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i just want to let you’ll know I’m Chef and i can cook , do dishes , can make bed and moping too
Thank you 🙏🏻😅😂😂
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Satisfaction of deleting notes from your device after exams 🥵>>>>>>>>>>
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“They don’t make ads like these anymore”
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Life was good when we use to play this.
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These Gujaratis do not have any cuisine of their own. They just add sugar to Rajasthani dishes and give them their own name....chor kahin ke
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“Tough competition”
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“I am a simple guy”
I just dream of being house husband of a girl who is independent where I'll make tiffin for her breakfast,lunch,dinner & when she returns home a foot massage
and to add, recently my didi had baby so I know how to change nappy and how to avoid having rashes.
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“Mentally I’m still here” and it’s just a cricket match.
Legendary catch 🤌
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6 months ago my mother's friend's daughter-in-law had gifted a bag from Louis Vuitton to my mom and she didn't know that it was so expensive, wo 6 maheene se uss mai sabji khareed ke laa rhi hai.😭
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Me and the girl I pulled by taking her on vacation at south poll ( Shiv Shakti point) 📍 moon
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Two important skills to master in life
1. Taking bra off with one hand
2. Cracking egg with one hand
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Repeat after me:
cooking is a basic life skill and not a gender role.✨✨✨
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People are crying because of the increased price of tomatoes
Vs
Me.
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You're single, you stay indoors and you sleep early how do you expect to find love that way?
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I was flirting for fun but now i’m waiting for their notification 😳
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Do any 90s kids recall sticking this flower on their nails?
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Is it only me ?
When I was in school, I use to count the children in front of me to know which paragraph I had to read.
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If a girl sends you a song , you better pay attention to the lyrics..!!!🐣🐣
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Ekant apne promise se mukarta nahi...
Yeh lo tumhara wala dance😉🫣
If CSK wins today I’ll tweet a small video of me doing monkey dance tomorrow.🕺
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I’ll mute my TV and stop breathing to hear my neighbors fight 😂😂😂
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If god ever grant me a wish, I'll ask him to reduce her period pain and save her from suffering.
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8 out of 10 people are having intimate relationships right now.
The other 2 are me writing this and you reading it.🌚🙂
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Aisi awesome ladki apni zindagi mein hone ka ghamand nhi kiya kbhi💫
🥹🥹🫂❤️
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Keep sending food to girls in their periods >>>>
Girlfriend ko bhejo,
Girlfriend nahi hai,
Dost ko bhejo,
Dost nahi hai,
behen ko bhejo,
Par bhejo.!!!
Dua milegi
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One of the best childhood memories
Making killa (fort) for diwali and placing
chhatrapati shivaji maharaj idol 🥺❤️❤️
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This was a Rich kid pen.
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Forgot to pay my credit card bills...so this girl from bank calls me every morning for payment and starts with "hello ekant sir" 😌
After that i didn't pay it on purpose to get more calls from her , so will have to pay extra charges but this girl✨ and the sound of " ekant sir "
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Stop dating women who knows nothing about pampering, date nights, suprises, dance, flowers, hand written letters, cooking...etc
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Girls with long hair and shy smiles who always smell good and have great music taste where are you???
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In future I will make sure my kids watch this iconic master piece
In future I will make sure my kids watch this iconic master piece
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Remember!!!
There's no girl on this planet who's better than your sister. She knows all your secrets, she knows all your flaws, all your faults, what you have done and why you cry and for what, your silly mistakes and your drawbacks, but she’s the one and only one who never
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I wish i could erase my memory and watch “Harry Potter” again for the first time ❤️🥹
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Kissing the person you love is a thousand times better than emotional-less sex with a random person.
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If i have a daughter in future
I’m gonna teach her that love doesn't mean take unlimited pain from broken men…!!!✨✨
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Im From that generation jab log “Pug ko Pug nahi hutch Vodafone ka kutta” ke naam se jana jata tha
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Arrange marriages are scary what if she says “ chi y mujhe ganda lgta h”
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Tell me you are 90s desi kid with a picture
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Sometimes Twitter replies are funnier than the original tweet 🐣 🐣
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Qt with your mountain wali pic 🫨🫨
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Indian Girls >>>>> sari duniya ki ladkiya
ek taraf
You can’t Change my mind.
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Greatest invention of all time.
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I don’t know why, but “Maggi is Overrated”
It tastes OK but never had foodgasm. It's just an over-hyped piece of Maida.!!!
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The most difficult decision you can make in your life is to decide to cut off your relationship with someone you loved more than yourself.
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Need someone just like her who supports, loves and motivates
😭♥️
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