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SheBOSS. Mobile Bartender. Entrepreneurial Consultant. The 🔌 @BudgetBooksDC
Benning Rd Original
Joined March 2009
Being angry is tiring, no matter how valid your anger is. You really just gotta let some shit go and let it be what it’s gon be, for your own sake.
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Dating doesn’t give me butterflies anymore. It gives me anxiety, tryna figure out if you’re really about everything you say you’re about.
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This girl was gorgeous. How could she not see that? 😕.
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I reached the age where I have no desire to even watch tv.
y'all reached the age where the tv always too loud yet?.
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Niggas said Lucci daughter look like Loretta Devine, and I’ve been crying laughing ever since 😭
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Being alive to see in real time what it did to ppl’s minds <<<.
the fact that we are the last generation that knows what life was like before social media is crazy.
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I just caught that line at the end. Future wild as shit lmaooooooo.
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As untrusting as I am, I still go into most situations with an open mind hoping for the best.
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Prayers for this sweet precious baby who was shot in SE last night. She’s currently fighting for her life. Please pray for a miracle & her recovery 🙏🏾
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Sorry that were competent enough to not need a chaperone to eat a meal in public.
Eating alone in a restaurant some real loser shit I don’t care how y’all try to justify it lmao.
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When a “get it hard for me” ass nigga pulls his dick out, and just stares at you like you supposed to suck it
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Hygiene is everything to me. Even more so now that I’m getting older. Some ppl are just straight up nasty and dirty.
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I will DEFINITELY be supporting this black owned nail salon and spa in Clinton that’s about to open this weekend. When I say it’s nice af OMG 😩😍💅🏾
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Moneybagg’s babymuva as soon as she got off IG live 💀.
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The fact that she driving up Minnesota Ave makes this even funnier 🤣.
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If you from the DMV, you don’t have Megan knees. You got TCB knees.
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If I make it to see Jan 1, 2021, ima deadass drop to my knees, cry until I’ve emptied myself of 2020, and thank God for sparing me.
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It’s a shame crabs is like the number one way to a woman’s heart in the DMV. Imagine your nigga pissing you off and he come back with 3 dozens and some wine? Now you laying newspaper down and grabbing the corkscrew like nothing happened 😭.
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The goal is to get you to the “onboarding process” to steal your SSN. That’s why I started going directly to the company’s websites first, just to make sure the job postings are even real.
The scammers are using indeed to offer jobs that dont exist. We are living in a dimension of hell slim.
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Really wasn’t expecting all this attention for such a simple tweet lol. Oh well, follow my business page for all my bartending services. I’m doing some pretty dope stuff @NMBServices
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Charlie bout that ACTION! Lmfaoooooooooo.
Charlie wasn’t with the bullshit and started throwing hands 😂😂😂😭
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@pureePERFECTion I don’t have the emotional capacity to be worried about that shit. Life is already hard enough without having to worry if your potential life partner is an opp too.
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Still don’t feel bad that she got shot 15 times after this.
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G Herbo was just thanking Miley Cyrus the other day for bringing him out on her set, and now he gets his very own. That’s iteee 🤝.
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“Who is this nigga on your page that keeps commenting and liking all your shit?”. Me:
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Instead of throwing away all that leftover Thanksgiving food, pack it up, heat it up, and pass it out to the homeless in your area. Somebody out here would be grateful for a decent meal for once.
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@keshbay Lmaooo I swear I was like them gotta be women’s shades. He got them Keke Wyatt joints on 😂.
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Getting pregnant by the wrong person at this age is a liability I’m just not equipped to deal with.
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Niggas keep hollering bout “she belongs to the streets”, but you belong to the state, so what’s tea?
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Was doing UberEats and waited till somebody had the perfect order and cancelled that shit lmaooo I ain’t proud, but I ate that night 🤷🏾♀️.
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Me when I’m 40 and retired with my husband on moves, while the kids at school
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@_Call_Me_INDIA Aww see he told me his name was Jaasir when I asked, so he was lying from jump 🤧.
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@whatnthehill The girl couldn’t find her opp so she found out where the mom stayed and recorded this to make them pop out. They popped out alright, and popped shawdii like a week or so later. This was like 2019.
