True recent story from the courtroom:
Me to client: Dude you smell like weed!
Client: (With terrified look) “It’s probably my underwear”
Me:Walks away
#CantMakeThisUp
Thank you
@wxornotBG
for keeping all “Wabblians”safe tonight and always. That live stream with 28,000 watching was awesome. I muted the TV.
#WabbleBabyWabbleBaby
I’ve never met a more heartless SOB than
@GovMattBevin
Today you pardoned a murderer. The murderers name is Hardy. He murdered my friend. Good Riddance to you! Looking forward to having you investigated.
Media release from
@BGISD
At approximately 1:20 p.m. on August 29, 2023, Bowling Green High School went into a brief lockout due to a reported weapon across the street at the Ross Medical Building. Lockout mode is a precautionary measure that we activate in response to an
Seriously considering becoming an
@joeimel
tweet at
@lowes
in BG those evening. I may stay until I get my refrigerator or my money back. I’ve may have watched one too many episodes of
#BetterCallSaul
In Skype Court today an unnamed out of town attorney had their microphone unmuted and camera on before Court started. This conversation ensued:
Me to prosecutor: Did that dude just fart?
Reply: He totally did!
#CantMakeThisUp
The National Anthem with my girls is my fondest memory. Close second was playing “small fry” football in 7th grade and scoring a touchdown against Dale Goins Packers. It was the only one allowed by them all season. Those boys had beards.
#farewelltotheEL
I would like to report a pothole to
@myTDOT
It is pictured below. As your proud Kentucky neighbor, I want to make sure you know that your roads are an embarrassment to the modern world!
#ComeOnMan
It’s been a helluva ride for The Little Brown Jug! Make sure you support our local pubs and venues. Special thanks to
@Johnettaspub
and
@TidBalls
for supporting our dad and Family all these years.
#LastCall
Sometimes you are just in the right place at the right time. Last night was surreal! Thank you
@garthbrooks
for taking the time to share a smile and a handshake with me and my wing man
@Cmcall4275
at the
@opry
.
#StillGotChills
What a great time and an honor to spend time with
@SigmaNu_UK
tonight. One hellacious group of young men to share some real life stories with.
#GammaIota
#WeAreUK
🐍
@brow_down
@JasonRileyWDRB
Actually the “collateral source” rule in Kentucky requires you to prove your medical expenses, but does not allow for you to recover them personally. The law requires reimbursement to the insurance company.
#ImALawyerInKy
No double recovery.
Always enjoy weekend
@joeimel
columns. I envision Joe being like a college kid on Friday night grumbling about article that’s due tomorrow. This week he called
@tonyroseshow
a local pitchman, offered NIL deal to
@BAlan2468
& should have offered towing NIL deal to
@brianslimnash
Morning in court:
Defendant to Judge: you need to look me in the eye!
Judge: looks him in the eye and says “ok I’m looking at you” as judge becomes perturbed.
Defendant to Judge: “I wanna give you a hug right now!”
Me: under the table laughing!
Conversation between Jack Nicholson&myself -
Me:Its a pleasure meeting you Mr Nicholson
Mr Nicholson:Thank you.What kind of work do you do
Me:You don’t want to know
Mr Nicholson:You’re an undertaker aren’t you
Me:Uhm:I’m a Catholic Priest
Mr Nicholson:Oh God
Me:Yep,That’s my boss
At age 17, Kyle Rittenhouse had a greater sense of civic duty than most people exhibit in a lifetime.
While trying to help during riots, he was attacked by convicts and exercised his right to self defense, killing a child molester & a domestic abuser convicted of strangulation.
I know the
@PurplesFootball
program wont be the same without
@CoachKWallace
. Just don’t forget his legacy as the most fun driver’s ed teacher in the history of
@BGISD
.
People wonder why Nashville is so popular. Turn on
@CBS
and watch what real live music is. Congratulations to
@visitmusiccity
for showcasing live music.
#NashvilleNYE