EdinburghSwitch
@AverageJoe404
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Edinburgh guy, 39, bear-ish. Friendly and chatty. exploring the sub/Dom scene and definitely a kinky Switch. Hit me up for chat, meets, questions! 😂 18+ only
Edinburgh, Scotland
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Had a crazy month in August with family, shows, visitors and work.
September looks slightly quieter. I need to have more cock fun!
Had a lovely cocksucking session a while back, need more of that!
Need my own dick sucked too
And it’s been 2 years since I bottomed.
Quest!
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Look. Can we all just agree this guy is sex on legs? Who’s seconding the motion…?
In completely unrelated thoughts … how do you get lick marks off a phone screen…?
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I love that this photo is steadily becoming iconic. Haha
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Genuinely one of the hottest things ever is when guys shower wearing white underwear… don’t know what it is but it’s *hot*
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Hot as fuck. Looks *wholesome*. But most definitely *isn’t*.
😈🥵🤤
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This picture did *things* to me. Multiple things.
I mean... *daaaaaaamn*
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@TeachingSubs
Whatever they will do, but not enjoy. So my boy who loves spanking has a punishment or armpit/feet workship. My foot worshipper gets spanked. And for my sluttiest, kinkiest bastard … he gets denialism and removal of sub treats. 🤷♂️
In an immediate sense, doing lines is good.
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So, apparently, some guy got thrown out of my gym for spending the afternoon kneeling in a shower stall and offering to suck off any guy who went in!
I mean… the confidence of the lad! 🙈😂🤦♂️
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Fuuuuck. This guy is hot as fuck. Look how he take a dick and *loves* it. “Hot” doesn’t cover it!
🤤🤤🤤
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I mean, all I want to do is find a Compassionate Dom, in/near the city I live, not into Findom, who is smart, articulate, controlling and wants to mould me into his ideal sex toy who I can serve, worship and be a positive enrichment to his life... not too much to ask is it?! 😂
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I’ve been jerking off like every morning for so long, but this morning I didn’t have time and my cock is *insistent* that I do something about this. While Im in the office. Surrounded by people. I genuinely can’t stand up or it’ll be obvious im packing!
#oops
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So today my Hot PT was using the changing room when I got there and we did the “bro” up nod and I made a point to go far away from him so not to make him uncomfortable… *but*… I couldn’t resist looking. 😅🤤🤤🤤😅 he has the *best* arse. Thick. Muscled. Tasty. Incredible. WANT!
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Still thinking about meeting up recently with
@tjaybaude21
and how insanely hot it was. It’s rare to find a guy that hot, that sexy, but who’s just so good at reading exactly what I needed when I needed it. My throat was *used* in the best way. Can’t wait to see him again soon!
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So last week, I managed to be a bit of a slut and had a lot of fun.
Great, I thought, I’ve got it out of my system.
Wrong.
This week (so far) I’ve had no opportunities for any fun and it feels like I’m going to *explode*!
🤦♂️😬😅 pray for me!
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Ok. It’s broken through onto my alt... so I’m just gonna state clearly.
100% trans ally here. My kinkiness is trans inclusive. Some of you trans lads are hot as fuck and I would happily play with yous.
Fuck all those who are trying stir up hate for our trans and NB siblings.
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🤤🤤🤤🤤 I’m aware I’m spamming my timeline with this sexy bastard… but… *come on!* he’s *hot*
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🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Had three different “fun times” lined up today and all three have fallen through.
I swear to God Edinburgh guys are the flakiest I’ve ever encountered!
Another day of lots of wanking then.
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If there are any good subs out there (though specifically in Edinburgh or the surrounds…) who are up for helping me worship a hot lad’s perfect cock…. Let me know. Haha. 😉😉😉
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Really want to explore everything to do with gay sex. Chat is great. Meeting would be best! :) can’t host though... :( would love a patient top to train me to take a proper pounding... 😅😂🤣
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Well - having won access to
@BlackpoolDomTop
‘s videos and all the insane things that goes on in the
#TheBlackpoolPlayroom
it’s pretty challenging to keep on working from home and not just sit back and explore all the videos!
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This is my alt account and while my main is fully
#BlackLivesMatter
and in horror about what’s going on, I’m using this as a wee haven. Having said that, not comfortable with anyone assuming I’m not supporting those demanding justice so just pinning this.
#BlackLivesMatter
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Hey Edinburgh folks…
Do you know any hotels where you don’t need keycards/keys to get to the hotel rooms…?
