📢| Trucks filled with vinyls, CDs and cassettes of “Pink Friday 2” have just left warehouses and are heading to store shelves.
Security accompanies them to avoid theft and information leakage.
@karteirs
@NICKIMINAJ
⚠️| Ariana Grande is now temporarily BANNED from entering Gag City until further investigations. She has been deported and escorted via Duds Air.
🚨|
#GagGala
AFTER PARTY IS STARTING IN 30 MINUTES.
Barbz, get your outfits ready🤭
Theme: "FASHION AND THE FUTURE:
BEYOND YOUR IMAGINATION"
Don't forget to use hashtags
#GagGalaAfterParty
and
#PinkFriday2
🚨| Almost 3 hours later,
#GagGalaAfterParty
is officially over.
Thank you guys so much for attending!
There were sooo many looks I couldn’t even keep up🥹
Hope yall had lots of fun and liked me as your hostess
Y’all were amazing🩷
#GagCity
#PinkFriday2
🚨| JESUS has just arrived in Gag City.
He told our reporters: “The most important event of the year is taking place on December 8th and I just couldn’t miss it.”
🚨| JUST IN: “Pink Friday 2” is already on the record-store shelves, available for purchase starting December 8th.
REMINDER, all stores are closed until Friday and are under strict security supervision to avoid theft and leakage.
⚠️| Due to the reconstruction of Gag City over 24 times alone this week, we completely went beyond the budget and have to make cuts.
Here is an example of what we currently have enough money for:
📢| Rehearsals for the official opening of Gag City are taking place right now. The city will open its borders to visitors in less than 48 hours.
Are you ready Barbz 🎊🥳?
🚨| As we thought it couldn't get any worse, Gag City is now not only fully destroyed, but also has NO access to oxygen.
All flights are suspended and everyone is evacuated.
-Gag City Government
🚨🚨🚨 GAG CITY IS OFFICIALLY FULLY DESTROYED.
Our workers and volunteers are now on their way to rebuild the city, and will do their best to finish before December 8.
-Gag City Government
⚠️| Martha Zolanski’s impersonator was spotted on the streets of Gag City.
If you see this beast on the streets, please do not look at it, as there is a risk of going blind.
🚨 Tsunami and earthquake
simultaneously hit Gag City
We ask all residents and guests of the city to board the last rescue flights. Last flight departs in 2 hours.
-Gag City Government
🚨| Dud City opened its boarder for Gag City citizens.
Our safety department recommends to abstain from traveling to Dud City, due to high criminal rates and racism complaints from our citizens.
🚨| Fun fact: Gag City passport is considered the most powerful in the world. With our passport you can enter 190 out of 192 countries visa free.
The only countries you are prohibited from entering are Dud City and Clamp Ville.
Follow for more facts!
🚨The reigning Queen of the Gag City,
@NICKIMINAJ
herself, is seen devastated after the city was destroyed for the seventh time in a week.
Stay tuned for more!
-Gag City Government
🚨Gag City is expecting a large amount of tourists in the next few days.
We inform you that our volunteers are already working overtime at airports and train stations to make sure everyone feels welcomed.
-Gag City Government