Alan Simpson
@BAlan2468
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Just a lawyer in Kentucky who dresses like a doctor. Big Blue Nation, Purple Nation, NTGLTY
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Believe or not, this is not the strangest thing that happened at the Justice Center today!
#MondayMood
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True recent story from the courtroom:
Me to client: Dude you smell like weed!
Client: (With terrified look) “It’s probably my underwear”
Me:Walks away
#CantMakeThisUp
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Thank you
@wxornotBG
for keeping all “Wabblians”safe tonight and always. That live stream with 28,000 watching was awesome. I muted the TV.
#WabbleBabyWabbleBaby
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I like
@JimCantore
as much as the next guy, but if the rumors are true that he’s in BG Ky.....I’m thinking about getting the hell out of here!
#GrimReaperOfWeather
#IceIceBaby
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Defendant to Court: I want to go to Rivendell!
Judge: You want to go to Richardsville???
#TrueStoryFromTheSkypeCourt
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Hey
@Meta
can y’all holler at me please. Hacked Facebook accounts should not require me to file suit for my wife….but I’ll do it.
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@joeimel
Just me and one of BG’s finest
@BGKYPolice
. Special thanks to the 911 dispatcher and the
@bgkyfire
for the rescue.
#LateToCourt
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If y’all think
@joeimel
Twitter is good now, just wait until
#COVID19
is over. This town is gonna be lit like Christmas at
@GaylordOpryland
#Crunk
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I’ve never met a more heartless SOB than
@GovMattBevin
Today you pardoned a murderer. The murderers name is Hardy. He murdered my friend. Good Riddance to you! Looking forward to having you investigated.
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Legally carrying? Yes!
Causing widespread panic and a good way to get shot? Also a yes.
#ComeOnMan
Media release from
@BGISD
At approximately 1:20 p.m. on August 29, 2023, Bowling Green High School went into a brief lockout due to a reported weapon across the street at the Ross Medical Building. Lockout mode is a precautionary measure that we activate in response to an
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I’m surprised there wasn’t a
@joeimel
tweet about this. He usually catches most murders and everthang.
Boys Basketball: Bowling Green 52, South Warren 18. Final
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Number one observation on my 3 hour drive home from Nashville today! All the liquor stores were open.
#snowmaggedon2016
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Seriously considering becoming an
@joeimel
tweet at
@lowes
in BG those evening. I may stay until I get my refrigerator or my money back. I’ve may have watched one too many episodes of
#BetterCallSaul
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Let’s send
@kwallacebg
to Frankfort and have him give Ole Matt Bevin this look when he starts talking about the pension crisis.
#WhoaNow
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Family Court/DVO Court
Man accused of slapping GF on a certain date.
A: “That’s bullcrap, I was in jail”
#TrueStory
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In Skype Court today an unnamed out of town attorney had their microphone unmuted and camera on before Court started. This conversation ensued:
Me to prosecutor: Did that dude just fart?
Reply: He totally did!
#CantMakeThisUp
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@joeimel
Look more hurt and put the neck brace on I gave you! I’ll be there soon. Right behind the ambulance!
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The National Anthem with my girls is my fondest memory. Close second was playing “small fry” football in 7th grade and scoring a touchdown against Dale Goins Packers. It was the only one allowed by them all season. Those boys had beards.
#farewelltotheEL
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That feeling you get when you find out that your whole family made the
@VIPBowlingGreen
magazine!
#WeAreFamily
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I would like to report a pothole to
@myTDOT
It is pictured below. As your proud Kentucky neighbor, I want to make sure you know that your roads are an embarrassment to the modern world!
#ComeOnMan
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Hey
@RobClayton10
, perhaps this explains why some people want
#schoolchoice
?
#spellcheckplease
http://t.co/sTeOtrjvRG
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Topix is a cesspool of nonsense. But someone got really creative and posted this!
#ShooterSimpson
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Congratulations to
@BGEastLL
once again. What a classy bunch of kids and coaches.
#PlayingForMason
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It’s been a helluva ride for The Little Brown Jug! Make sure you support our local pubs and venues. Special thanks to
@Johnettaspub
and
@TidBalls
for supporting our dad and Family all these years.
#LastCall
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Sometimes you are just in the right place at the right time. Last night was surreal! Thank you
@garthbrooks
for taking the time to share a smile and a handshake with me and my wing man
@Cmcall4275
at the
@opry
.
#StillGotChills
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Burger and wings were good! Never saw
@KySportsRadio
though. Got the most important part right…L’s down!
#GoCats
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Actually physically in court for the first time since March 23rd. Honestly.....this sucks! Thanks Covid-19.
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Once a Purple always a Purple!
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If
@PurplesFootball
fight tonight as hard as
@BgBadBoyz
have all this week, things will go well tonight!
#GoPurplesGo
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What a great time and an honor to spend time with
@SigmaNu_UK
tonight. One hellacious group of young men to share some real life stories with.
#GammaIota
#WeAreUK
🐍
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What started out as a late night snack at
@TheRealJeffRuby
Nashville turned into me sitting in as drummer. What a way to cap off an amazing night!
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Hey
@BgBadBoyz
and
@BGHSPurplesNews
spread the news. Kensington Way is not I 65 any longer. BGPD is starting to write tickets today. You have been warned!
#GrumpyOldMan
#25MPH
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Even a blind hog finds an acorn every now and then. And sometimes 2 yrs in a row!