For obvious (slutty) reasons?!
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Well. Spent the afternoon in
@thepipeworks1
It’s a whole load of fun! Managed to tick a lot of things of the bucket list!
Pretty crazy place to be honest!
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I’ve jerked off twice tonight thinking about my PT.
I’ve always known he’s hot sexy and handsome but seeing him in a towel and then his arse while he was putting on his Calvin Klein underwear… it’s maddening.
I *want* him so fucking much. Next session is gonna be torturous!
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Tomorrow is my first session back with my PT after seeing him in his birthday suit.
I reckon I’ll be a blushing stammering mess and won’t be able to peel my eyes off his arse.
Pray for me! 😂😂
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Hope everyone’s New Year’s Eve activities are fun in whatever way you enjoy most!
Here’s to 2023 being full of fun, laughs, kink, sex, cum and excitement!
Hugs from your Bear-y, average, kinda handsome, kinda hung, Switch!
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Making this my pinned tweet:
If any of you guys want to DM me a voice note of smut, jerking off, confessions, fantasies, questions or anything gay porn related, please and can not stress this enough, *DO IT*!
🔥🤤😂🤤🔥
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Forgot how funny it is going to the gym the day after being at
@thepipeworks1
😂😂😂
It’s like... “why aren’t you guys all getting naked and jerking of...?! Or at least stroking through your towel...!? Oh! Wait! Oh yeah...oops!”
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Le sigh.
Just met a wonderful friend for a post work fun time meet that got *seriously* horny. And kinky. And hot. And filthy. And slutty. And *fun*. It had been too too long! Haha.
😁😁😁
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Trouble with sucking dick and spending a day on here, Fabguys and Grindr is that my brain is now hardwired to think about sex and cock.
Like literally every guy I see I’m imagining sucking off… 🤦♂️
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Ok. So. My light crush on my PT went into overdrive after seeing his arse in the changing room. Having seen it again, and seen him shower (through frosted glass but I got the idea for sure!) *AND* having a sniff of his underwear…I’m legitimately obsessed. And in lust. And horny!
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It’s been a long week and about to get the house to myself for 45 mins. Looking forward to a good long wank! Haha
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Working from home and easily distracted so basically getting hornier and hornier all day… 😅😅😅
I swear I’ve been semi- or hard for like… 4 hours. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
This is gonna be quite the explosion later!
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Day one of Wimbledon and we have Britain’s Jack Draper vs Djokovic and Andy Murray vs Basilashvili. But for all the spanking peeps... who of the Day 1 lads are going over your knee!?
@HHimbos
will know! Haha!
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This Card Against Humanity card is living in my head.
Considering informed consent from everyone involved and all over 18 there’s a *LOT* of horny scenarios here. Especially with convincing role play.
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Definitely need more Edinburgh based kinky buddies on here! Haha.
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@HHimbos
I did... here’s more! ;) I want to bend him over a trolley and spank him so damn hard! Haha
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Not to be that guy… but… I’m back at the gym finally and just lifted a pb on both Deadlift and Overhead Press. I’m in bits now…. But *fuck* I love lifting.
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Wednesday: a day to spend trying to find dicks to suck, only to (undoubtedly) find none.
Here goes…! 🤞🤞🤞
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Righto.
Any sub lads who need a caring, strict, inventive Dom *OR* Any Dom tops who need worshipped by an obedient sub who loves exploring new things…
Hit me up! Haha. Looking to meet and have some fun!
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Well… let’s see what adventures today brings.
Sucked a different dick the last two days in a row, gonna aim for two dicks sucked today!
Wish me luck! *or* provide a cock to a suck if you’re *really* supportive! Haha
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@TeachingSubs
Trouble is…a lot of subs enjoy spanking, so you’re rewarding poor service.
Punishments should always be tailored to the boy and situation.
Corner time can be a real punishment for subs who enjoy being used and of service - being forced to stand and do/be nothing? Harsh! Haha
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Day one of a week off and I’ve so far:
Got up.
That’s it. 😂😂😂
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Wow. Edging for 5 hours made the biggest load I’ve ever shot. For real. Even I was like “Jesus how long is this going to go on!”
😅🤣🤣🤣😅
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That feeling when you’ve sucked a dick less than 24 hours ago but instead of satisfying you, you now want to suck two dicks, get fucked, tie a guy up and pound him, spank a naughty lad until his red arse is begging for cock and generally get kinky as fuck.
That feeling? Me. Now.
