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AurumDistant

@AurumDistant

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Just here for sizetwitter amusement. Not here to RP, just tease and vent kinky thoughts. Any pronoun is fine online, for privacy. Bi. 18+ only, duh.

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@AurumDistant
AurumDistant
3 years
Suppose I should do a pinned summary - I'm bi (especially as pertains to sizekink content), and I like everything from cute cuddles to very bad ends. Lots of tangential kinks that may or may not come up in my posts as well (feel free to ask about specifics). You've been warned!
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8 months
Tomboy friend who thinks it's hilarious that you want to be tiny. She agrees, and then 'as a prank' immediately pushes you into the tip of her speed-stick deodorant till you're embedded, face-up. It's not what you had in mind, your tiny pervy focus was on more lewd things, but
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8 months
Girl who, when you tell her you want to be tiny, mocks you for it. Tells you if you were bug-sized, she'd step on you without hesitation. Or throw you in the trash can to expire. Drown you in her water bottle and then swallow you. It's pathetic that you crave these things. And
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@AurumDistant
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8 months
A reminder: Saliva is full of digestive enzymes for most of the things that make up a tiny body. Sweat is salty enough to dehydrate a speck in short order, and acidic enough to dissolve them soon after. And the inside of that fuzzy pussy you ended up in is much -more- acidic!
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1 year
#sizetwitter Part of the intimacy of shrinking is limiting your world sharply. Imagine knowing you'll never leave your new owner's room again. Or the nightstand drawer, when not in use. Or being so small you'll never even escape the body part they slid you inside... ever. Ever.
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1 year
#sizetwitter "Sorry, I just... it's not working out anymore. We can't do anything fun. You're the world's most fragile, whiny pet, not a partner. So... good luck." Your now-ex brushes you off her table, an ant-sized tiny with ongoing slow-shrink episodes. You'll spend the rest
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2 years
Agreeing to shrink to indulge a friend's sizekink. But it turns out the antidote was poorly thought out... a pill, not liquid, and it's now larger than you are. And your friend is getting a little too 'into' it, and taking some risks with you that keep cutting it too close...
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2 months
Fairy girl shrinks you smaller than herself, initiates mating press/amazon position, keeping you pinned on your back at the bottom of the jar you were going to trap her in as she claims you as hers. Send tweet.
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1 year
Sizetwitter mental image - you sitting at your computer, your short-stack girlfriend standing behind you, tits on your head, as she eagerly points at smutty size pics you scroll by and exclaims "THAT one! I wanna do that one next! Think you'll survive? I bet I can make it tough!"
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1 year
#sizetwitter Your best friends, a cute couple, shrank you and keep you in a jar with the rest of their tinies. The only other things in their nightstand are a dildo, a fleshlight... and a funnel. And you're not sure which one is more terrifying as a tiny. But you'll find out.
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1 year
"Morning everyone!" she says cheerfully! Your world suddenly tilts sideways as she lifts the ant farm overhead with a grin. "Love you! Remember, if you try to escape..." Your view changes from her smile to her parted lips, to a dark, gaping throat and expansive pink tongue, as
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3 years
#sizetwitter Smaller than small things. Fairies shrinking people. There's a reason Fern Gully was one of my first loves. But take it even smaller. Fairies shrinking humans to reverse their relative scales. Link in a bottle, carried on a fairy's hip. Fae horny for tiny human toys.
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2 years
#sizetwitter shrinking in your bed seemed like a good idea, till your girlfriend came home horny and, not seeing you, decided to get off by grinding on her body-pillow. The pillow you foolishly thought you'd climb to get her attention. Grind grind grind.
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4 months
Everyone deserves a cutie that talks to them like this as foreplay.
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6 months
You shrank just over a year ago, but your best friend and roommate found you and has taken care of you since. Sure, he's taken some liberties now that you're tiny - you spend most nights in his boxers, and occasionally inside his cock. But considering other tinies get eaten,
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11 months
Your partner indulged your shrink kink and let you explore their body. They saw you were having fun and being horny down there, so they wanted to shrink down and fuck you silly as a tiny couple in your own bed. They didn't realize that when they did so, you shrunk with them too.
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she doesn't care. And she never stops thinking it's just the funniest thing she's ever seen, so she keeps you there. Soccer practice, gym trips, daily jogs, you get used before and after them all, scratched up by stubble sometimes and trying not to drown most times. Oh well.
