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August Trometer

@August

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7 years
@realDonaldTrump Say it enough times, and maybe you'll even believe it! #FakePresident
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@realDonaldTrump You know you're a laughingstock, right? #FakePresident
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@johncusack I SO voted.
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@realDonaldTrump Actually, you backed Roy Moore like a drunk uncle at the horse races betting on the nag. #FakePresident #TrumpTheChump #Resing
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@DavidWohl Not to give parental advice, but instead of concentrating on alleged crimes of others, perhaps you should focus on the convicted crimes of your own son @JacobAWohl . #YouAreAllCrooks
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@realDonaldTrump OR, maybe take some time and work with Democrats to produce a plan that's good for ALL Americans, not just rich, fat, white guys.
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@VP @POTUS Really? Then why did you wait so long to leave? #PR #Staged #FakePresident
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@realDonaldTrump They don't discuss how good It is, because it's horrible. Why do you think it can't pass? #FakePresident
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@realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends Just because you don't like it doesn't make it fake. PROVE it is fake, and then we'll believe you. #FakePresident #Resign
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@realDonaldTrump Maybe tomorrow they'll let you sit at the adult's table!
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@realDonaldTrump Or, he'll go down in history as your goat. I'm betting on that one.
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@realDonaldTrump Yes, the guy who tweeted "covfefe" is someone who is a genius in total control of his facilities. #FakePresident #MentallyUnstable #Resign
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@JohnPaul_USA @realDonaldTrump @TheDemocrats @POTUS The only thing possible is certain doom, but, hey, put your head back in the sand and maybe you won't notice.
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@realDonaldTrump Meanwhile Hurricane Trump is still wreaking havoc on the rest of the country. #FakePresident #Failure #PleaseResign
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@_clearlystocks @SallyDeal4 @realDonaldTrump Well, now that you don't have to pay premiums, maybe you can go back and take that English class you always wanted.
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@DavidWohl @JacobAWohl It was not my intent to libel anyone. If you could point out my error, I'd be happy to correct it.
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@August
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4 years
. @Tesla You guys really know how to kill the customer experience. I expected better.
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@realDonaldTrump @ricardorossello Critics are working overtime, and you’re playing golf. #FakePresident
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@realDonaldTrump Or, more likely, the book hits just a little too close to the mark. While we're at it, let's look at YOUR past and your mental health issues. #FakePresident #ResignNow #GetHelp
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11 years
Just saw the newest trailer for Pacific Rim. Looks great, but somehow Jax just can't get away from Clay. (cc: @SonsofAnarchy )
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@realDonaldTrump If you’re so #AmericaFirst then why are all your products made overseas? #FakePresident
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@realDonaldTrump Actually, pretty much all you've done is un-pass legislation that was already there.
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@JacobAWohl @realDonaldTrump Where's your evidence for the statement? Because it sounds more like Rush Limbaugh. Parrot much? #Idiot #NoObjectiveThought
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7 years
@jk_rowling @jk_rowling I loved Harry Potter, but, even more, I love your continued takedown of the dolt I'm forced to call my president.
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7 years
@realDonaldTrump Yes, just like your tattered Cabinet. Worst in history. #FakePresident #Resign
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@August
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8 years
I don’t mind watching my candidate lose. That happens. I DO mind watching my country commit suicide.
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@JacobAWohl @realDonaldTrump Seriously? Trump has lost half of the people he's picked and you point out two people for Obama? You're an idiot. #DumbAsDirt
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@realDonaldTrump "Really boring and untruthful." Did you read it? Or are you making that up like you make everything else up, too? #FakePresident #Illiterate #MentallyUnstable #Resign
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@realDonaldTrump I'm sure it's the HUGEST crowd EVER assembled at the White House for the 4th of July. Except for when Obama was in office, of course...
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@realDonaldTrump No they didn't. You're an idiot.
