..neonecho👁️🗨️
@Ayydocter
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Fluent in sarcasm and coffee 💬 while running on dreams and deadlines🇰🇪
Under home arrest
Joined September 2024
Nalike ina unlike kwani Elon anajua kenye mimi napenda?.
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Kama opposite ya pro ni con, sasa opposite ya progress ni congress?.
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Stima ikipotea kenya mzima kplc huwa wanaenda kuomba wapi ya kuanzia?.
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Nani alisema lazima uangalie tissue ukiwipe before ufold?.
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Sai kuambia mkalee kuna pombe ya sheree unafaa kua specific, utajipata forest.
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Kuna huyu baddie amenitext 'lmao' inamaanisha nini? It's urgent.
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Unaenda kununua sumu alafu unangoja change kwani kuna entry fee mbinguni?.
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Huko green app unapata tweet yako inazunguka status zote lakini jina hakuna 😅💔.
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Leo nitalala mapema ndio kesho niamke 4am kuwaka na kutafuta ip ya VPN.
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Sasa hio barua Paul aliandikia Wakorintho pastor anatusomea sisi Wakenya tufanye?.
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Hii mwaka iko na a certain type of seriousness juu ata tarehe sijakosea kuandika.
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Ata kama post hainasi Kipchoge alisema patispeshen is important.
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Kama chokosh havuti fegi tao wewe kwani nairobi ni ya babako?.
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Last born ananireverse call kuomba airtime nikituma amareverse kusema asante.
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Sisi wote tunatafuta pesa nikikuambia sina unajam umbwa!!.
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Huyu dem apa kando amenikatia bana sauti pekee nishambao.
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Ndio kutokea ma shughuli wa ha nikule hii kona niingie kejani kama nimeshiba.
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Hii mwaka umeitwa boo ama hio sauti unaskia tu ukinyamba.
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Kama nalala kwa floor asubui ni kuamka ama ni kusimama??.
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Unaezaje ambia mtu ati yeye nikama hua ananuka before anyambe 😭😂.
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Basically weed smokers ni wengi kuliko walevi hii Kenya.
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Pia Must Go ameamka kama amembao kama sisi 😂😂 umbwa yeye.
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Watu wa diploma wanatoka game sai waende kusomea exam ya kesho tuff!💀😂.
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Mbona after kukiwasha unaonanga nikama mzazi anakusomanisha?.
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Mnifollow basi nifike thao alafu kesho muunfollow😭😂 nitafika 1st floor lini?.
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Unaangalia rooftop kitu inablink unadhani ni booster kumbe ni mimi nawaka.
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After KCSE kutolewa si watakua 18+ by default ama hua inawork aje?.
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Nitamaliza mwaka bila firstborn na ata mama yake sijapata nani anaweza nipea mtoto?.
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Gossip ya men ni kuambia morio akae rada lakini ya ladies ni ya kuchukiana.
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Hii kutu ya 6 years itanimaliza nani anajua sperm bank niende kusaidia huko?.
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leo boss amezima AC akidhani one of our customers anaskia baridi kumbe ni stammerer 😂😂.
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Huku ushagoo unatuma mtu duka anaenda yenye iko 10km away ndio arudi kusema haikua kwa yenye ulimtuma nkts!.
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Mama yako anachukia wavutaji bangi lakini anakupenda wewe na roho yake yote.
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Nimefika ushagoo leo napata pastor alifutwa kazi juu alisema ameenda kubuy divai kwa liquor store.
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Kuna picha nimeona hapa Tl wa dogi ikilamba sijui diek some people are disgusting.
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Kungoja mtu wa iPhone akutumie picha zako nikama kungoja eafrica itoke commercial break.
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I have no pleasure saying this but manzi yako ako mahali anakulwa sai 💀.
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Si Kenya inakuanga west Africa ama mwalimu wa kiswahili alinidanganya?.
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Ndio maid anapiga leo kuniambia ako na ball since last year 😭💀.
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Tangu cheltilet ianze sijakanyaga nyumbani siku nne sai.
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Lakini hizo hours zote uko nazo kwa wrapped kwani wewe ni dereva wa matatu?.
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Nimepewa dawa na dokii amasema nisikule animal products unaweza nipea number ya dem yako?.
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Mara ya mwisho nikikua na dem ile ngoma ya derulo ya shimishimi yee shimiyoo ndio ilikua inahit 😔.
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Pale gram sai ndio watu wanahype vile wataattend hio grammy hahaa jokes on them Mtukufu. lied.
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Ile motion hua unafanya after umeweka sabuni kwa mkono ya chyuup!!!🫴🏽 Hukua underrated skill pia.
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Kuna dem hapa mall anaulizwa kama atakua father Christmas 😭😂😂.
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Good morning good people 🌞. Kama haikuweza jana leo itaweza 🤝🏽.
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Kama uliwatch papa shirandula kama naliaka alikua primary unafaa kua na watoto sai.
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Ningetoka faceless muone hizi rasta lakini mtasema Marley amefufuka 💀.
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I hope hua hampigi screenshot post zangu ndio ile siku nitaingia nyasi ni once.
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