#BackToBack
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Never thought that we would thank
@pfizer
and
@moderna_tx
for a great night out in Nashville but hell yeah!
#CovidCanKissMyAss
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I really can’t emphasize enough how much
@GovMattBevin
is a conniving disgrace to our great Commonwealth!
Protesters are filling up Kentucky's Capitol as the special session gets started.
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BG beats Greenwood by 24. Same number of Purple Pride signs stolen this week. Coincidence? I think not. Everyone Juants one!
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Breaking news: Laura Rodgers bitten by hamster on
@AMKentucky
#JustALittleLoveNibble
#GetThatThingAwayFromMe
#PrayForLaura
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An untrained storm spotter is better than nothing. I'll keep you advised
@Main_Event_Wx
#hunkerdown
http://t.co/EZmKLXrpsa
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@brow_down
@JasonRileyWDRB
Actually the “collateral source” rule in Kentucky requires you to prove your medical expenses, but does not allow for you to recover them personally. The law requires reimbursement to the insurance company.
#ImALawyerInKy
No double recovery.
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Just leaving Edmonson Co Courthouse. Met in old courtroom upstairs because?.....Drumroll please.........
#BedBugs
in new courtroom.
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So this is what friends are for?
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas at Alan Simpson’s House… Still got a lot of the brown jug in him.
#LBJChristmas
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Random "lawyer to be", Purple and Vandy Law School student sighting in Nashville this afternoon.
#SimpsonSims
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How in God’s name does a band winning
@RecordingAcad
award aka
#GrammyAward
for “Best Rock Album” not end up on the live show? Congrats to
@CageTheElephant
#GRAMMYAwards2020
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Always enjoy weekend
@joeimel
columns. I envision Joe being like a college kid on Friday night grumbling about article that’s due tomorrow. This week he called
@tonyroseshow
a local pitchman, offered NIL deal to
@BAlan2468
& should have offered towing NIL deal to
@brianslimnash
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So far the best thing about being in
#Memphis
......no damn Morgan and Morgan commercials on TV.
#ThankYaJesus
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Quote of the day in Court:
Your honor opposing counsel being allowed to ask that question during the trial was like “throwing a turd in a punch bowl”.
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Morning in court:
Defendant to Judge: you need to look me in the eye!
Judge: looks him in the eye and says “ok I’m looking at you” as judge becomes perturbed.
Defendant to Judge: “I wanna give you a hug right now!”
Me: under the table laughing!
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What an amazing talent we got to see on full display
@BGHSPurplesNews
alum and student
@BelmontUniv
@trevormartin33
This kid has got “IT”.
#Showstopper
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This may be the best tweet of 2019!
Conversation between Jack Nicholson&myself -
Me:Its a pleasure meeting you Mr Nicholson
Mr Nicholson:Thank you.What kind of work do you do
Me:You don’t want to know
Mr Nicholson:You’re an undertaker aren’t you
Me:Uhm:I’m a Catholic Priest
Mr Nicholson:Oh God
Me:Yep,That’s my boss
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Courthouse outfit of the year was today......somewhere in a court near you!
#NotGuilty
#ChristmasSocks
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You sir are a complete embarrassment to my state. Maybe have him in your next Christmas Card picture.
At age 17, Kyle Rittenhouse had a greater sense of civic duty than most people exhibit in a lifetime.
While trying to help during riots, he was attacked by convicts and exercised his right to self defense, killing a child molester & a domestic abuser convicted of strangulation.
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Special thanks to all the first responders to the
@BGMassacre
They handled it so well it's as if nothing happened.
#NeverRemember
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That awkward moment when your client calls the prosecutor a "Big Dummy" during cross examination.
#Truth
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I don’t normally take pictures in public restrooms in bars, or comment on other lawyer’s advertising. But this guy knows his market.
#AdPlacement
#Subliminal
#UrinalMarketing
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I know the
@PurplesFootball
program wont be the same without
@CoachKWallace
. Just don’t forget his legacy as the most fun driver’s ed teacher in the history of
@BGISD
.
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Warren County Justice Center hosting jury orientation and hot yoga in the same room. Judge
@matchdad
is the instructor.
#NamasteYourHonor
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Thank you to the staff of
@BGHotRods
. Truly an amazing group of people. Thank you for letting
#BuelersDayOff
share our music.
#IndependanceDay2018
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People wonder why Nashville is so popular. Turn on
@CBS
and watch what real live music is. Congratulations to
@visitmusiccity
for showcasing live music.
#NashvilleNYE
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Just so
@joeimel
can take a rest scanner traffic is confirming this is a TVA outage. #
#Snowpocalypse2021
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His hair ran in 1979
Tony Lindsey says he's considering run for office at
#DebateInTheDistrict
sound check. Doors open at 5, free candidate forum at
@lagalabg
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I finally became a Joe Imel tweet!
@joeimel
Just me and one of BG’s finest
@BGKYPolice
. Special thanks to the 911 dispatcher and the
@bgkyfire
for the rescue.
#LateToCourt
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Special thanks to
@DrMikeUK
to being a great guy and an ever better photographer. #
#CitrusBowl
#CayutsBy90
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Guy in court: She said Merle Haggard sucked wieners. I told her to leave because "I love Merle Haggard"
#RealStuff
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I assume this was before they destroyed the locker room?
Spartans with a “BG What” chant after beating the Purples.
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I'm offering free legal services for anyone who gets charged with this.
#DefrostGate
Did you know Kentucky law prohibits you from leaving your car warming and finishing getting ready inside?
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