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@realDonaldTrump The only poor leader here is you. #FakePresident
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@FrancisSpinell7 @realDonaldTrump Sounds like someone needs to lay off the moonshine...
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@realDonaldTrump You, of all people, are wholly unqualified to determine who is "mentally deranged." #FakePresident #Resign
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@JacobAWohl @realDonaldTrump What evidence do you have to back that up? Because without that, you're just an idiot parroting what FoxNews says.
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@realDonaldTrump You mean "they're"? Perhaps an English lesson might be a good thing. #FakePresident #dummy #Resign
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@realDonaldTrump Actually, your two greatest assets were 1) the million dollar "loan" your daddy gave you and 2) the millions he left you when he died. Everything else has been bluster and abject failure. #FakePresident #Resign #HowManyBankruptcies ?
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@realDonaldTrump Aw, poor Dumb Donald is upset because Jeff Bezos is so much richer than him. #FakePresident #Resign
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@realDonaldTrump Time to end the stock market slide. I thought you oversaw the biggest gain in history? Now you've seen the biggest decline. #FakePresident #Loser #ResignNow
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6 years
@ChuckGrassley You're despicable.
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@ColumbiaBugle @realDonaldTrump You're seriously posting this of 1) a person who isn't the president and 2) isn't the president who "grabbed 'em by the pussy." Talk about corrupt...
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@realDonaldTrump Way to lower the bar even more. You're a disgrace to the office of president.
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@realDonaldTrump American workers first? Yeah? How's that deal to save Chinese company LTE coming?
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6 years
@realDonaldTrump So @FoxNews is Fake News now, too?
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@realDonaldTrump Hoax? Check your son's Twitter feed, dummy. It's real. #FakePresident
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@realDonaldTrump Did you record the conversations with the Russians? Because that would save everyone a lot of time, and you could start your jail term sooner.
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@realDonaldTrump So it's NOT consensual? You're doing this against people's will? Sounds about right. #FakePresident #Resign
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@realDonaldTrump If you want to Make America Safe, then resign. #FakePresident
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@JohnPaul_USA @realDonaldTrump Yeah, that worked well for Roy Moore.
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@JacobAWohl @realDonaldTrump What's your evidence for that? Because Bush was the one who nearly bankrupted the country with a war on Iraq and policies that allowed the housing market to collapse. Obama inherited a mess. #LearnYourHistory #Idiot
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@realDonaldTrump When you use the word “incompetent” you should be looking in the mirror. #FakePresident
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1 year
Alligator lizards in the air...
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@I_AmAmerica @realDonaldTrump During the campaign, he went in front of the people and said, "decorum be damned!" and proceeded to attack every single person around him. When he won, he continued the same un-presidential ways. Now you expect the us to just roll over so he can do whatever he wants? Um, no.
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@realDonaldTrump You know @realdonaldtrump didn’t write this. He doesn’t even know what “voluminous” means, let alone how to spell it.
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@realDonaldTrump Your poll numbers are the lowest of at this number of days of ANY president. I would like to see you step down.
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@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews And 63% of Americans think you're a bloody idiot. #FakePresident #Resign #ApprovalPolls
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@realDonaldTrump @washingtonpost What will it take for you to understand that being president is not about you? It's about the American people. #FakePresident #Resign
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@JamesBr68146064 @dreamkatch @nelshal @LaurenDuckFan @realDonaldTrump Spelling and grammar are generally correlated to intelligence. Don't worry if you don't understand that last sentence. I wouldn't expect you to.
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@JacobAWohl How are those fraud charges coming, @JacobAWohl ?
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4 years
@RobertDowneyJr @YouTube Can I vote for the past? You know, the one where Trump wasn’t elected?
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@August
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6 years
Beth and I were looking for a movie to watch. She said, “How about Die Hard?” and I officially have the best wife ever.
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@August
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5 years
@veschwab Peculiar coats.
