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Author, writer, poet. Erotic author about ordinary people having hot sex. Poetry with heat. Words used right ... most of the time ... sometimes. 😊
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The Sex Cycle Collection is a collection of four books: The Sex Cycle, Seduced by Seduction, Fires of Fornication and After All is Said .... Read over 150 poems that explore the spectrum of sex, desire and relationships.
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@baddestmamajama
@kheslopwrites
Dear Mr. Shakespeare,
The answer is to be. To not be is to give up. Never give up.
Sincerely,
Twitter Reader
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@MediumSizeMeech
Imagine being the photographer and trying to get different expressions.
Okay look this way but give me a happy smile ... aiight ... how about mischievous? ... shocked? Okay, how bout you do you and I'm just gonna press this button and we get what we get.
🤣🤣
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@threeofcrows
I want a fantasy book where the farie takes the emotions of a contemporary millennial and the quest is her attempting to give them back. Meanwhile the millennial now has a house, a stable boyfriend and can find a comfortable bra in her size at any store. 😂🤣😂
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@geekysteven
The common firg can be fond in the birgs and pirds of the southwest, You can also find the common tadpirgs aka baby firgs.
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@buitengebieden
Theo took it into his mouth. The flavour ...
"Hold on Susan," taking a hold of her hand.
His tongue experienced flavours undreamt of before, smells smelled different, birds sung symphonies. He took all the nuts but he never forgot his first nut from Susan's hand. You never do.😁
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@dionnewarwick
@Twitter
I knew I joined Twitter too early. Hahaha. Let the Dionne era begin!
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A pregnant girl races to reach the state line and safety as she is hunted with a $10,000 bounty on her head.
2011: Dystopian future story idea
2021: News story in Texas
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@MikalebRoehrig
When do we get the musical episode? We've been practicing up here in Canada but your guy in the US has been in makeup for what 4 years? If you can't fix the wig and spray tan maybe just go with it.
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@omfayebooks
War and Pies
50 Shades of Gray Poupon
A Lobster Tale of Two Cities (It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, to be without melted butter.)
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@KaylaAncrum
I once went into a jewelry store in NYC with some classmates. The woman behind the counter very snidely asked "Can I help you?"
I had her pull out like 7 different pieces of jewelry one at a time, tried them on, thought about it then put it back & at the end just walked out.
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@RevDaniel
I hope someone laid hands on her for healing because that burn was probably 3rd degree. 😂
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@Phour_Loko
Adele the therapy sessions album. Kids will do stuff to you man.
I can't wait for the Adele dealing with teenagers metal album. lol
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Look at me! I'm a writer! I want fair wages! I can't feed my bird because I'm underpaid!
Meanwhile, all I want is a f@$king cracker Carol!!
- non-union bird probably 😂
Support WGA writers
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@onlyannamaria
I want NYC accent fantasy!
Ayo Vladamin! Whadaya mean I gotta get off my horse? You get off your freakin' horse!
Oy vey those darn elves and their pointy little ears. Mushigina! And don't even get me started on the singing.
My boyz and me from Brooklane. We ain't got no ring!
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Seduced by Seduction
A collection of 30 poems about seduction, seducing and being seduced. Something hot, introspective, a play on words, thoughtful. Find them all in Seduced by Seduction.
Available on Amazon & Kindle Unlimited, e-book & paperback.
#poem
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@Faycebuk
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy took the 2:39 train to Union station and transferred to the L street bus. If you've seen him tell him to call home.
- the piggy who stayed home
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@OctoberComics
My passion burns in my chest, like hot coals. Here! Reach! Touch my breasts, these hot coals. This flame! Feel how I burn for you.
Calm down Mildred. It's heartburn. I'll get you some Tums™️.
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@DariusAmore
No lie, that look warm af tho You just need a walking stick. Something like this should work. lol
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Fornication's Fire is a collection of 30 erotic poems that feature thoughts and actions dealing with fornication. An act of passion, desire, duty, resignation? All aspects of sexual intercourse are looked at in this hot collection of poems. On Amazon
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READ MY BOOK! After All is Said . , ,
It's Poetry! It's relationships! It's emotion!
It's short and accesible. You want to read this, trust me.
#poems
#poetrylovers
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#relationships
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@JoshRaby
Dolly got that old Southern girl charm, murder you while feeding you cobbler and sweet tea & having you say Thank you ma'am after. 😂🤣
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Late night writers - Are you generally a night person? Only/best time for you to write? Other?
I'm curious. 🤔🤨
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Girls - You get an itchy nipple in public, do you reach in and scratch it? Is there a subtle way to do this? Do you scratch it in private or just put up with the itchiness?
🤨🤔🧐
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@kibblesmith
I disagree. I say the sun just wants to look cool. I bet they don't even have that high a UV rating.
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@XiranJayZhao
I can only imagine ordering dinner
Fish swim beneath waves crashing down
What feeling lies within
Gardens grow with rain & sun
Spiderwebs reflect
My mouth longs to feel again
The small grains that trip over my tongue
Rooster crowing at dawn
Waiter - Chicken & veg with rice. OK
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Got my first vaccine shot today. I feel fine. Helping to save the world. I deserve a cookie. 🍪😊
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@polumechanos
I like "white" stuff but people, myself included, like to put others in a box or association. I try to remember that people are layered and opinionated. Taste differ by person not gender/ethnicity/background/socioeconomic class
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@tressiemcphd
I don't know about that. Let me see what happens when I tell Keanu I washed my cast iron pan then we'll see. 😂
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@raekennedy_
If the theme of your story is about sex and/or the erotic it is erotica
If the theme of your story is about a romantic relationship with a HEA it is romance
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@WeirdMedieval
When you're really a children's book illustrator but you were born in the wrong century. 😂
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Okay I'm going to do this again.
I'm 26 away from 1200. So anyone who enters a word in the comments below I'll put in a poem once I reach 1200.
One word per comment please. Let's see how many words I get.
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@tressiemcphd
My new philosophy of life.
Editor: This is trash!
Me: I wrote the book, I did the right thing. Just be pleasantly surprised when it is spell checked with correct grammar and a
plot
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@AutumnRed_
Unpopular opinion but my faith. Having the belief in something/someone who is above yourself and there being a plan for you even in the smallest bit that you may play in the grand scheme of it.
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@mrstrangefact
You know what this means?
Somewhere there is an orphan who is just now learning that they must leave home on a quest that only they can fulfill.
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@MissSassbox
Know what you want before you open your mouth. And when you open your mouth be conscious of what is coming out. 👏
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@chvnnaa
Can you imagine how he does a booty call? 😂
If upon the chance that you are awake may I inquire upon the characteristics of thy lips?
*What?*
You up? What that mouth do?
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@ReneeGendron
Talk
Shower, pjs/get dressed
Sleep
Talk and cuddle
Untie her, give her some water, tell her she's a good girl and you're proud of her
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@contextdogs
You turn around and before you know it that little puppy you brought home has turned into a frat boy. LOL
#collegelife
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Has anyone met an erotica author in the wild by chance? How did you find out?
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@LTWard2
Maybe women wouldn't threaten you by what she wears if you looked at her as, outside the box thinking here, just a person.
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@hannakaleem
From now on every employee is Christian on Christmas, Jewish for Hanukah, Chinese on Chinese New Year's, Irish on St. Patrick's, ...
Sorry boss can't work it's Arbor Day and well ... I got wood. 😂🤣😂
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@KTLA
What I want to know is, if she used the turn signal, because if an 8 yr old can do it ...
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