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2 years
#sizetwitter "Ugh. I can't *believe* you shrank yourself down without even asking if I wanted to be part of this whole weird kink of yours. We're going to talk about this when we get home. I gotta finish my work." says your girlfriend angrily, as she tosses you into her purse.
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8 months
she makes sure you know it. If you shrink, you will die, and it won't be hot, it will be awful for you. She'll make sure of it, loser. Then, after such direct, threatening humiliation... she offers to shrink you anyway. And most of you would still say yes.~
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1 year
You shrank, but your partner was okay with it. They take good care of you, make sure you're safe and treat you just like they did beforehand. Unfortunately every time they leave, your other housemate sneaks in and uses you as they please - sucking on you, dropping you into their
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1 year
Your cute friend is going for a jog, like every morning. And like every morning, they offer to shrink you down and drop you into their underwear prior to the run. You've always said no, blushing awkwardly and looking away. Haha, funny joke, etc. Today you said yes on a whim.
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8 months
It's another hot sizey-tomboy situation and you're super into it as usual, except the final twist when you get scooped into her boxers is that she's actually an androgynous boy and you're just bad at telling the difference. Kind of on you, speck. Too late now. Take a deep breath!
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1 year
Shrinking in a dimly-lit restaurant and the next girl to sit down has no panties on because she's on a hot date. Getting plastered to her damp naughty bits right before she starts getting handsy with her boytoy/girltoy and they eventually slip out to play in the car or back room.
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1 year
Shrinking down super small to surprise your partner on your anniversary. They get home and see you immediately - and assume you're an escapee from the "tiny jar" in the nightstand, sweeping you back in with a hand. Now you're lost in the crowd of disposable toy tinies for good.
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1 year
#sizetwitter Some days you just want a streamer e-girl or cute femboy to drop you in their underwear for later, when they can use you as a prop by having their OnlyFans chat do a bidding war to decide your fate.
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1 year
#sizetwitter new trend for breakups - drop your partner in someone else's opaque water bottle and never think about them again. Meanwhile, they get a nice, if brief, view of a waiting tongue and then darkness and gurgling water sounds.
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1 year
Very specific sizey mood atm: I want someone who can change my size to keep me as their fuck toy. Like... they make me full size, pin me down and fuck me, then shrink me back to an inch or smaller to keep me on their keychain or in their drawer. There's no point in resisting even
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1 year
She liked to drop a handful into her bush before going for a jog. Some would fall out, lost forever. Others would slip too low and disappear inside her. But mostly they just got hopelessly tangled and threatened with drowning in her sweat as she worked hard in the summer sun.
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2 years
#sizetwitter "I'm going for a run, and you're coming with me!" your (tomboy, femboy, other of preference) friend says playfully. You, being an inch tall, cannot help but notice your friend does not have any pockets in their running outfit. Then they grab you and tuck you away.
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"Awww, even if you did shrink to come spy on us, you're pretty cute. Such a little... treat.~" the witch purrs as she carries you back to the bedroom where your partner awaits. And sits up and opens wide, currently hypnotized into acting like a sexy pet. Whining for a *treat*...
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1 year
She has a magic two-inch doll of you that does two things. When you're normal sized, you feel whatever she does to it (duh). But she can also just make you disappear and reappear in her hands at that size, replacing the doll till she lets you be big again.
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7 months
"What the fuck does 'Ara ara' mean? No. I'm not saying that. Shut up. Look, I only got the Shrinkr app because the girls at work said it was an easy way to get some free toys and save money on the batteries. That's you, if it wasn't clear. Now take a deep breath. Or don't."
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1 year
First, she puts you in a chastity device. Then she slides tiny you inside her. Then she puts on -her- own device, locking you inside her for the duration of November. Good luck! She'll get easier to turn on every day that goes by, and you'll drown or squish if it goes too far!
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2 years
#sizetwitter Shrinking for your crush but they're not at their apartment when you get there. Instead, you're found by their cougar of a wine-mom who plucks you up, drops you in her purse and heads home for some fun with her latest full-sized lover... and her new tiny toy.
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8 months
"Welcome to ABC Games!" the tomboy behind the store's counter yelled cheerily as a new customer came through the door. It had been a busy day thanks to a few popular new releases, but she didn't mind. It ket her busy and made the day go by faster. After a few minutes, the young
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Fun for you: Shrinking and getting a great view at the gym locker room, you little perv. Fun for me: Asking which locker room you want to be left in and putting you in the other one instead. At 10% the size you requested, with no time limit or antidote.
