zin. Stay inside everyone!
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grattitude adjustment
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crumb and get it
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all photos by @Coleito
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mute, block.
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no deal was reached
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election season reminder (quote by @Ayishat_Akanbi )
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🐸☕️
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study break (model: Sarah-Marie White)
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6 years
has anyone seen my tea where did i leave it
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pop quiz
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“i made this cute scarf from all the red flags you gave me”
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WAKANDA FUREVER
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hi conservative members of the Supreme Court i made you a cake i hope u like it
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mistaken identity
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this sign keeps following me around i wonder why
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oh no
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COVID conspiracy theorists are like
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time to take out the trash
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exit stage left
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4 years
if you have to leave your house, please wear a mask. when you come home, please wash your hands
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i went to this bakery but all they served me was tea
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5 years
went to target in texas with my mom and decided to make people mad 🤷🏻‍♂️
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6 years
@andreabellemare Thank you so so much! We had fun taking them, he’s so photogenic 😍
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6 years
i don’t have a soundclown but if you want to mute me on another platform here’s my instagram
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hi i found a listing for the most ridiculous hat ever and reader, i bought it
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the only thing flat-earthers fear is sphere itself
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i spent my first christmas with my boyfriend i made out of boxes of wine we r so happy
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don’t mince words just spell it out for me
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won Best Passenger 2019
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growing growing gone
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no tea no shade
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grattitude adjustment
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waste management
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me and my boyfriend i made out of boxes of wine are getting married this weekend we hope you can come
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4 years
quaratine relationship status: happily taken
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S🙄 BRAVE
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don’t grow away mad just grow away
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