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7 years
@realDonaldTrump Really? Can you explain to your small donors how so much of their money is going towards lawyers for you and your family? #FakePresident
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@August
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15 years
Amazing HTML5 and CSS display. Sorry, Safari 4 only, but very, very cool. http://www.gesteves.com/experiments/starwars.html
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@August
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7 years
Can’t wait to try the Orinoco Roll.
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@DoctorWho_BBCA This is amazing news. So glad to see it happen.
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@seanhannity You're an idiot.
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11 years
Something for my dev friends: A Geocities Bootstrap theme. So awesome. http://t.co/7XysR40dYo
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7 years
So a jackass tried to extort me out of my Twitter handle tonight. Folks, pay attention to your security. If you need suggestions, I’m here.
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7 years
Hey! It’s the first day of me!
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9 years
It takes 10 people to replace Jim Nabors. Nice!
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8 years
Once you’re close to solving a mystery in the Trump White House, another one pops up to distract you. It’s like every single episode of LOST
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@realDonaldTrump @CNN That's rich, coming from a #FakePresident .
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@realDonaldTrump If you want to see a politically motivated ingrate, just look in the mirror... #FakePresident #Resign
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8 years
Great photo of Trump giving his inauguration speech.
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8 years
America could learn a thing or two from the @Dodgers on how to lose with style and class.
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Congratulations to the @Cubs for advancing to the #WorldSeries . #Respect
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@JohnPaul_USA @realDonaldTrump @TheDemocrats @POTUS @UN What exactly did you do with all that money your parents gave you to go to economics school?
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I get it now... "stable genius" means he's great at shoveling horseshit.
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@realDonaldTrump Could we see notes of that meeting? Surely you have nothing to hide when talking with the Russians. Oh yeah, maybe you do... #FakePresident
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@realDonaldTrump Yeah, there's always an unprincipled idiot out there who would want to be associated with you. #FakePresident #Racist #Failure
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7 years
Heading to LAX to spend the next couple of days in The Heart of Darkness, otherwise known as Washington DC.
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6 years
I don’t know about you, but I’ve never met a foo that needed fighting.
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@FallNoidea @realDonaldTrump Not sure where your anger is directed, dude.
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@realDonaldTrump @nypost Which then go to pay your legal bills for collaborating with the Russians. So patriotic, taking from the little guy. #FakePresident #Resign
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5 years
What’s up with the restaurants today? It’s like everybody and their mother went to brunch.
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8 years
From now on, I’m going to refer to Trump and his followers as anti-factsers.
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7 years
Black Panther erases my super hero fatigue. Amazing.
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9 years
Looks like Beth and I (mostly Beth!) are in a Chevy commercial. Crazy!
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2 years
The song "Sailing" makes an appearance in the movie "Ambulance," and Christopher Cross is like, "Yeah, man, the gift that keeps on giving."
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7 years
@Protrump45 @realDonaldTrump I'm glad all the losers are sticking together.
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@realDonaldTrump Report: "BIGFOOT HAD MY BABY!" Same news source. Now it all starts to make sense!
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1 year
Totally burned out on Marvel and DC movies, but now there's a Supermoon? No thanks.
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7 years
@realDonaldTrump Yes, that's "our" beautiful phrase. Except it was invented by the British. Thanks @realDonaldTrump for helping celebrate a phrase invented by another country. Unless you're taking a page out of Meliania's playbook and making America plagiarize again...
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@August
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10 years
I moved from Indiana three years ago, and after the fiasco this week, I’ve never been more proud to say I am NOT a Hoosier.
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6 years
@realDonaldTrump Keep dancin', Dumb Donny. Keep dancin'. #FakePresident
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7 years
@OfficeOfMike @realDonaldTrump Would love to see something resembling actual evidence of that instead of gibberish from a mindless Fox News parrot.
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@August
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10 years
If anyone is looking for a great Mobile Product Developer guy in the LA area, let me know. I just became availble.
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