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9 months
Tinies will literally climb a stack of Oreos and fall into a bowl of cheerios and get eaten instead of going to therapy. ...I mean getting someone's attention and help unshrinking. Silly tinies.
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3 years
#sizetwitter That cute girl you just met at the club shrinks you, pops you in her mouth and swallows. Then goes out on the dance floor, laughing and mingling, dancing and flirting. Maybe even with your (former) partner. All you can hear inside is the pulsing beat of the music.
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2 years
#Sizetwitter Look, tinies being sucked up straws is just great. Or maybe a tiny trapped in one of those beer funnel things at a sorority party. Whatever. I just love the idea of being sucked along the clear plastic pipe roughly, able to see someone's lips on the far end,
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2 years
Horny 30-something woman, tipsy on wine, hopping in a bubble bath populated with handfuls of tinies ranging from half-inch to dust-sized. Just lounging, enjoying sensations. Not taking any of them out of the bath with her when she's done though... they've served their purpose.
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9 months
You finally talked to that cute android girl and convinced her to indulge your sizekink. So she ate/inserted you and went about her day. Meanwhile, you're now sitting in a featureless white cube-shaped storage compartment with dim maintenance LED lighting, extremely disappointed.
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8 months
Size-changing edibles but they take a while to kick in, so most people eat one, feel nothing, eat two more, still nothing, and then as they pick up that fourth shrink-gummy or growth brownie they're suddenly a speck of dust or a new mountain range for the next week.
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2 years
#sizetwitter idea that's been on my mind for a while... a same-size normal couple in a world where people just sometimes shrink, permanently or temporarily. Both of them are sweet and loving and kind to each other, but they're both also very openly sadistic sizekink types who
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4 months
Tinies dipped in that chocolate shell stuff and dropped into ice cream so it hardens and traps them in a pose like little chocolate statues. Then given to their crush as dessert.
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1 year
#sizetwitter Cute girl at a party puts a bunch of speck-sized tinies in her mouth and then wanders around freely making out with everyone interested. By the end of the night almost everyone has a speck or five in their mouths (or farther inside), most not even aware of it.
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Guy friend who convinces you to try out that new 'Shrink App' before date night with your partner. For safety! When you do, he smirks, drops speck-sized you into his humid boxers, and deletes thee app. Welcome to your new life.
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1 year
The best future is one in which tinies can be digitized and stuck into an old Tamagotchi. Imagine being trapped in a featureless world, only able to see out a single window to your smirking owner as they debate between the 'Feed' and 'Punish' buttons (or resetting you entirely).
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1 year
#sizetwitter A lover that shrinks you at the end of a hot evening of passionate sex. Drops you lazily into their mouth and closes it to savor the taste of the night all over you. They walk to the window, open their mouth to show you the world one more time... then swallow. *gulp*
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2 years
Clever tiny uses auto-save style checkpoint magic to revive. So a bemused big person makes it their challenge to turn that into a very bad thing. Maybe by repeatedly swallowing the tiny so the checkpoint slowly moves down their throat till there's no escape? Maybe by alternating
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"A cure?" the tanned, dusty cowgirl squints at you, tipping her hat back for a better look at the uppity critter. "Naw, not till ah decide if you deserve it. In the meantime, you stay with -me-." She tugs her tight jeans out from her stomach slightly and drops you in.
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3 months
Girl at the nightclub who drags you into a dark corner and lets you feel how wet she is. She takes you home, whispering lewd promises. Only later do you find out that her pussy is a bit special - when tiny idiots from the club get pushed inside, it melts them away into girl-cum.
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7 months
You finally gave in and purchased the sizechange app. But you aren't dumb; you want to test it first in a safe environment. So you wait till your friend/housemate gets back from work and unwinds on the couch for a bit, before asking if he'll supervise your initial test-run of it.
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2 years
#sizetwitter thought - want to see more done with perspective-based shrinking. Reach out and pluck someone from the other end of the street - suddenly between your finger and thumb. Grab that stadium off the horizon and tip it back to dump thousands of people into your mouth.
