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!NDEL!BLE | Ambivert | Believer | Swimmer | Tweets are my own and should never be taken seriously! 2024 GOD DID
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You ohns don’t respect our President.
Ati he did Home Economics? 💀💀😱😱
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In Zambia you need to know someone by NAPSA, ZRA, Workers Comp, NHIMA, ZDA, CEEC, your local bank, Passport office, NRC offices, Local Police, Doctors, Lawyers, ma Bouncer nama waitress muma club, ladies serving food ku Malilo na ma chilangamulilo, etc ??????
Ungakwanise so?
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I never open this drawer in front of people. Imwe benangu nzelu so pempa pempa zaku skulu smuna leke 😂
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Okay okay okay guys, va Tilka vasila let’s discuss this invoice now:
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Incase you missed it...Dandy crazy said he has 7 unreleased songs
😢😢😢 😭😭😭
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Men men men men men men men men........Mennnnnnnnnnnnnmm!!!
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So you guys that have white towels, do you actually use em or we just flexing?
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PF ohns distributing calendars by the gas station only for the fuel attendants to shout “tupeleniko ama calendar, tulefwaya ulkuishiba date yakumi fumya mu power” last part in low tone 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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The Flag The Face
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Normalize getting 3 lobola quotations from 3 different families. Compare and contrast 👌🏾
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Zambian men are not romantic?
Find people that love you bro!!
This is me…
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@RobertoZambia
my workmate just read this to me & I was in disbelief, more so after she mentioned that it was you who posted this. Please confirm that you were hacked or something. However, if you did type this, you can do better bro.
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He was a partner for an accounting firm Dalal Naik & Phiri CPA.He invested in our education,primary at Nkhwazi Primary School,my brothers went to International school of South Africa (one of them was head boy). He taught us how to swim by age 2,We swam for the Zambia..Cnt’d
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If you see a typo in my tweets, don’t try to correct me MF it was not your fathers money being spent on my school fees, ukumvwa?
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People with more than one phone number
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🤣
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Shout out to all the ladies who hustle
*fixed it*
Shout out to all the ladies who hustle with their legs closed
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Send her Ewallet’s, she’ll moan different.
Thank you,
Management.
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Manje boi, wenzo funa number ya Galu ili namatako Kwati ni mpili shaku Egypt? 🤔
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When Patson Daka moves to Liverpool for £17m +/- we all agree Zambia as a nation will become staunch Liverpool fans or what?
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YO GUYS SEX IWAMA WAZIBA?
Okay now that I got your attention, do you think Lusaka could work out as a 24hour working city? Where you’d have shifts and all. Please don’t tell me how it wouldn’t work.
I just want your thoughts on this.
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It has been one hell of a run, but I made it back here again.
Thank you Lord.
To another one fam🥂
Please say a prayer for me 🙏🏾
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Hi guys. How's your weekend going?
Mines going great. I'm at work
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MBA progress 1 down.
Mama I made it!!!
All Praise to GOD! 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
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Yesterday (afternoon) we lost another soldier... My mates kid brother (he was in his early 20's). He was unwell and in UTH.
MARTIN MYSRIEP BLOOD!
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Listening to Bowman this early is so draining. Yo!
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Can you register to vote twice? 🤔
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I spent my night at home scrolling through memes 😓
How did you spend your Friday night?
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@MocoKosso
@MubangaMubemba
@imanshumpert
Got me at
"fake shot, through it off the glass, caught it, through it to the corner...im like, man what you on?"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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My work mate says he procures lots of smarties and takes the kids out onto the lawn. He throws them randomly around the lawn and tells them to come into the house after they find all of them 💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Am_Blujay
Whole time I was focused on this kid.
So confused by what’s going on but so adorable 😄
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BEST FEELING EVER ❤️😍😊😎
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‘Finance professionals are useless’ until you:
1. Need a loan from the bank;
2. Need audited financials;
3. Get an invite from ZRA for a coffee date;
4. Need a business plan with cashflow projections…
I can go on all day.
RESPECT FINANCE PROFESSIONALS!!!
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Be honest, do you like your job?
If you can’t answer, just click like here and we will understand.
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The day I will have a child, that surely I can confirm is mine, the TL will know no peace..... 😂
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Missing the dead is a different kind of hurt…it’s the pits and the emotions are inexplicable!
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Whoever said you can’t own land by a dam wasn’t talking about me 😎
All praise to the most high 🙌🏾
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