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Every sacrifice and sleepless night was worth this moment. A home to call my own. I’m so full of joy 🥰 🏘
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Fried foods submerged into wet stuff will never sit right with me.
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Nobody:. Da Check It in the back of the Reaction shows:
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This is elite jail activity.
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I hope Luda lay you out for this wild ass statement.
Da baby is this generation Ludacris.
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As of today, MD residents can now add their driver’s license to their ApplePay wallet 👏🏾
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When a Cancer tells you to leave them alone, and you keep fucking with em:
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Yasssss Queen! I hope she can round up the best black nail techs in the area and give them a chance to evolve. I’m here for it!
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@marcishaaaa It should be hard when tf he pull it out! “What you don’t like me or something?” Lmfaooooooooo.
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@jazzyfizzle____ Nah fr. Been copping consistently for months and even been in that man house. She a little too late to be tryna regulate some shit now lmaooooo.
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Gotta watch them “friends” who constantly try to embarrass you or put you down in front of others for their own entertainment.
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Your fave could NEVER, on his best day.
Jay-z really had niggas picking up his CD while airplanes were being flown into buildings.
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I can’t wait to see who gon be the first gogo band to hit Way 2 Sexy.
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If you’re in the DMV, hit me up. I deliver as well 😎 .
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Doing the shit you know you gotta do even when you don’t feel like doing it is the key to success.
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DC YoungFly talks like someone who truly knows the God he serves is real. Even in the midst of this storm, he gon be alright 🙌🏾.
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While you’re all here, follow my business page on IG for all your drink/party needs! I deliver, I’m licensed, and I’m open 7 days a week 🤗 Spread the word! #DMV #CrazyForCocktails #NaesMobileBartending 🍹
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First, y’all went in on that girl’s forehead a day before her birthday. Then y’all dragged that man’s wife in Jamaica during their honeymoon. Now y’all critiquing someone’s ass, calling it long. All unprovoked btw. Maybe y’all really are miserable on here (and off here too fr).
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The song is LITERALLY called B.M.F.
When Ross said "I think I'm Big Meech, larry hoover" . he was talking about Meech in BMF. It all makes sense now
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Here’s a free opportunity for anyone who needs it.
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Don’t ever put no shit like this on my TL again.
Everybody bout on be on them Chitlin Egg Rolls in a couple weeks
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@KhalifM Right! Like he taking a nap for club let out at 3 bitch, stop playing. It’s the weekend tf 😭.
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Y’all come on here everyday telling us how y’all have codependency issues.
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I still hate that she died creating this masterpiece 💔.
rock the boat is the definition of a timeless masterpiece, aaliyah did that!
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Me when outside opens up and I step out in my pre-Corona clothes:
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The devil working overtime on this glorious Sunday. Where is PG Police when you need em? 🤦🏾♀️
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For the mfs that keep saying “she not ugly” nobody ever said she was, and neither is Loretta, so laugh and keep it tf pushing. Bye.
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I look back and cringe at how I acted over certain ppl 🥴 cuz they deadass weren’t worth a fraction of the energy I was giving at the time.
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@CousinThor I can almost bet he got on track shorts or booty shorts since it’s Atlanta lmao.
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Women need to be more like men when it comes to dating, cuz one thing about it: men don’t put up with NONE of the shit they put women thru.
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We’re* . Before somebody tries to question my competence lmaooo (Fuck autocorrect btw).
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Drake BM not even ugly, her chin just strong as shit.
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@MysticxLipstick Lol it’s because we live in our heads a lot. Overthinking can kill a good mood.
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Social media made love real “gimmicky”. Folks tryna figure out how to cash in or become “worlds cutest couple” instead of just genuinely enjoying each other.
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Everybody shouldn’t know where you lay your head at night, and I’m VERY adamant about that. Even if you ain’t got enough to be a target off some janky shit, ppl still be plotting in other ways. Also, ppl get way too comfortable when they know they can reach you directly.
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@spierrrce And you still ain’t get the laughs was looking for. If you don’t gel down the other side of your wig and go
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Y’all boyfriends down in Atlanta right now having the time of their lives with their boyfriends.
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I don’t wanna think of Iman Shumpert as a cheater. I just know in my heart that Teyana would fuck him up NY style with the timbs on smh.
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