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2 years
#sizetwitter "Suuuure, you -could- save your little ex and give them the regrowth antidote... or you can slide them deeper inside me and we can fuck like bunnies while they suffocate in there! Take a moment to think it over, I just want to see their face when you answer... <3"
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It was super hot when your partner revealed their jar of tiny clones of you for your birthday. Now you can live out your fantasy, watching your partner eat them, crush them, fuck them into lube... It was less hot on -their- birthday when they shrank you and dropped you in.
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2 years
#sizetwitter Fun mental images time. She's standing in front of her mirror, frowning at her appearance and nitpicking every detail. You're a speck lost in her carpet below, staring upward in utter awe at her raw beauty and adoring every detail.
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1 year
of your life underfoot, in the carpet of their apartment trying not to get stepped on or vacuumed up. Seeking occasional crumbs if you can find them. You'll never see outdoors again. This is your life now, an ever-dwindling bug and nothing more.
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9 months
Remember, glue traps are inhumane to use on animals. So only use them on tiny humans. They should know better, so they deserve what they get.
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1 year
#sizetwitter Today's mood is shrinking during oral. Specifically, the receiver. So you get smaller and smaller and the lips around your cock (enveloping, smothering) or the tongue wriggling up inside your pussy gets bigger (filling, stretching)... lifting you up, tilting their
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2 years
#sizetwitter thought - The tipsy, flirty young woman at the bar shows off to her friends by plucking a pair of tinies from the snack bowl and tossing them in her mouth, deftly tossing and twisting them into various sex poses effortlessly - and then swallowing easily, to cheers.
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1 year
Taking a brand new tiny and making them wear doll clothes. Short skirt, high heels, all of it. Maybe a little cute make-up, too, applied with a tiny craft brush set. No, it doesn't matter if they were a guy or girl at full size. They'll wear what I put on them and like it.
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5 months
Giant clock-tower metroidvania level takes up most of the map, till near the end when you finally find a door to the outside and discover it wasn't a tower at all - it was a titanic steampunk android girl you've been walljumping and grappling around inside for days.
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2 years
#sizetwitter Your ex wanted her former lover as a gift, shrunk & trapped in a bead she could glue to a piercing stud. Her new partner was only too happy to oblige, and grins wickedly at you as your ex decides where to attach you. You'll see that face a lot in the future.
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2 years
#sizetwitter mood - being dropped down the front of a woman's swimsuit. Snugly pressed against soft skin, and faced with a choice - drown right there as she goes swimming, or probably-drown anyway if you try to slip inside her to survive.
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3 years
#sizetwitter . Size portals. Whether it's reaching through a screen to grab someone and pulling them back through smol, or a magical map that lets you pluck up whole cities from the real world between your fingers. So many ways to abuse size portal powers, and they're all hot.
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8 months
This reminder is completely unrelated to the wildly popular tomboy post from yesterday. More of a public safety post, really. Do not worry about drowning when the giant tomboy finds you. You will probably not drown before her body finishes you off in some other way.
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1 year
Running a hand through her short hair caused it to come away dripping with sweat after an intense hour at the gym. Now she got to reward herself with her guilty pleasure. The packet said 'Contains 10,000, 0.5 microns'. She ripped it open and began sprinkling the contents onto
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1 year
You're no longer a person at that point. You have no agency. You are just a toy, a pet, a snack, a microbe. Lost to the outside world, unknown to anyone except the person who trapped you here, and with no recourse to change it. This is your life, and will be until it ends.
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2 years
#sizetwitter Russian Roulette vore - your group of five friends pass around six opaque pills. You're inside one of them. Each swallows one pill. Then they open the last one up to see if you're in the one remaining.
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21 days
Falling for someone, letting them shrink you for fun naughty times, then finding out they just needed a disposable prop for their next sizekink video or smutty stream, and your life (and its upcoming end) has a price - $6.99 plus tax, per clip.
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2 years
#sizetwitter Being tiny (by choice or otherwise) and dropped into a bubble bath by your crush. So small you're lost in the bubbles as she unwinds and thus she pays no attention to where you end up - under her, inside her, washed down the drain later... just a speck.
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1 year
#sizetwitter You've been hiking across the desert for hours, maybe a day or two by now. Suddenly, the vast expanse before you has changed. Behind you, only brightness. Before you, the ground is darker, as far as the eye can see. Bizarre... *zoom out to show the whole freckle*
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2 years
#sizetwitter Also kinda just wanna be dropped at speck-size into a woman's curly pubic forest as she lounges bottomless on her couch, watching porn on the TV and nibbling a brownie while her other hand lazily roams between her legs. Ultimate relaxation day for her.