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Ridiculously horny this afternoon. Kinda think I should go for a walk but worried if I do I’ll end up wanking behind a tree somewhere! Haha!
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I can not stress how much I want to suck a dick today.
Like… it’s a *need* right now.
And instead I have to go see my super-straight, super-sexy PT and somehow *not* fixate on blowing him! 😅
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In such a weird mood. Like legit want to Dominate the fuck out of a lad… but that includes sucking a load out of his cock. And probably keeping on sucking and stroking his over-sensitive dick. Hmmm… he might have to be restrained… 🤔🤔🤔
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@FapProud
Literally just gone all the way back the beginning of all this and read it all then this came up! 😳😳😳 how’d he figure it out!?
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Despite being a sane human being I purposefully and knowingly downloaded Grindr.
What an absolute farce of an app. Seriously... how do so many numpties end up on there? And how do they cope with day to day life?!
Deleting. Restoring sanity.
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So that’s the third dick sucked in as many days. Doubt I’ll get another today… maybe tomorrow will be a two dick day.
I’ll be driving between Glasgow and Edinburgh tomorrow night so if anyone in the central belt wants a bj, gimmie a shout!
Or be super helpful and tag people
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Whenever I See David Wallace Lockhart on TV I get a special tingling feeling *down there*! 😅🤷♂️🙈🤤
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In one of those moods where I just want to suck a dick. Or more than one. 5 even. Haha!
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My annoying crush on my PT just exploded through the roof. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ hot + fit + funny = crush. hot + fit + funny + nice + thoughtful = 😍😍😍
I’m in trouble lads. 😂😂😂
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Been the most ridiculous time at work - too many 12 hour days to count! - I’m hoping Thursday is funday.
Decided I want to suck off three different guys. Have my hole played with. Fuck a lad. In any order.
Wish me luck/offer to help! 🤞😂🤞😂
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I’m gonna be playing with a sub and we’re trying a new thing… because I want to make sure I know what he’ll be feeling, I’ve just been belted and had a tawse used on my bum.
Pain/spanking subs… I genuinely have no idea how you cope! It’s *a lot*
Now… off to buy frozen peas!
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2024 better be the year we get a film of this perfect ass getting the spanking it so royally deserves!
@Spanker19149407
@DudesSpankDudes
@ConradSpanking
@gayspankclips
@J_PalmerArt
what do you reckon?!
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After a fair wee while of enjoying being a bit subby (with a coupe of notable exceptions…) I’m properly starting to feel my Dom side twitch more and I’m itching to make a boy *gape*… you know what I mean…?
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With Grindr down, and Fabguys being quiet as fuck… I’m resorting to here! Any Edinburgh/Lothians guys want sucked off!? Haha or any other sort of fun …?!
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I mean… come the fuck on…. 🤤🤤🤤
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Been thinking about this for a while… but would love an afternoon where I just sit with another kinky guy and chat about kink, watch gay porn, get each other off, have a laugh, and just chill… you know…?!
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Well. Now I’m stupidly horny again. Third wank of the day coming up!
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You ever feel like you’re suddenly the horniest you’ve ever been and there’s no way of being hornier, at all…?
That was me three days ago. I’ve gotten hornier and hornier each day and today I’m 3 wanks in and still want everything and everyone one. *bonkers*
🥵😅😅😅😈😈😈🥵
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Working from home in the first time in forever and so damn horny it’s untrue. Just want to spend the whole day wanking or sucking cock or fucking guys or… just… fuuuuuck. Haha! Been a while since I’ve been *this* horny. 🥵🥵🥵
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So all the plans I had today fell through but lucked into a *hot* Irish rugby bear and had a *lot* of fun.
🥵🥵🥵
That’ll keep me going for a while. Well… overnight at least! Haha
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Changed my @ as “nervous” doesn’t quite fit anymore. Done enough with guys that my nervousness is gone... now just constantly horny for new experiences!
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@HHimbos
@Spanker19149407
@StingPictures
I can’t help but be sure that a lot of these guys know what they are doing and might protest over the attention and subsequent spanking but a part of them wants it too!
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I’m that annoying horny state of really, really wanting to suck a dick, but also in that tired state of not being bothered to move and in that other state… what’s it called… oh yeah! Work. I have… work…? That feels wrong, less of that please! Haha
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Turns out you *can* find cocks to suck in Edinburgh, you just have to wait until the evening! Daytime cock isn’t a thing apparently! 😂😂😂
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