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8 months
Shrink virus that only affects fictional species. "Damn" say scientists, "If elves were real, we'd be seeing some... some really small elves right now. Or maybe we wouldn't, they'd be so small." "Or mermaids!" added one expert, "Merminnows, more like it." More on this at 10.
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1 year
With the cooler Autumn weather setting in (for some of us, anyway), a reminder about tinies' wellbeing: If you're cold, they're cold. Put them inside you. Then keep them there. Don't let them out, ever. Ignore any pleading to the contrary. Keep them warm inside you forever.
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2 years
At your size, your voice is too high and quiet to be heard through the purse wall, so you sit amongst the chapstick and gum and other detritus... knowing you only have 30 minutes to unshrink before it becomes permanent. She gets off in an hour. She's not going to like this...
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3 years
#sizetwitter She never stayed in a relationship for very long, but she had fond memories of each sweetheart over the years. In fact, she kept a little scrapbook to look through and reminisce. On each page, the lover's name, a lipstick-kiss imprint, and at its center...
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9 months
The sizekink streamer has a private little game to amuse themselves. Every so often, they ask the stream who really, truly wants to be tiny for them. Anyone who volunteers has their wish granted - they pop onto the desk at an inch tall or less. She then ends the stream, smiling.
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5 months
Mixing a bit of shrinking and TF magic, your crush turned you into a living tattoo on their flawless body. You still look like you - just a millimeter in size. At a distance you look like a freckle. Trapped on their skin as if it's your entire world. You can move around, but only
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1 year
#sizetwitter Cute young woman standing at the altar in her beautiful wedding dress, the picture of happiness. No one but her knows her exes have all been reduced to specks lost on her body even now, and no one ever will. They're in for a rough honeymoon, though.
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1 year
She embedded a couple tinies in the surface of her deodorant stick - every morning their darkness opens up for a moment, she barely even glances at them, and then they're ground against her waiting skin, muffling their begging for freedom. Then the cap pops back on and the cycle
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2 years
Just wanna be a speck on or inside someone cute and horny. It's so simple. Life's just not fair.
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2 years
The best part of NNN is being shrunk and locked inside someone's cage or chastity belt, the first to suffer when they inevitably fail the challenge. #sizetwitter
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1 year
Shrink a couple. Put one of them inside you, however you like. Make the other one guess which hole their partner disappeared into. If they guess right, they can go in and try to rescue their love. If they guess wrong, they both dwindle away inside, never seeing the other again.
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1 year
#sizetwitter thought - there's an afterlife, and tinies come back as microscopic ghosts. Unfortunately, the haunting range they can cover scales with their size, so they end up haunting like... the stomach they were inside, or at best the panties/boxers of the fatal naughty bits.
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2 years
Tinies being sucked up straws is hot. I don't make the rules, just calling it as I see it.
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Dust-sized, somehow still alive. Lost on her sweat-soaked body after her intense workout. Too small even to know for sure that the vast plain before you is a square millimeter of one shining abdominal ripple. She eases into a bath to loosen the aching muscles, washing you away /1
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AurumDistant
2 years
#sizetwitter Girl shrinks a cute couple. Sets them on a ruler between two boxes. Lays down with her head below them. "Whoever falls into my mouth gets eaten. I'll re-grow the other one later and put you back where I shrunk you. If you won't fight, I'll just eat both of you."
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@AurumDistant
AurumDistant
2 years
#sizetwitter I want to be stuffed down someone's cock who then goes to the nearest gloryhole and fires me off into a complete stranger's (pick a hole) without ever thinking about me again. Bonus points if:
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@AurumDistant
AurumDistant
9 months
1 - get a Roomba 2 - attach small but sensitive heat-detector sensors around the rim 3 - check inside each week or so to see how many tinies it hunted down like the apex predator it has become.
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AurumDistant
2 years
#sizetwitter #shrunkenwoman I'm just saying, Gamer Girl Bathwater wouldn't have been such a weird meme if every jar came with the gamer girl still in it. It would have been so popular an industry would have formed to capture wild gamer girls and shrink them just to meet demand.
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@AurumDistant
AurumDistant
1 year
#sizetwitter She's nearsighted and she knows it - and works it into her kinky home life. She shrinks people every time she goes out - dates, friends, strangers... and sets them free in her home at bug sizes (1cm and below). But at home, she doesn't wear her glasses. Or clothes.
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